This one is from Tom.

A caveman named Ted left his wife and children in their cave and went on the day’s hunt with Ned. They hadn’t gotten ten steps when a giant boulder came crashing down, sealing the entrance, trapping his family. He was in a near state of panic, but Ned, the analytical of the two, proposed to find a long branch or stout log to pry the rock away, using the branch as a lever. After many attempts, many broken branches, Ted was in a state of near panic. Along comes Nate, the stoutest and strongest of the caveman tribe. After explaining the dilemma to Nate, Ned and Ted stepped away while Nate pushed the boulder away with brute force. Astonished, relieved, and filled with gratitude, Ted proclaimed to Ned,

“Better Nate than Lever!!!!!”