Yannow, I was saving up some nominees for this week’s award like Oprah, one of the richest women in the world playing the race card. GMAFB! She said that some girl in a Swiss store refused to show her a handbag because she didn’t think she could afford it. The girl denies it. After Oprah’s antics lately, I side with the girl in the store. Evidently, Oprah pulled crap like this right before a movie she had coming out. And she has a movie now. What a coincidence.

But nothing can top the bullshit that happened in Missouri this week. There was a rodeo clown with an Obummer mask and the world went batshit crazy. Rampant racism in Missouri. Turns out there was a “mixed race” couple in the audience and they were offended. Yannow, there is sumpin’ in the Constitution called freedom of speech. Maybe y’all heard of it. It’s right there in the First Amendment. What I cannot find in the Constitution is someone’s right to not be offended. I’m offended that we got whiny ass people who get offended at the drop of a hat.

Do y’all remember when Bush was president? Yannow, the guy that the libs called Chimpy or Bushitler? Did you know that there was a rodeo clown who wore a Bush mask? No big outcry there. Bush was hung and burned in effigy. No big outcry there. Someone even wrote a book about the assassination of Bush which I know made many liberals progressives rat bastard commies cream in their jeans. Was a big stink raised about that? Nope. We people on the right have thicker skins than the pansies on the left.

So what happened here? The rodeo clown got fired and banned from life for ever working at a rodeo in Missouri. Same with the announcer. Talk about a massive overreaction. The odious Claire McCaskill, who offends the living shit out of me, got on her high horse about this crap. So did Jay Nixon, the governor of Missouri. All the Dimocrats in Missouri had cows. (Sorry. Couldn’t resist that last part.) The Missouri branch of the NAACP wants a federal investigation. Racism! Racism! Racism! I’m ashamed of my home state. Once again, the bullies of the Black Grievance Industry are out in force and no one will stand up to them.

Now, if we had a president who was a man, instead of a petulant little boy, he would step up and say this was just a joke, which it was, and that everyone was overreacting. This comes with the job of being president. That’s what Bush did. Unfortunately, our president is a racist and is the CEO of the Black Grievance Industry. The man who was supposed to be the post racial president, the man who was supposed to bring us together is doing just the opposite. He’s tearing this country apart. So much for the healing of electing the first black president. I predicted this.

So, to the Black Grievance Industry, to the Missouri Rodeo Association, who allowed themselves to be bullied by the Black Grievance Industry, to the Missouri branch of the NAACP (which should really just change their name to the Missouri branch of the Black Grievance Industry), and to all of the Dimocrats in Missouri, like Jay Nixon and Claire McCaskill, who have come out against free speech, I give you all this week’s AOTW Award. This is a sad day for the country and a sad day for Missouri. I hope you sensible Missouri voters remember in the next election how the Dimocrats stand on freedom of speech.

Do you want to see a real hate crime?

One of the black perps in this crime was younger than St. Trayvon of Skittles. But it’s a clown in an Obumbler mask that is a hate crime. Disgusting. When will we quit allowing ourselves to be bullied by the Black Grievance Industry? How many more trillions of dollars are we gonna throw down the sewer to try to eliminate black poverty? All those trillions have done nothing except to create a permanent black underclass, an underclass that commits the majority of the violent crimes in this country.

We’re doomed!

Karen sent me this. Welcome to 1984.

I’ve said many many times over the years that when this country becomes a dictatorship it will be a leftist dictatorship. Look at the way Obeauzeau is usurping power. He decides which laws to enforce and which laws to ignore. Case in point, deciding to delay the business mandate in Obummercare. Gotta win the 2014 elections. He’s making Nixon look like a law abiding citizen with the IRS abuses. Remember Iran contra? Bad because it was Reagan. Howza ’bout Fast and Furious. Ho hum. A black Dimocrat and a black attorney general are behind it. It’s racism to criticize Holder and Obumbler. The media, which is supposed to be a check on gummint, is cheering him on. The White House press corps has become a steno pool.

Remember candidate Obungler and his litany of offenses against Bush 43 like wiretaps? We now have FISA on steroids.

More vents from the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

If Anthony Weiner has two or three more sex scandals, his wife will be qualified to run for president.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Or at least a Senate seat from New York. Then she can be SecState. Thunder Rodent Thighs has taught you well, young Huma.

You can have austerity or prosperity, not both.

Spoken by someone who believes in big gummint. Cutting the size of gummint leaves more money in the hands of the private sector which will create more jobs than the gummint.

Republicans gerrymandered their way into permanent congressional membership.

Yeah. Like Dimocrats don’t do that. Exhibit A: California. I guess it’s only bad when Republicans do it.

Toejam sent me this.

Brooks Macquarrie does not remember much about the black mob violence that almost killed him one month ago.

Macquarrie was test driving a motor scooter for a shop where he worked as a mechanic. A group of black people approached him as he waited at a downtown New Haven stop light.

When he woke up in the hospital, surrounded by his five children, police thought he might have been hit by a car: Broken ribs. Twenty-one stitches. Fractured eye socket. Broken nose. Head injuries. And lots and lots of blood all over the street.

According to the New Haven Register:

“For his part, MacQuarrie remembers a young man on a bicycle coming at him with an ‘angry look’ in his eye, according to a coworker. He remembers trying to avoid eye contact with the person. He remembers getting hit on the back of the head. After that, he remembers nothing of the incident. “

Macquarrie has not yet returned to work.

I wonder if the animals were shouting, “This is for Trayvon.” as they beat the crap out of him.

Some police still think it might have been a car accident. But they are about the only ones left who do. Aside from local newspaper editors.

It couldn’t have been blacks and it certainly couldn’t have been a hate crime.

Yannow, I thought racial relations were supposed to improve when we elected the Obamessiah. Instead they have gotten worse. Due to the black outrage over the self defense shooting of St. Trayvon of Skittles ginned up by the likes of Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Eric Holder, and our first black president, race relations are getting worse. The racial demagogues named in the previous sentence all have blood on their hands, along with the LSM that distorted the story. ABC altered the photographs of Zimmerman’s injuries, NBC edited the 9/11 tape, and MSNBC gave a hate mongering, anti-Semitic, race baiting demagogue his own program which gave him respectability. Sharpton having his own program would be like Fox giving David Duke his own show. MSNBC should be ashamed, but they aren’t. Disgusting!

Two black people were identified riding away on the scooter.

They must have been in the “car” that hit him.

Car or no car, police and local media are working overtime to convince residents that race had nothing to do with this – or other – black mob violence in the area.

Of course it doesn’t in spite of the fact that it’s black mobs attacking whites. It’s just a coincidence.

“Our problem is that people have been reporting that this is a race-related issue, nothing in our investigation supports that whatsoever,” said David Hartman of the New Haven police department.

He said after adjusting the blinders on his face. Keep trying to push that narrative and pretending that this was not race related. Just like the blacks in St. Louis playing the knock out game has nothing to do with race. Look! A unicorn!

Read the rest of the article that details many racial violence issues in New Haven and the denial raging in the police department and the local newspaper.

Welcome to Oboner’s America where blacks beating up whites has “nothing to do with race” and a rodeo clown in Missouri is fired for wearing an Obumbler mask. What free speech? What Constitution? We can’t make fun of Dear Leader.

I mourn for my country.

Heironymus is trying to learn how to read and write Arabic. He sent me his first stab at writing it. How did he do?

The following Vent was in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

When 97% of scientists warn us about about climate change, but big oil, agriculture, chemical companies, etc. say they’re wrong … who should we believe? Hint: follow the money.

Holy crap! Where to start?

97% of scientists? Where did that number come from? It reminds me of this Larry the Cable Guy quote. “84% of statistics are made up on the spot.”

What kind of scientists are they? Are they all climate scientists?

Are you aware that temperatures have remained pretty constant over the last fourteen years? In other words, no warming. Here in Atlanta we’re experiencing the coolest summer since I moved her in 1985.

Are you aware of the leaked emails from global warming snake oil salesmen where they said that they had to “hide the decline” in global temperatures?

Are you aware that NOAA has once again had to lower its prediction on the number of named storms this season? Remember global warming climate change was supposed to increase the number of named storms. Instead, for the last few years NOAA has had to lower their predictions of the number of named storms.

Follow the money. You got that right. People like Michael Mann have to continue this phoney scam so they can continue getting gummint research grants.
The people promoting this silly climate change cow manure have made a lot of money off of it, including Pope Albert I.

Also, the green energy companies are getting a lot of gummint money. Unfortunately, just like Solyndra, it’s money down the drain. Europe is backing away from green energy because it’s destroying their economies.

Tell the truth. You watched Pope Albert I’s of the Church of AGW movie An Inconvenient Truth and believed every word of it. Sucker!

Update: Time to call warmists deniers.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration recently released its “State of the Climate in 2012” report, which states that “worldwide, 2012 was among the 10 warmest years on record.”

But the report “fails to mention [2012] was one of the coolest of the decade, and thus confirms the cooling trend,” according to an analysis by climate blogger Pierre Gosselin.

“To no one’s surprise, the report gives the reader the impression that warming is galloping ahead out of control,” writes Gosselin. “But their data shows just the opposite.”

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NOAA also reported that the “average lower strastospheric temperature, about six to ten miles above the Earth’s surface, for 2012 was record or near-record cold, depending on the dataset” even while the concentrations of greenhouse gases, including carbon dioxide, continued to increase.

Read the rest.

Cindy Sheehan is running for governor of California. What? She’s still around? The LSM sent her to oblivion as soon as a progressive liberal rat bastard commie Dimocrat was elected president and she was no longer of any use. Thanks to A. Pharaoh for the link.

Liberal activist Cindy Sheehan, the activist mother of a slain Iraq solider who ran as the vice presidential candidate for the Peace and Freedom Party alongside Roseanne Barr, announced last week that she’s throwing her hat in the ring for a shot at being the next governor of California.

Speaking at a Green Party rally in Wisconsin, Miss Sheehan proudly declared that she’s a Socialist, and she’s “not going to be ashamed to say it,” EAGnews.org first reported.

At least she’s honest about that, but that’s about all she’s honest about. She can’t be too much to the left of Governor Moonbeam. Why vote for a rat bastard commie when there is already a rat bastard commie governor?

Especially if you’re a black Dimocrat so the LSM doesn’t call you on acting like royalty while the rest of the country suffers with high unemployment and slow growth. Blacks were much better off under Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler, but having a brutha in the White House is much more important than having a job.

Makes me wonder. Who holds King Obungler’s piss bucket?

“It’s nice to be the king.” Or, as the black version of Camelot’s Jackie, Blackie O. sez, “Let them eat cake.”

More musings from Ron with some comments by yours truly.

For decades people have complained about their elected officials not listening to ‘em. Well, today they have no leg to stand on with that issue, ‘cause somebody’s listening to everything we say and type. It’s another campaign promise made good, ain’t it? He simply removed “Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell” from the military and applied it to the daily White House Press briefing.

The LSM has turned from a gummint watchdog to a White House steno pool. Here Obumbler, let’s see if you can hit this softball out of the park.

And as for the “phony” scandals Pak Soetoro harped on in successive speeches this week, if Benghazi is such a fake scandal, why is he so busy carrying rocks to construct a stone wall around it that he completely missed finding out about the IRS scandal until it was too late?

He was too busy listening to our phone calls and reading our emails to keep track of what his administration was doing. Fiddlesticks! He knows exactly what’s going on. He, Holder, or Valerie Jarrett authorized it.

One of the biggest scandals of the Uh-Bama regime in my opinion has been the steadfast refusal to use the sand- and shale-oil reserves that could make us completely independent of foreign oil in just a few years.

He claims that the Keystone Pipeline will only create 50 full time jobs. What he means are permanent jobs. At the same time he wants to create construction jobs rebuilding our infrastructure, which, like the Keystone Pipeline are temporary jobs. Some temporary jobs are good. Some are bad. Only he gets to decide.

And then add to that his unswerving determination to rid the US of coal-fired power plants to “save the planet,” which merely shuts down facilities and kills jobs while the mine owners simply sell the coal to India and China who burn it with fewer scrubbers and safeguards than our domestic plants already have in place.

He also has flushed billions down the drain on ill-advised and poorly researched “alternate” energy schemes, such as Solyndra. It’s his beloved unions that cause domestic products to price themselves out of the market, allowing China to capitalize on our climate-change obsession.

Considering his track record with “green” schemes, such as “Cash for Clunkers” and wind power and Solyndra, he could make good on his pledge to shut down Gitmo by throwing a few billion dollars at it and redesignating it a government-backed solar-power enterprise. It’d be shut down inside 90 days.

Remember how he signed an executive order to shut down Gitmo in his first year in office? Me too. Another Obungler promise broken but in this case it’s a good thing. Idealism crashed on the shores of reality. Funny how that works.

Joe Biden, whom many used to call Obama’s greatest embarrassment, has taken on some serious gravitas as his tenure insurance policy against impeachment. Personally, I doubt that Joe is any more capable of comprehending the complexities of high-level management than Hillary Clinton was of accomplishing a goddam thing in four years as SecState.

I feel SO much more optimistic now that we have a Secretary of State who has some real-world experience in dealing with hostile regimes. Look how successfully he improved conditions in North Vietnam. Can there be any doubt that he’ll solve the Middle East dilemma before Thanksgiving?

Browbeat Netanyahu into yet more concessions to the Paleostinians, who will offer nuttin’ in return. That’s because the Paleostinians do not want a state as much as they want the destruction of Israel. We see this same drama played out over and over again with each administration. Jimmah Carter couldn’t do it. Reagan couldn’t do it. Bush 41 couldn’t do it. BJ couldn’t do it. Bush 43 couldn’t do it. Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade won’t be able to do it. Inre BJ, Arafat walked away from the best deal the Paleostinians will ever get because if he agreed to that deal, the same deal that Flipper is trying to broker now, he would have been assassinated by his own people. Abbas will walk away from the same deal, but in the interim, as a show of good faith, Israel is releasing some Paleostinian savages from jail so they will be able to perform more acts of terrorism against Israel. I think when push comes to shove, Netanyahu, seeing as how Putin is giving Oboner the finger, will eventually do the same.

But of course we all need to be careful what we say in our e-mails now that Big Brother is recording and storing them. Drop one key word, such as “incompetent” or “liar” or “fraud” or “stonewalling” and you’re setting yourself up for an IRS audit.

They’ll prolly audit me for this blog.

What surprises me most, though, about the Zerobomber crew is Jay Carney. He’s got to be either completely brainwashed or on some kind of mind-altering drug. If any normal person told the lies that he regularly spins for the Press Corps briefings his tongue would snap off its roller, wrap itself around his throat, and choke him to death before anyone could help him.

Ron, Carney is a member of the LSM. They are all on their knees performing fellatio on Oboner. Carney is one of them, so they don’t ask him many difficult questions. It’s only with a Republican president that they do their jobs as watchdogs on the gummint.

If a kid backpedalled on his bike as fast as that shitweasel does with legitimate questions from Fox Reporters, the chain would slip off the sprocket and slice his nuts off.

The operative phrase here is “with Fox reporters”. That’s why the LSM hates Fox so much. They show them what they should be doing.

In the past 50 years, politicians have taken a thriving Norman Rockwell America and turned it into a bankrupt Curly Howard America,

I resemble that remark. That’s an insult to Curly Howard. Nyuck. Nyuck. Nyuck.

and left to his strategy, Soetoro would put it under Shari’a law and cars would run on pixie dust and unicorns would graze where self-supporting individuals used to work 40-hour weeks in factories with health care provided by their employers.

Congress has become a frat house for spoiled brats who have the ethics of pickpockets, the habits of shoplifters, the morals of chimpanzees, and the honesty of two-year-olds.

Jeez. In one sentence you insulted frat houses, spoiled brats, pickpockets, shoplifters, chimpanzees, and two-year-olds. Congress is worse than all of them combined.

America elected a pig in a poke, a rookie with all the skills of the Bowery Boys, a non-American fraud whose managerial experience rivaled that of the Little Rascals, a slick, well-dressed, articulate, grinning parasite who appears to be wise and sophisticated, until you get to the part where he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.

That’s why he has Valerie Jarrett. She’s the one running things.

The problem is that half the people in the country depend upon government programs for pensions, food assistance, health care benefits, Social Security, Welfare, and all the rest and will continue to vote lefties into power until the inevitable revolution.

Like the fraud they voted for, those 50% are too stupid to realize just how stupid they truly are.

A perfect example of that is Rachel Jeantel, a nineteen-year-old, eleventh grader, who claims to have a 3.0 average, but cannot read cursive, sumpin’ most of us learned how to do in the third grade.

We’re doomed!

Bob sent me this example of liberal logic.

Cause meet effect. This would make a good blonde joke except for the fact that it’s not funny.

Elections have consequences.