Bill sent me the following email with these off color puns.
First, this gem of a headline from Rooters about a troubled Canadian electronics firm Research In Motion … RIM … the makers of Blackberry devices: 6,000 RIM jobs are on the line.
Of course, when thinking about RIM jobs, dozens of tongue-in-cheek puns come to mind. For example:
Don’t you feel sorry for the poor assholes who lost their RIM jobs?
Just the fact you’re experienced doing a RIM job is more than enough to get you invited to any gay wedding … if you’ve held a RIM job long enough, you get to be the bride.
How would you like to try to claim unemployment insurance, “I got laid off because I wasn’t all that good at my RIM job … you might say I blew it.
One source claims these laid off people are now first in line as new hires at the TSA.
Some people think that without all these RIM jobs, they may have to shut down the Canadian Parliament.
Of course, wives quit RIM jobs in five years or less … that’s why so many men have girlfriends.
RIM is rumored to be about to offer a new device called the dingleberry. How would you like to put your RIM experience to work making dingleberrys?
I’d better quit now with the puns before I chap your ass.
But wait! He’s not done yet.
And while we’re on the subject of puns, you might want to consider some of these top worst names for websites:
Who Represents … www.whorepresents.com
Experts Exchange … www.expertsexchange.com
Pen Island … www.penisland.com
Speed Of Art …. www.speedofart.com
Cumming (Georgia) Methodist Church … www.cummingfirst.com
Sounds like a dirty job, but I guess somebody has to do it.
BTW, isn’t BO big on his Blackberry?
Loved it – of course this remained me of an earlier time in life. I worked for Brinks (Field Services, IT group that implement new technology), we had a Canadian sister group SFB, never did find out the actual name for them. Those of use South of the Border, just called where we saw it.