OOOOOOOOH, I do believe we have a WINNER! And I have a rare WOODIE thanks to this lady. Now ladies (DDP) and gentlemen those are the finest examples of anatomically purrrrrrrrrfect aureole I’ve see in decades. And as a boner bonus they are attached to two of the finest, firm natural mammaries that have ever been captured in a photograph. I’m astounded. For an expert in female chest adornment it’s like an archeologist discovering the lost city of Atlantis. A metallurgist stumbling upon lapis philosophorum thus figuring out how to turn Lead into Gold or possibly even a Republican garnering 96% of the African-American vote.
Phew I’m all tuckered out panting and sweating over this purdy little lady. I need to take a real cold shower. If DogsDon’t Purr were here I’d have the absolute perfect outlet for all this pent up sexual energy. Right, DDP? Rub some axle grease on them loins baby or the friction will set your knickers aflame.
1) Face: WOW, I’m smitten. That seductive smile, those huge crystal clear eyes that pert little nose, a hint of freckles on that wonderful lightly tanned skin topped of by her flowing hair starts today’s analysis off on a high note. The only thing I’d correct is I’d ditch the Fidel hat. But that’s just the lucky photographer’s prop so we can’t blame the little lady. Rating “A++”.
2) Boobage: Magnifico, El Grande, Wunderbar! Mother Nature’s masterpieces. Anybody who even hints that they’ve be anywhere near a plastic surgeon’s scalpel is either snorting bath salts or is suffering from Ebola of the retinal tissue. Them’s so real and so perfect I weep every time I cast a glance in their general direction. Those aureoles are a perfect fit for her perfectly sculpted breasts. And those cleverly placed little firm nipples adorn her bosoms exactly like two angels floating through a Michelangelo masterpiece. I can’t say I’ve witnessed anything more moving, more inspiring and more sensually exciting as these fantastic examples of feminine chest adornment. Rating: “A+++”
3) Torso/arms/dermal display: Her arms are nice, supple and well toned. Not a mark. Not a blemish and so well displayed. Rating: “A+++”.
Of course, it will be of NO surprise that I render the Toejam overall rating of: “A+++”. It’s well earned. So very well earned.
Yes, Denny has repented. He’s cast aside those bloated, blubbery, hub cap aureoles and has finally brought to us a wonderful example of exactly how a perfect woman’s body should appear. Alas, I only wish I could examine her lower extremities. I bet her legs are sublime examples of ambulatory appendages. Slender, but firm and shapely. Oh there I go again. I’m off fantasizing about something I’ll never cast my eyes on. Weep, weep. And besides it’s time I take my morning’s constitutional. After all I do need my exercize. Happily after today’s pleasant surprise I’ll really be “worked-up” for a tight jockey-short work-out. Hey, if it feels good…..DO IT! After all one never knows what glorious sight I might stumble upon as the lights go on in the bathrooms of my neighborhood and young ladies ready themselves for their morning showers. (HEH).
I reserve my nose, tongue and eyes for other sensory stimulation.
How the hell do you feel?
With your feet?
OK, I get the foot fedish thing. I really wouldn’t mind sucking on her podiatric digits. Betcha they taste like her labia after a long pre-coital session.
However I’ll stop short before I spank her monkey with my sensitive hallux.
You made someone very happy with this little one . A+ A+ A+ A+ A+. Them are tomatoes aint they
Awww…finally one for Toejam!
(Hi Toejam! ~XxxOoo)
I lust for you DDP.
It’s been hard not being with you.
Almost as “hard” when I was by your side.
Thems be spicy tomatoes!
oh oh oh .. sorry to disappoint you guys, but after speaking with Dr. Finkelstein we agreed that her boobs were treated ..
Bull poop. The Old doc has assured me them boobs haven’t been anywhere near a scaple or other medical instrument.
Now maybe they’ve been gnawed on by a few dozen young, middle-age and elderly men’s teeth but that certainly don’t count as medical treatment.
boobs and nipples too small. C rating
OOOOOOOOH, I do believe we have a WINNER! And I have a rare WOODIE thanks to this lady. Now ladies (DDP) and gentlemen those are the finest examples of anatomically purrrrrrrrrfect aureole I’ve see in decades. And as a boner bonus they are attached to two of the finest, firm natural mammaries that have ever been captured in a photograph. I’m astounded. For an expert in female chest adornment it’s like an archeologist discovering the lost city of Atlantis. A metallurgist stumbling upon lapis philosophorum thus figuring out how to turn Lead into Gold or possibly even a Republican garnering 96% of the African-American vote.
Phew I’m all tuckered out panting and sweating over this purdy little lady. I need to take a real cold shower. If DogsDon’t Purr were here I’d have the absolute perfect outlet for all this pent up sexual energy. Right, DDP? Rub some axle grease on them loins baby or the friction will set your knickers aflame.
1) Face: WOW, I’m smitten. That seductive smile, those huge crystal clear eyes that pert little nose, a hint of freckles on that wonderful lightly tanned skin topped of by her flowing hair starts today’s analysis off on a high note. The only thing I’d correct is I’d ditch the Fidel hat. But that’s just the lucky photographer’s prop so we can’t blame the little lady. Rating “A++”.
2) Boobage: Magnifico, El Grande, Wunderbar! Mother Nature’s masterpieces. Anybody who even hints that they’ve be anywhere near a plastic surgeon’s scalpel is either snorting bath salts or is suffering from Ebola of the retinal tissue. Them’s so real and so perfect I weep every time I cast a glance in their general direction. Those aureoles are a perfect fit for her perfectly sculpted breasts. And those cleverly placed little firm nipples adorn her bosoms exactly like two angels floating through a Michelangelo masterpiece. I can’t say I’ve witnessed anything more moving, more inspiring and more sensually exciting as these fantastic examples of feminine chest adornment. Rating: “A+++”
3) Torso/arms/dermal display: Her arms are nice, supple and well toned. Not a mark. Not a blemish and so well displayed. Rating: “A+++”.
Of course, it will be of NO surprise that I render the Toejam overall rating of: “A+++”. It’s well earned. So very well earned.
Yes, Denny has repented. He’s cast aside those bloated, blubbery, hub cap aureoles and has finally brought to us a wonderful example of exactly how a perfect woman’s body should appear. Alas, I only wish I could examine her lower extremities. I bet her legs are sublime examples of ambulatory appendages. Slender, but firm and shapely. Oh there I go again. I’m off fantasizing about something I’ll never cast my eyes on. Weep, weep. And besides it’s time I take my morning’s constitutional. After all I do need my exercize. Happily after today’s pleasant surprise I’ll really be “worked-up” for a tight jockey-short work-out. Hey, if it feels good…..DO IT! After all one never knows what glorious sight I might stumble upon as the lights go on in the bathrooms of my neighborhood and young ladies ready themselves for their morning showers. (HEH).
Perfection. Face, boobs, skin tone. That is a fine example of a woman right there. Kudos to this weeks choice.
I just wish Toejam would tell how he really feels…
With my hands and pecker you moron.
I reserve my nose, tongue and eyes for other sensory stimulation.
How the hell do you feel?
With your feet?
OK, I get the foot fedish thing. I really wouldn’t mind sucking on her podiatric digits. Betcha they taste like her labia after a long pre-coital session.
However I’ll stop short before I spank her monkey with my sensitive hallux.
dam it Toejam you comment made spew coffee all over my screen!
actually..she is so sexy ..Im suspicious…..no one has her name by now?….lets see more pics…
rating?..Id give her a great big ol hell yeah….
Teh boobies are fantastic and her face is stunningly beautiful, but am I the only one who thinks that she is just too skinny?
Yes!!
Lovely girl with fantastic titties. She can tend my garden any time….