John sent me this one.

An uninformed voter tried to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to an informed voter that she worked with. The informed voter told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”

“That doesn’t matter, ” replied the uninformed voter, “if I only can sell the car.”

“Okay, ” said the informed voter. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore.”

The following weekend, the uninformed voter made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the informed voter asked the uninformed voter, “Did you sell your car?”

“No, ” replied the uninformed voter, “why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it.”