AOTW 9-6-2013

Who else could it be? It’s our petulant man-child, racist, Nobel Peace Prize winner. Yeah. Remember when the election of Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade was gonna make the world like us again after that cowboy Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler? Yeah. Me too. So how many countries are gonna support us in Syria? Ditzy Debbie says dozens but refuses to name any of them. The precious UN is not behind us. Y’all remember the UN. That’s the organization that the liberals progressives rat bastard commies in the Dimocrat Party claimed that, when Bushitler was president, we needed support from when we wanted to take military action against Iraq. How do they feel about Syria? Hmmmm? So little Obammy went off TelePrompTer last year and drew a red line in Syria. Now he’s trying to walk it back. He claims that the world drew the red line. Or the Republicans drew the red line. Or maybe it was a unicorn that drew the red line. Or Santa Claus. Or the Tooth Fairy. Anyone but him. He sounds like a little kid trying to lie his way out of trouble.

We reset overcharged our relationship with Russia. “Oh boy!”, said Putin. “That’s normal Dimocrat mode. Appeasement. We can push this guy around or just ignore him. He’s no threat to us. He’s Obambi.”

Our friends don’t trust us and our enemies are laughing at us. Way to go Obungler voters. The world got a lot less safe in January of 2008 and got even more dangerous in January 2013. Hows that Hopey Changey stuff workin’ out for ya?

What’s even worse, is he gets to share this award with John McRINO and his little mini-me Lindsey Graham. And Weepy jumped aboard the Save Obumbler Express as well.

Obummer turned Libya over to the terrorists. We had defanged Qadaffy so why bother? I’m still waiting for Prosper to tell me why that was a good thing. Crickets. Now we lost an ambassador. On the upside, he was a Dimocrat.

He turned Egypt over to the Mooselime Brotherhood. Do you think they’re good guys? They’re the ones who murdered Anwar Sadat for making peace with Israel. If Oboner was a member of the Mooslime Brotherhood what would he be doing differently?

We’ve got Arabs killing Arabs which is a good thing. Are you worried about chemical weapons getting in the hands of terrorists? Who do you think is fighting Assad? Do you think these are the good guys? It’s al Qaeda rebels versus Hezbollah who is supporting Assad. Sunni versus Shi’ite. One terrorist group versus another terrorist group. There are no good guys in this war. Sit back and enjoy the show. Then when one side wins wipe out the winners.

So I’m giving this award to Obeauzeau and the idiots in the Stupid Party who are giving him cover. When this blows up the LSM and Obeauzeau will blame it on you guys but at least you can share this award with him.

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Update: George sent me this.

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And that pretty much sums it up. We’re on al Qaeda’s side in Syria.

Ditzy Debbie Speaks

Meet the next Dimocrat Speaker of the House, Debbie Whatshername Slutz. Yep. That’s what she wants to be if ex-Speaker Blinky retires and the Dims take the House back. After all, Blinky sez she’s not interested in being Speaker of the House again and Ditzy Debbie does and is campaigning for the job with her Dimocrat colleagues in the House of Representatives. She’s practicing for the role and trying to top Blinky’s comment about having to pass the Obummercare bill so we could find out what’s in it. Following is her latest dumb remark.

I’m actually surprised that Wolfie held her feet to the fire on this one. Yep! “Dozens of countries” support us, but she can’t say which ones they are because it’s classified. As the Church Lady sez,

I wanted to have the Church Lady say, “Isn’t that conveeeeeenient?”, but I couldn’t find a video of that. Maybe it was SATAN! that made Ditzy Debbie say that.

I saw a video of Ditzy Debbie walking into Congress with Gabby Giffords and she was holding her hand to make sure she didn’t trip, and I had to truthfully wonder which one was more brain damaged. At least Giffords had an excuse. She was shot. Don’t know what Ditzy Debbie’s excuse is.

Obungler Has Lost MoveOn.Org

It’s really bad when the libtards at MoveOn.org won’t even support their idol Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. Got the following email from MoveOn. I think one of my old trolls signed me up with them so I get all of their emails.

Dear MoveOn member,

Yesterday, the Senate Foreign Relations Committee began debating whether to authorize the use of military force in Syria in response to reports of chemical weapons use by the Syrian government.

Because this is such a big decision, we asked every MoveOn member to weigh in on whether MoveOn should support or oppose the congressional authorization to use military force in Syria.

The results are in, and they are unequivocal:

73% said MoveOn should oppose the congressional Authorization to Use Military Force in Syria.

History has shown again and again that even a “limited” military engagement can quickly become a slippery slope to seemingly endless war. But stopping this war is within reach.

I seem to remember sumpin’ about a “limited” military engagement in some pissant country called Viet Nam back in the 60’s. It was another Dimocrat who got us involved over there.

Consistent polling shows that the majority of Americans are opposed to this military intervention, and more than 147 members of Congress are on record as firmly opposed to or leaning against it.2 But mainstream media outlets and many elected officials are trying hard to make us think that strikes are inevitable.

Even the rat bastard commies don’t support the Rat Bastard Commie-in-Chief.

Was Mittens Right?

Was Mitt Romney right about everything? Yes. Next question.

From his widely mocked warnings about a hostile Russia to his adamant opposition to the increasingly unpopular implementation of Obamacare, the ex-candidate’s canon of campaign rhetoric now offers cause for vindication — and remorse — to Romney’s friends, supporters, and former advisers.

“I think about the campaign every single day, and what a shame it is who we have in the White House,” said Spencer Zwick, who worked as Romney’s finance director and is a close friend to his family. “I look at things happening and I say, you know what? Mitt was actually right when he talked about Russia, and he was actually right when he talked about how hard it was going to be to implement Obamacare, and he was actually right when he talked about the economy. I think there are a lot of everyday Americans who are now feeling the effects of what [Romney] said was going to happen, unfortunately.”

Read the rest.

It’s too bad that there were so many uninformed voters and they reelected the SCoaMF. Elections have consequences. We’re doomed!

What Red Line?

Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade claims he didn’t set a red line. Huh? WTF?

“I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line,” he insisted. “The world set a red line when governments representing 98 percent of the world’s population said the use of chemical weapons are abhorrent and passed a treaty forbidding their use even when countries are engaged in war.”

Yeah. The world set a red line. That’s the ticket. I can see Jon Lovitz playing Tommy Flanagan saying this.

Set the wayback machine Sherman to August 20th, 2012. In Obungler’s own words.

“We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized,” the president said. “That would change my calculus. That would change my equation.”

No one said there would be any math.

Now, he’s trying to pass the buck to Congress, which he should do, just like he should have done with Libya. But, he’s already said that even if Congress sez he shouldn’t take any action in Syria, he just may do so anyway. He’s trying to cover his ass. He’s just hoping that Congress will give him authorization so he’ll have someone to blame if this policy goes south and blows up in his face.

Al Qaeda is part of the rebel coalition fighting Assad. Do we really want to give al Qaeda help? The only “ally” we have in this is France, and we know how feckless they are. France, the country that is always there when they need us. And all they will do is cheer us on from the sidelines. Will they contribute anything militarily? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

In Obummerland everything good is because of him. Everything bad is someone else’s fault. He’ll prolly blame Bush for the chemical weapons because he didn’t invade Iraq in time to confiscate the WMDs before Saddam sent them to Syria.

Syria is Arabs killing Arabs. Both sides hate us. Let them keep killing each other.

A Day Late

Fortunately, I wasn’t a dollar short. It’s always been a tradition with me that on Labor Day and Memorial Day I BBQ some pork steaks and have them with my mom’s potato salad and some baked beans. Pork steaks are one of the most popular things to BBQ in St. Louis, which is where I grew up. I have a hard time finding them here in Beautiful Dunwoody. It’s not because Beautiful Dunwoody has a large Jewish population since there are all sorts of other pork products at the store. When I see some, I buy them and freeze them.

Even when I had my place down at Lake of the Ozarks, I would spend those weekends at home. Why wouldn’t I go down to the Lake over the three day holidays of Memorial Day and Labor Day? Simple. Because the lake would be jam packed with buttheads, even as far away from the dam as my cabin was (38 miles). I was a water skier and the Lake would be rough with all of the boaters on it on those weekends. I liked to go to the Lake the week before or the week after those two holidays when no one was there and I’d have the lake pretty much to myself and the skiing would be great.

It was raining when I woke up Monday morning and it looked like it would be rotten most of the day, so I decided to have my Labor Day meal on Tuesday. It’s not like I have to go to work, being a retired SRF and all. Tuesday was a beautiful day and I even did some yard work.

Yannow, I used to be able to eat two pork steaks. Yesterday, I could only eat a half of one. Naturally, there was left over potato salad and baked beans as well so I’ll get another meal out of it. I just cannot believe how little I eat now. That still doesn’t stop me from being twenty pounds overweight.