I’m really bummed out today. I’d like to put together a rant about Obungler but I’m just so bummed out by how he’s trying to punish America by being as spiteful as he can and then blame his childishness on the Republicans whom he refuses to negotiate with. Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a president who actually loves this country like most of our other presidents before him? Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a president who hated our enemies as much as he hates Republicans and our military veterans? Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a president who wasn’t a closet Mooslime? What is wrong with the people in this country who voted for this disgrace?

As I said, I’m bummed, so here are some limericks written by Ron.

A socialist dabbler called Barry,
A brain-dead old speed bump named Harry,
Huge deficit spending,
New taxes unending,
And you’ve got a problem that’s scary.

Add liberal botox-queen Nancy,
Whose grip on reality’s chancey,
And you’ve got a crew
Who will love robbing you
To create their utopian fancy.

Then there’s JFK wannabe John,
Who thinks he can outsmart Iran,
To stop building their bomb –
(he was IN Vietnam!) –
And perhaps throw away their Koran.

We have several morons named “Chuck,”
Who exemplify being a schmuck.
One says, “We won’t blink”
And another can’t think
‘Cause the gif in his brain has got stuck.

The alphabet networks are left wing,
Bowing and kissing the capo’s ring,
And they’ll cut him some slack
Just because he’s part black
Though he hasn’t accomplished a damned thing.

(except tear the country apart – GOC)

Now, the ACA’s law of the land,
And the Democrats say it’s just grand.
But the President’s pals
And all Congressionals
Are exempt from it just out of hand.

If you went to a diner to eat
And the waiter took you to a seat,
Would you stay for the food
If you knew you got screwed
‘Cause the cook ate someplace down the street?

Well, I guess it’s not such a big deal,
And the country will have time to heal,
After 2016
When the old pants-suit queen
Becomes Precedent Female Big Wheel.