Ron on Obumbler’s dilemma.

So PotUS Terribilis has perched himself precariously on the horns of a very dangerous dilemma which he created all by himself.

Building the ugly, perplexing, smelly, complex beast took a long time, but he finally managed to lash it all together with a nice strong length of red line. With unknown “rebels” and unpredictable Gulf States on one horn, the lunatic Iranians and abstruse Russians on the other, and the bottomless maelstrom of Islam in the middle, he still climbed willingly up the ass end of the abomination, kicked away the ladder, discarded his climbing harness, and perched himself up there, one hand and one foot on one extreme and the other foot and other hand on the opposite extreme.

Then, shouting to Congress, “You gotta back me up, guys, ‘cause I’m really a nice guy once you get to know me . . . except, of course, for that part where I don’t understand the economy and want to get rid of all our nukes and downsize the military and really don’t know what the hell I’m doing.” It’s lonely up there at decision time, and having never had to do that sort of thing before, he wants the safety net of somebody to shift the blame on when it all blows back in his face like a badly tuned formula 1 racecar trying to run on diesel.

I have no sympathy whatever for the fool. He created the dilemma by surrounding himself with advisors and “experts” whose experience is purely academic and by diddling around with issues he never fully comprehended but thought he could solve simply by giving a speech and going to fund-raisers.

Dilemmas come up often in the teaching of classic literature. I was going to rewrite an old fable about one to make it fit his situation, but I remembered the little poem about the centipede’s dilemma, which works perfectly for a neophyte wannabe with no real-world experience suddenly confronted by real problems requiring leadership completely beyond his grasp:

A centipede was happy – quite!
Until a toad in fun
Said, “Pray, which leg moves after which?”
This raised his doubts to such a pitch,
He fell exhausted in the ditch

Yannow Obeavis, it’s kinda hard to get the Republicans to come to your rescue when you have spent the last five years demonizing them and refusing to cooperate with them in any way shape or form. No input into Obummercare and forcing it through Congress with legislative tricks without any Republican votes. It didn’t have to be that way. A bipartisan bill would have been much better but you and Speaker Blinky made sure that wouldn’t happen. Now the country is stuck with a piece of crap and your party lost the House.

A my way or the highway on spending and the budget because, “I won”. Bushitler actually worked with Congress on legislation. No Child Left Behind was essentially written by the Floater, a Dimocrat. Now the Dimocrats are pissed off about a bill that was written by “The Lion of the Senate”.

As your spiritual mentor, Jerry “Goddam America!” Wright once said, “The chickens are coming home to roost!” Karma is a bitch ain’t it, Obutthead?

How’s that global warming climate change thingy goin’? Ron sent me this link.

Remember when Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW and the rest of his acolytes said the Arctic would be ice free by 2013? Yeah. Me too. He also said that we would be at the point of no return and global warning would be out of control if we hadn’t done anything to stop it by now.

A chilly Arctic summer has left nearly a million more square miles of ocean covered with ice than at the same time last year – an increase of 60 per cent.

The rebound from 2012’s record low comes six years after the BBC reported that global warming would leave the Arctic ice-free in summer by 2013.

Egg, meet face.

nstead, days before the annual autumn re-freeze is due to begin, an unbroken ice sheet more than half the size of Europe already stretches from the Canadian islands to Russia’s northern shores.

You mean Pope Albert and the BBC were full of crap? Say it ain’t so.

The Northwest Passage from the Atlantic to the Pacific has remained blocked by pack-ice all year. More than 20 yachts that had planned to sail it have been left ice-bound and a cruise ship attempting the route was forced to turn back.

Some eminent scientists now believe the world is heading for a period of cooling that will not end until the middle of this century – a process that would expose computer forecasts of imminent catastrophic warming as dangerously misleading.

There goes Pope Albert’s money train. It looks like his “documentary” An Inconvenient Truth turned out to be as big of a fraud as Obunglers Nobel Peace Prize.

The disclosure comes 11 months after The Mail on Sunday triggered intense political and scientific debate by revealing that global warming has ‘paused’ since the beginning of 1997 – an event that the computer models used by climate experts failed to predict.

Remember this? “The science is settled.” “There is a consensus.” Yeah. Me too.

In March, this newspaper further revealed that temperatures are about to drop below the level that the models forecast with ‘90 per cent certainty’.

The pause – which has now been accepted as real by every major climate research centre – is important, because the models’ predictions of ever-increasing global temperatures have made many of the world’s economies divert billions of pounds into ‘green’ measures to counter climate change.

Those predictions now appear gravely flawed.

And the world has wasted billions of dollars buying into this bullshit. Just think how much we have wasted here in the US with Obumbler’s green energy fiascos. Remember those five million high paying green energy jobs he promised back in 2008? What do we have to show for all the dollars he and the Dimocrats have “invested” in green energy? A lot of bankruptcies like Solyndra and other green energy companies. The only people who made money were the Oblunder donors who started those companies.

Can we return to reality now?

Ron sent me another cat picture.

Too bad Pumpman is dead. I used to love cat bombing him. The very first time I met him was at an impromptu blodger meetup in Dahlonega Georgia, which was the forerunner for Blogtoberfest that we Jawja blodgers used to have at Helen Georgia every year in October. We quit that since it conflicted with the Hysterics at Eric’s we have every year for Eric’s birthday. His lovely wife Fiona lets him have all of us rowdy blodgers come to his house in Tennessee every year. Anywho, the very first time I met him, I was ambling to the table on my crutches and he yelled while pointing at me, “You! You’re the got-dammed sonuvabitch who keeps cat bombing me with those got-dammed cat pictures! Someone needs to drag you off and have you shot!”

It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. We had a lot in common. We both played guitar and sang. He was better at both. We were both cranky old bastards. We both hated liberals progressives rat bastard commies. We both liked to vent our anger on our blogs. He had a lot of inner demons that he tried to drown with drink and that is what led to his death.

Candidate Obeavis debates President Obutthead.

Thanks to Lacho from Australia. Congrats on electing a conservative gummint mate. Good on ya! I think my country is too far gone to ever elect another conservative administration. Our media, with the exception of Fox News, is run by liberals progressives rat bastard commies. The schools are run by the same people and have successfully brainwashed two generations of students. That’s why we were able to reelect an incompetent dolt like Oblunder.

Yep! Or maybe it was he thirty-five years ago. Another one of Oblunder’s sons yelling “I hate white people!”

A New York man was attacked in Union Square by what witnesses described as a black man “assaulting multiple individuals” and leaving the aforementioned man brain dead. Witnesses said the assailant started attacking from out of nowhere, reportedly shouting things like “I hate white people” and “the next white person who walks by I’m going to fuck.”

LeShawn Marten has been identified as a suspect in the case, accused of punching multiple white people including 62-year-old Jeffrey Babbitt, who was left reportedly brain dead.

I’m sure we’ll hear from Obumbler, Eric “My People” Holder, Jesse Jackson, and Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton as well. This is why car locks click when white people see black men. This is why women clutch their purses when a black man enters an elevator.

It’s a “hate crime” when a white guy kills a black guy. When it’s the other way around, even when the black guy yells, “I hate white people”, it isn’t. Of course, I hate the idea of “hate crime” when murder is involved. The victim isn’t any more dead whether or not “hate” is involved. The idea of hate crimes lead us down the road to hate speech which leads us to hate thought which is the ultimate goal of progressives liberals rat bastard commies like Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade and the rest of the Dimocrats.

Jim sent me this one.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a
Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an
Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an
Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man tried to walk into a pub but the landlord wouldn’t let them.

“Why not?”, they asked.

The landlord said, (more…)

K.K. Downing retired. They guy they replaced him with is the dude on the left playing the black Les Paul. He’s more than an adequate replacement. He’s a better guitarist and looks like he’s having a great time on stage. Halford is one of the few aging rock singers who can still hit the high notes. Priest just keeps on rocking.

Bach sounds great on a classical guitar! She is really into this piece and you can tell she’s enjoying herself.

How do you know when a female uninformed voter is having a bad day? She’s got a tampon behind her ear and can’t find her pen.

alas, Summer is almost over, but we can still remember time spent at the swimming pool. Marty sent me this one. (more…)