And today, it’s not about black people for a change. Nope. Today I’m picking on Asians. Fortunately, they have a sense of humor so I won’t have to fear for my life like I would if I pissed off some black dude.
My sister told me in California that it’s DWC (Driving While Chinese) or DWO (Driving While Oriental).
Call the Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Police. Time to send me to sensitivity training. It’s not that I’m not sensitive, it’s that I just don’t give a flying fuck.
Know how you can tell Asians have moved into your neighborhood?
The Mexicans get car insurance.
Ah, man!
Now that’s funny!
AD I just coughed up my mouth full of beer reading that!!! LMAO!!
I used to cal them Orientals. Then some self appointed PC brownshirt told me that the correct term was Asian. Some how, Oriental was to Occidental -centric. My answer was that having served and lived in the Orient, one who had studied its cultures, histories and several of its languages I felt that I was more than qualified to call them what ever I wanted to call them. I pointed out that Asia was a name provided by european map makers in the 14th century. There is a rule that says the guy that draws the map gets to name the places. As a compromise I now call them Ornamentals. That way I am sure to test their sense of humor. And if they don’t like it they can go home.
There is also the confirmation acronym OAW that is spoken when you pass an “Oriental At Wheel” and see that your assumptions about the driver, given their obvious inability to drive, are correct…
As I was told back in 1980 in La Mirada California about Oriental Cab Drivers …..”KKK” ….. Kamikazi Kab Kompany!
The bumper sticker should say “Goo Luk.”
I too was once corrected when I called someone oriental. The beautiful young woman who was Filipino told me that she was not a rug or a vase. Those things are called oriental.
She preferred to be called Asian, which I said was curious because she was a Filipino.
I usually use pan face instead of oriental or, asian.
When I visit California, I hear people call “Chink alert”.
I live across the street from a Vietnamese Catholic church. When they are arriving or leaving church I tend to stay home, and hope they don’t hit my car sitting in the driveway.
Filipinos are the remnants of a people who immigrated down the Malay peninsula. They are neither fish nor fowl. This has let to an identity crisis in the philippines. Some have said that they are most likely melanesians, but that still does not answer the question of who they really are. You should have told her that in english Oriental can be used to identify any noun. ( from the orient). Does she want to be identified with an Afghan? Afghanistan is located in Asia As it lies east of the Ural mountains.
I would have thought she would be happy to be called Oriental rather than Asian. Oriental has a much more exotic sound than Asian or Pillipeno.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian?
A car thief that can’t drive.
How about a hard working, energetic, shopkeeper, who never opens before 1 pm?
You need to make a compare/contrast thread on the drastic differences between Asians/Orientals from different cultures and countries.
I just got finished dealing with a gaggle of imbeciles/yellow trash from Laos. Completely worthless. I’ve heard the Vietnamese are the same way–act like somebody owes them something because of the war or whatever. Who knows? But there’s no excuse for any human being to be as worthless as what I’ve just witnessed.
Lau make so-called African Americans look like over-achievers.
Shouldn’t that be “good ruck, evelyone?”