This one has been going around for a while, but in light of current events it seems appropriate.
Yesterday I received an “Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. It contains:
An aspirin and a band-aid.
A “Hope & Change” bumper sticker.
A “Bush’s Fault” yard sign.
A “Blame Republicans” poster.
And a “Tax the Rich” banner.
An unemployment application and a free cellphone.
A food stamp application and a prayer rug.
A document assigning my debt to my grandchildren.
And a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in China and the directions are in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
I’ve been around since 1946 and have lived through many recessions and recoveries. This is the most tepid recovery from a recession in my lifetime. It is beyond comprehension how Obungler could have been reelected after four years of incompetence and ineptitude. It took the Stupid Party to manage that feat. Bill Quick at Daily Pundit wrote a few days ago that the Republicans managed to nominate the only person who could not run against Obummercare.
It’s like they want to lose. Yeah, Romney would have made a better president than Obumbler, but he ran a lousy campaign, just like McRINO did back in 2008. And coming up in 2016 it will be another RINO in Christy Creme. Oblunder wants to destroy the Republican Party. He needs to stand in line since we have McRINO, Little Lindsey Graham, and most of the rest of the Senate Republicans who are doing a pretty good job without his help.
WTF is wrong with these people?
I assume your “WTF”was a rhetorical question, as your post covers it all. We here in the choir hear ya loud ‘n’ clear, Reverend Denny!
Reminds me of a joke that I saw the other day.
I took my dog down to the welfare office yesterday and signed him up for welfare. I was told that as a dog he was ineligible. “Why not” I asked. “He is unemployed, lazy, uneducated, and does not know his fathers name”
He gets his first check next week.
Yep, we’ve seen this in Britain. The only reason Blair and his lefty laborites kept in power for more than a decade was because of the total incompetence of the right.
We’re still suffering from the after effects years later.
Yep! You lost Thatcher and we lost Reagan. What the leaders of the Republican Party refuse to accept is that Americans will vote for a real conservative. Instead they ran a Dimocrat in McRINO and Romney, the one Republican who couldn’t run against Obummercare. Reagan won two landslide elections. Bush 41 ran on continuing Reagan’s policies but lost to Clinton because he didn’t continue those policies when elected and stabbed the base of the party in the back when he went back on his campaign promise and raised taxes. McRINO stabbed his base in the back which is one of the reasons he lost to Obungler.