A cautous young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in
He committed a sin
Without even leaving the garage.
As a cultural reference, I’m flashing back to an album by Roger Waters (of Pink Floyd fame; a great musician but another advocate of rotten politics), “The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking”
When I was 22 I ran around with a girl who looked so much like this one she could have been her mom. Sleeping with her was nearly as much fun as sleeping alone. And she was almost as smart and witty as a hemlock stump. We lasted about 2 1/2 weeks. Looks are nice, but not everything. A little enthusiasm and a smile every once in a while work wonders.
Not only would I pick her up, I’d be a gentleman and let her drive!
Just make sure she wears a seatbelt! You can take it off later.
The seat belt?
A cautous young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in
He committed a sin
Without even leaving the garage.
As a cultural reference, I’m flashing back to an album by Roger Waters (of Pink Floyd fame; a great musician but another advocate of rotten politics), “The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking”
Classic
Hell yeah! I’d picker her up. And put her down. Pick her up. Put her down. Pick her up……..
Pretty good tits for all that gray hair. She looks young though, must be something premature.
I’d check back every day just in case she needed another ride!
If she needs a ride, I’d probably have to give it to her.
Yuppie. I’m back and the first boobage I see has raised the bar.
Great nipples, fantastic boobs and magnificent body. And she’s a blobde to boot.
Now if her daddy owned a chain of liquor stores she’d be 100% perfecto.
Gotta make this short so:
Toejam’s official overall rating: “A++++”.
Hell, I had to establish that 4 star catagory just for her, but she’s worth every one.
TJ – Nah she has to be deaf and dumb as in this little ditty:
I finally found the girl I love
She’s got all the things I adore
She’s deaf and dumb and overstacked
And owns a liquor store.
nah- too much jewlry
When I was 22 I ran around with a girl who looked so much like this one she could have been her mom. Sleeping with her was nearly as much fun as sleeping alone. And she was almost as smart and witty as a hemlock stump. We lasted about 2 1/2 weeks. Looks are nice, but not everything. A little enthusiasm and a smile every once in a while work wonders.
…if I survived the crash.
Hard to comment on perfection. I’d spank her…