Toejam sent me this one.
Su Wong married Lee Wong.
The next year, the Wongs had a new baby.
The nurse brought out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
“Congratulations,” said the nurse to the new parents.
“By the way Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong think
of your new baby?”
The puzzled father looked at his new baby boy and said,
“You sure, OUR baby”, said a startled Mr Wong?
“Of course”, said the nurse, “This hospital has never mixed up a baby in over 50 years. Why do you ask?”
“Well, two Wong’s don’t make a white.”
I wonder if they named him Sum Ting Wong and he got a job as a pilot for a Korean airline? Sorry. Had to throw this comment in.
It was purely occidental.
Ah, knowing the diffrence between white and wong.
“Sum Ting Wong”- Chinese fighter pilot who tried to out-manoeuvre a USN P-3C.
Cheers
We should tell Mr. Wong to check his non-white kichen. Someone is cooking sweet and sour ting in Mrs. Wong’s wok.