Reminds me of the old joke about the two uninformed voters out hunting when they came across a nymph not unlike this comely lass. One of them leers at her and asks “are you game?” Coyly she replies “Yes I am”. So the other one shoots her!
Definite not spectacular, but I do believe I spotted the USDA stamp of approval barely hidden by those purdy pink panties. And a nice moist camel toe is exactly what’s required to give me the energy to get through the day. I’d probably use my personal Weiner to stuff it after I dined however. Heck I might even invite Hillary Clinton to the feast. I hear she enjoys Middle-Eastern delicacies like a hearty butch brunch.
OK, enough foolishness, I gotta lots to do in the upcoming week. Like getting ready to migrate to the mountains and prepare for the Rapture.
1) Face: Not photographic at all, but I have to give her a good grade for looking like the girl next door. No make-up, plain hair, kinda unkempt and dark circles under those eyes which could indicate she’s one of those many good-time High School girls who like to stimulate the adrenal glands into working 3 shifts to boost the production of Testosterone. Looks like her High School might just have a winning season in all their major sports. Rating: “A-“.
2) Boobage: Others might disagree but I believe they’re natural and their perky appearance testifies to their youthful firmness. As a matter of fact this young lady would be foolish to even think about wrapping a bra around those beauties. They certainly can stand tall on their own. The only downside is the two over enlarged aureoles. But, admittedly I’ve seen lots worse. Perhaps the application of a little cosmetic lightener would tone down the ever so slight brown hue. But I suspect that comes natural to a lady who is obviously not of Nordic stock. Rating: “A-“.
3) Torso: Yaba daba do, I can feel the musky heat emanating from her nicely toned torso. Alas, I fear her ethnic background will result in an early pudginess, however. But for right now well be kind. Rating: “A-”
4) Legs: As we all know my personal favorite part of the female anatomy. As with her torso they’re fairly attractive at the moment and probably will remain so as long as she toils 10 hours a day in those Algerian Olive groves. Plenty of honest exercize will keep the Cellulite at bay. However, all indications are once she starts to pop out those little Abduls those thighs will expand to the size of a mature Oak tree trunk. That’s be ok I guess if they were as firm as a giant oak, but we all know they’ll eventually have the consistency of a bolster on the end of an Ikea sofa . Rating: “B”.
All in all I am reluctant to say she’ll age as well as Rachel Welch or Sophia Loren, but for the moment I’d be more than willing to expend my rapidly dwindling propagating fluid in order to oil her ovaries. Once would be enough however, and then she’d have to return to Constantine High to get herself sated by the local camel dung tossing squad.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
Good night young lady and happy olive gathering. I hear it requires a skilful hand to gently grasp tug those little fellas off. I bet you’re an expert at tugging little fellas off too. Or, according to the current article in the Olive Journal”, is it true that the latest method of dislodgement is ramming the tree trunk with a Land over to shake those olives free? If so make sure you’re wearing a seatbelt. I wouldn’t want to see those two mammary sacs get bruised.
Pretty enough face, without the usual copious application of clown paint.
Her boobage is lovely, and lifted just a little by the unnatural arm position. I suspect the photog did this to make them look a bit perkier. I like the dark aureoles, which I have always used as targets for the tongue. I rate them as real enough.
Her thighs are exquisite. I would love to have them clamped tight upon my earbones so that the only sounds I hear would be my own slurping, punctuated by her occasional quick draughts of air.
I must end now. as its getting difficult typing with one hand…..
Father knew best….
ToeeJam is much too picky! When I was a teenager & Dear Old Dad was still alive….His idea of a serious sex talk was informing me when out on the town to make a selection long before closing time & to leave the teasers who love themselves alone. His motto was settle for the 8`s & 9` & you will get laid well & often instead of occasionally with those who will spend 10 minutes screwing you & the rest of the night telling you how lucky you were to get it.
Father knew best….
ToeJam is much too picky! When I was a teenager & Dear Old Dad was still alive….His idea of a serious sex talk was informing me when out on the town to make a selection long before closing time & to leave the teasers who love themselves alone. His motto was settle for the 8`s & 9` & you will get laid well & often instead of occasionally with those who will spend 10 minutes screwing you & the rest of the night telling you how lucky you were to get it.
Oh hell yes.
PHOTOTIP: Use flesh colored paracord to position a reluctant model.
It is easier to remove in photoshop.
Reminds me of the old joke about the two uninformed voters out hunting when they came across a nymph not unlike this comely lass. One of them leers at her and asks “are you game?” Coyly she replies “Yes I am”. So the other one shoots her!
My Goodness! This model is beyond even TJ’s ability to fault. Teh boobage is perfect. Her fine womanly thighs make me drool. Thanks Denny!!
Definite not spectacular, but I do believe I spotted the USDA stamp of approval barely hidden by those purdy pink panties. And a nice moist camel toe is exactly what’s required to give me the energy to get through the day. I’d probably use my personal Weiner to stuff it after I dined however. Heck I might even invite Hillary Clinton to the feast. I hear she enjoys Middle-Eastern delicacies like a hearty butch brunch.
OK, enough foolishness, I gotta lots to do in the upcoming week. Like getting ready to migrate to the mountains and prepare for the Rapture.
1) Face: Not photographic at all, but I have to give her a good grade for looking like the girl next door. No make-up, plain hair, kinda unkempt and dark circles under those eyes which could indicate she’s one of those many good-time High School girls who like to stimulate the adrenal glands into working 3 shifts to boost the production of Testosterone. Looks like her High School might just have a winning season in all their major sports. Rating: “A-“.
2) Boobage: Others might disagree but I believe they’re natural and their perky appearance testifies to their youthful firmness. As a matter of fact this young lady would be foolish to even think about wrapping a bra around those beauties. They certainly can stand tall on their own. The only downside is the two over enlarged aureoles. But, admittedly I’ve seen lots worse. Perhaps the application of a little cosmetic lightener would tone down the ever so slight brown hue. But I suspect that comes natural to a lady who is obviously not of Nordic stock. Rating: “A-“.
3) Torso: Yaba daba do, I can feel the musky heat emanating from her nicely toned torso. Alas, I fear her ethnic background will result in an early pudginess, however. But for right now well be kind. Rating: “A-”
4) Legs: As we all know my personal favorite part of the female anatomy. As with her torso they’re fairly attractive at the moment and probably will remain so as long as she toils 10 hours a day in those Algerian Olive groves. Plenty of honest exercize will keep the Cellulite at bay. However, all indications are once she starts to pop out those little Abduls those thighs will expand to the size of a mature Oak tree trunk. That’s be ok I guess if they were as firm as a giant oak, but we all know they’ll eventually have the consistency of a bolster on the end of an Ikea sofa . Rating: “B”.
All in all I am reluctant to say she’ll age as well as Rachel Welch or Sophia Loren, but for the moment I’d be more than willing to expend my rapidly dwindling propagating fluid in order to oil her ovaries. Once would be enough however, and then she’d have to return to Constantine High to get herself sated by the local camel dung tossing squad.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
Good night young lady and happy olive gathering. I hear it requires a skilful hand to gently grasp tug those little fellas off. I bet you’re an expert at tugging little fellas off too. Or, according to the current article in the Olive Journal”, is it true that the latest method of dislodgement is ramming the tree trunk with a Land over to shake those olives free? If so make sure you’re wearing a seatbelt. I wouldn’t want to see those two mammary sacs get bruised.
Aw to just Motorboat for awhile!!!!!!
TJ might rate her a B+, in my book she is Outstanding!
My “B+” rating is based on objective scientific facts and a detailed study of the subject.
An “Outstanding” rating is conceived deep inside the scrotum and not in the cranial contents.
Nice lookin’.
However, the small sized pics aren’t nearly as effective as the large ones from the past.
Skip the small ones in the future.
Click on the picture to make it larger.
“Double click” to see her spank her monkey with a cukecumber….but you have to pay hommage to the “PayPal God first.
Pretty enough face, without the usual copious application of clown paint.
Her boobage is lovely, and lifted just a little by the unnatural arm position. I suspect the photog did this to make them look a bit perkier. I like the dark aureoles, which I have always used as targets for the tongue. I rate them as real enough.
Her thighs are exquisite. I would love to have them clamped tight upon my earbones so that the only sounds I hear would be my own slurping, punctuated by her occasional quick draughts of air.
I must end now. as its getting difficult typing with one hand…..
Effing spectacular. Love the curves, and she looks like she might have a little mean-streak in her. I like that.
Father knew best….
ToeeJam is much too picky! When I was a teenager & Dear Old Dad was still alive….His idea of a serious sex talk was informing me when out on the town to make a selection long before closing time & to leave the teasers who love themselves alone. His motto was settle for the 8`s & 9` & you will get laid well & often instead of occasionally with those who will spend 10 minutes screwing you & the rest of the night telling you how lucky you were to get it.
Father knew best….
ToeJam is much too picky! When I was a teenager & Dear Old Dad was still alive….His idea of a serious sex talk was informing me when out on the town to make a selection long before closing time & to leave the teasers who love themselves alone. His motto was settle for the 8`s & 9` & you will get laid well & often instead of occasionally with those who will spend 10 minutes screwing you & the rest of the night telling you how lucky you were to get it.
Why not give credit where credit is due. This is Abby Porter and she is a beautiful model. You can find more piks of her at her here: http://peachyforum.com/t/abby-porter-385671.aspx
FULL sized. You’re welcome.
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