This one is from Tom who also is responsible for the pun I’ll be posting on Monday.
A uninformed voter gets a job as a teacher. During recess, she notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
‘You ok?’ she says.
‘Yes.’ he says.
‘You can go and play with the other kids you know.’ she says.
‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says.’
‘Why?’, asks Sue, the uninformed voter.
The boy says: ‘Because, I’m the goalie!!’
Not sure, but I think the uninformed voters in charge of schools have outlawed those kinds of sports.
I don’t get it.
If you were a French Canuck, you would catch it right away. In the mid thirties, I was 5 years old when I started skating and playing hockey in my father’s backyard rink. The boys allowed me to be the goalie. I was quite good. I seldom allowed a puck in!