Neil sent me this one. She’s a twofer. She’s a megababe and she’ll piss off Toejam since she has a woman’s aureoles and not little boy ones. 
Neil sent me this one. She’s a twofer. She’s a megababe and she’ll piss off Toejam since she has a woman’s aureoles and not little boy ones.
*picks tongue up off floor* …… totally gorgeous
Denny, you have a touch of the masochistic in your devious persona. Anyone who would put up two aureoles with a babe attached to them should be on the White House payroll as chief waterboarder. As a matter of fact you should head down to Gitmo and bring this woman along. The terrorists will be jumping into the shark infested water around Cuba to avoid the invasion of the breast monsters.
Let’s face it this woman needs help desperately and quickly before those metastasising blotches cover her entire body. Imaging her trying to breast-feed a young tyke and the kid opens its eyes and beholds: “A boobage eclipse!” a few thousand years ago the Chinese believed the solar eclipse was really a giant dragon swallowing the sun. To the poor kid nibbling on the nipple it’d be like a giant poison mushroom enveloping his milk sack…………………EEEEEEEEEEK!
Now I vented my spleen allow ole professor Toejam to continue on his anatomical journey. It’ll be a short trip since there ain’t much to see except a couple of silicon stuffed mammaries topped off with a couple of pink pancakes.
1) Face: Probably her only saving grace. I like the way her hair falls around her cherubic face. That sets off her glowing eyes and well defined nose. No Greek beak on this lady, just a gentle perfectly sized snout. I also enjoy studying her lips. Not a normal smile but engaging never-the-less. Rating: “A”
2) Boobage: There ain’t much to highlight here. Her boobs are sagging and are not well supported by her weak pectoralis major. Agony aureoles aside a woman of her age should sport boobage that points towards the heavens. In her case they look more like they’re pointing down towards her toes. I recommend some serious upper-body workouts. That’s correct the atrophied muscle situation. As I’ve stated before her aureoles are her down fall. Only a visit to Dr. Finkelstein would correct that problem. It’ll be expensive though. He’ll have to spend hours removing those saucers. Rating: “F”.
3) I was going to rate what little I can see of her left brachium fairly high, but then I focused my 50 power magnifying glass on her antebrachium (forearm for you non professional anatomy people). It was then I noticed she had more hair on the forearm than my pet chimpanzee. That’s not good. One can only imagine that her lower extremities look like a tourism ad for a visit to the Black Forest. Imagine trying to drill through a brillo pad with your tender Johnson. Painful to say the least. Rating: “D+”.
Overall, I think her appeal is all in her head and most of that is in the likely fact that her lips are like the two sirens in Greek mythology whose sweet songs lure the unsuspecting male into their tender trap. Yea, Denny definitely spends hour upon hour scanning every boobage site just to find the massive aureole pit so he can torture me like when Oenipion stuck two large, sharp needles into the eyes of Orion after the ultra randy fellow assaulted the young lusty babe Merope. It was an ugly, bloody scene just like when I gazed at this ladies breast bags.
Sorry little girl, I wish I could do better but I must be true to my professional ethics. Toejam’s overall rating: “C+”.
Toejam – I’m not masochistic. I love her nips. I’m actually sadistic. That’s why I posted this one.
Denny: Fight the power! Those Baltimore Aureoles would make my starting lineup anytime.
I dunno. Ditto Toejam. “Twofer”? Try “hoofer”. Not as in “dancer”, but as in “cow”.
Pretty face, but those nipple/aureoles are bigger than the flapjacks I was being served last week at the dude ranch in Wyoming. And those were some big ole pancakes.
OK, Denny I’m getting some heavy duty converts here. Both TalkinHorse and rayvet are seeing the light in the case of aureoles being bigger is definitely NOT better.
We’re going to take this matter up with Kathleen Sebelius, the Secretary of health and Human services.
It’s our human right to NOT be subjected to “Zombie Aureoles” are being violated .
“A” rating. big nipples, natural hang makes them good for motorboating
Talking horse says she is a “hoofer” as in”cow” …….Well, I say Mooo-ver her on over to my pasture,I like my milk un-pasteurized!
Sorry, dude. I’m with Toe Jam on this one. This time you have gone too far.
TJ didn’t like last week’s woods Goddess and he doesn’t like this sweet young thing. I’d sure like to see a pic of his ideal type. Me? I guess I’m just not that picky.
Not the greatest boobs seen here in a while. Compared to the others, they appear to be quite floppy – no jiggle there. I can take or leave the large aureoles. It’s only pigment. No pleasure lost or gained, particularly in the dark.
Pretty face; arms look thick.
I get a real laugh outta these purveyors of feminine beauty, I doubt most of these dudes could get in a romantic relationship with the girl s/women Denny posts ……unless it involves the girls picture & Mother Thumb & her 4 daughters.
I can just picture the whole gaggle of them clustered around the front door of the bar at closing time to see which knuckle dragging beastie with saggy boobs they were going to hit on for after hours entertainment.
By the way in my youth I did a stint or two as a bouncer for a local bar, I do what I`m talking about. Keeping the lothario`s in line & making sure the knuckle dragging beasties had their dog collars on was just part of the job.
You got that right Dudley…this girl is a beauty (face) and the rest only makes it better…God knows the pale ones are DaBest!!!!!!
Outstanding – just absolutely outstanding!!!
I happen to like this picture. I think she is hot, and I’ve always liked Torpedo-boobies!
You are effing hilarious! Toejam, you’re the best.