This is an old joke Walt sent me updated to reflect Obummercare.
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. He does so rather embarrassed and with care as her looks have caused him to have an erection
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks,” What are they doing in there”?
The nurse responds, ” They’re preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obummercare.”
At a recent speech on the economy Obama stated that he felt the pain of the middle class. “Times are tough for me just like they are for you. I only have one good suit .” From the back of the room a voice said, “Yes, but when Bush was president I had two good suits!”
He only has one good suit and it’s an empty one.
I have to admit that I’ve had to ask the nurse taking my blood pressure to send in someone else to take my blood pressure because the longer she was in the room, the higher my blood pressure was getting.