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Aren’t progressives wonderful people? Like this guy.

If you are a white male, you don’t deserve to live. You are a cancer, you’re a disease, white males have never contributed anything positive to the world! They only murder, exploit and oppress non-whites! At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby but what can a white male do? He’s good for nothing. Slavery, genocides against aboriginal peoples and massive land confiscation, the inquisition, the holocaust, white males are all to blame! You maintain your white male privilege only by oppressing, discriminating against and enslaving others!” Professor Noel Ignatiev, a tenured professor at Massachusetts College loudly proclaimed to his class last Monday, his final teaching day before retirement.

Of course he doesn’t bother to mention that it was white people who went to the moon. It was white people who created Western Civilization that has created the highest standard of living the world has ever known. It was white people who invented the transistor that led to advanced communications and the computer. It was white people who launched all of the communications society uses now. White people invented fiber optics. White people created the internet and the PC I am using to write this post. Exactly what have the black and brown people contributed to the world other than a drain on the resources white people created or developed? It’s the eeeee-vil white males who support the black and brown people throughout the world. Look what happened when the white people turned over Rhodesia to blacks. As Rhodesia it was the bread basket of Africa. As Zimbabwe it is a basket case that now has to import food. Coming soon, South Africa since the ruling blacks there want to implement the same policies that turned rich Rhodesia into poor Zimbabwe.

The good Professor’s sound and reasonable words

Only a progressive booger eatin’ moh-ron (redundancy alert) would t think these words were sound and reasonable.

resonate with every enlightened and progressive mind.

That pretty much tells you all you need to know about the progressive mind.

They are indisputable and no one can debate them.

I just did. Read the last paragraph dildo.

They should not be controversial in the slightest, yet remarkably a few far-right extremists object to the Prof. Ignatiev’s advice. The Professor however, reported receiving “a standing ovation” from his “largely white and middle class students.” Prof. Ignatiev’s critics say that openly calling for students, even if they are white males, to kill themselves was inappropriate and perhaps excessive. In this article, we will look at the other side of the issue.

Well since the “largely white and middle class students” gave him a standing ovation, why don’t the white males included in these students go out and commit suicide right now? For that matter, why doesn’t the professor show that he believes in his words and commit suicide himself?

This is a glimpse inside the progressive mind and further supports the thesis that liberalism is a mental disease. They hate everything that white civilization has created, but have no problems reaping the benefits created by white males, like the freedom they have to wish its destruction. Yannow, I wish we could send all of these booger eatin’ moh-rons some place where they could set up the civilization they desire. Oh wait! We have places like that. Cuba, Zimbabwe, and North Korea. Have a nice flight.

I cannot read anymore of this dreck. These people are insane.

Biggus Dickus

Yannow, Obummercare is beginning to remind me of Monty Python. Almost four years working on an IT project that turns out to be an abysmal failure would be funny if it weren’t such a catastrophe. And to top it off, insurance policies are getting canceled and the people who are able to keep their policies are having their premiums doubled or tripled and this is just the start. Wait until the employer mandate kicks in, which Obungler has illegally postponed until after the 2014 midterm elections. If Obummercare is so fantastic, why is he doing that? It’s because he knows that is gonna be an even worse scenario with even more cancellations and/or premium increases. Things are gonna get worse before they get better.

So America, how’s that hopey changey and Forward (over the cliff) stuff working out for ya?

Here’s the Biggus Dickus scene from the best and funniest movie Monty Python made.

More Schadenfreud In The Morning

Found this from Don Surber’s Daily Scoreboard (#12).

Veteran House Democratic aides are sick over the insurance prices they’ll pay under Obamacare, and they’re scrambling to find a cure.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dimocrats getting boned by the law they rammed through in the dead of the night using legislative tricks. Eat it, assholes!

“In a shock to the system, the older staff in my office (folks over 59) have now found out their personal health insurance costs (even with the government contribution) have gone up 3-4 times what they were paying before,” Minh Ta, chief of staff to Rep. Gwen Moore (D-Wis.), wrote to fellow Democratic chiefs of staff in an email message obtained by POLITICO. “Simply unacceptable.”

It’s your bill. You passed it without reading it. As ex-Speaker Blinky said, “We will have to pass the bill so we can find out what’s in it.” This is what was in it. It’s your law. We didn’t want it but you rammed it down our throats against the will of us American people. Pass a 2900 page bill, without reading it, in haste, repent at leisure. You’re getting exactly what you deserve and voted for. Good and hard. It didn’t have to be this way. You didn’t hold hearings. You didn’t allow any input from Republicans. Obumbler said, “I won.” Republicans were marginalized. Now you’re getting screwed. It’s your bill. You own it.

Under the Affordable Care Act, and federal regulations, many congressional staffers — designated as “official” aides — were forced to move out of the old heavily subsidized Federal Employees Health Benefits program and into the District of Columbia’s health insurance marketplace exchange. Others designated as “unofficial” were allowed to stay in the FEHB program. Managers had to choose whether aides were “official” or “unofficial” by Oct. 31, and Ta said that wasn’t enough time to make an informed decision about who would benefit and who would lose out by going into the new system.

Welcome to the obamanation you forced on the rest of the country.

In the email, Ta noted that older congressional staffs may leave their jobs because of the change to their health insurance.

Poor babies. Do the words hoist and petard mean anything to you?

Under the Affordable Care Act,

Maybe we should rename it the Unaffordable Care Act, since that’s what it’s turning out to be, which, of course, I (and anyone with more than two functioning brain cells) predicted it would be when the Dimocrats wrote and passed this bill. Didja notice that the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party isn’t calling it Obummercare very much anymore?

and federal regulations, many congressional staffers — designated as “official” aides — were forced to move out of the old heavily subsidized Federal Employees Health Benefits program and into the District of Columbia’s health insurance marketplace exchange. Others designated as “unofficial” were allowed to stay in the FEHB program. Managers had to choose whether aides were “official” or “unofficial” by Oct. 31, and Ta said that wasn’t enough time to make an informed decision about who would benefit and who would lose out by going into the new system.

Not enough time? Maybe you should have taken the Republicans’ advice and delayed the implementation. Yannow, the advice that Obungler and the rest of your Dimocrat leadership said amounted to arson and terrorism? Man, I’m just loving this so much. It reminds me of Top Gun when they were talking about dogfighting and Hollywood (I think that’s who it was) said, “This shit is giving me a hard on.” That’s the way I feel when Dimocrats and clueless Obummercare supporters get screwed by Obummercare. It’s such an awesome feeling. My nipples are hard.

Moore’s office was one of those in which all staff were designated as “official” and pushed into the exchanges. That ended up being a problem for older staff, who weren’t accustomed to paying higher premiums because of their age.

But age is one of the few factors insurers can use to adjust prices under Obamacare — and older people will often pay much more than younger people.

This is the kind of shit you get when you pass lousy legislation. You were in such a hurry to pass it before Scott Brown took his seat in the Senate that you wrote and passed lousy legislation that is screwing the people who work for you. This shit just warms the cockles of my heart.

I love the smell of Schandenfreud in the morning. It smells like vindication.

Monday Pun 11-25-2013

This one came from David.

Seems the young Indian brave did very well in the reservation schools, and the tribal elders helped him secure a scholarship to the nearby college. After studying for four years he received an Electrical Engineering degree. Upon returning home he presented to the tribal council a grand plan to bring electricity to the reservation. The chief acknowledged the wisdom of the plan but was concerned over the length of time such a project might consume.

He advised the young man that immediate help was needed to provide light for the women and children when they use the outdoor facilities at night without any source of light. The young man quickly arranged for the necessary power drop and provided a light in the outhouse. That very night the chief’s princess daughter went to the facility, upon opening the door, a motion sensor caused the light to burn and remain on while she was there.

The next morning she advised her father of her pleasure and wished the young brave to be rewarded. That very evening the tribal council meet and agreed to recognize this accomplishment. He was given a special award, recognizing him as……. (more…)

Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

This one is from Ric.

On a bitterly cold winter’s morning a husband and wife in Fargo, North Dakota were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so snow plows can get through conveniently”.

So the good wife, who was an uninformed voter, went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said,
“We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through.”

The good wife, who was an uninformed voter, went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio
announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”
Then the power went off. . . . . . . .!

The good wife, who was an uninformed voter, was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plow can get through?”

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are married to uninformed voters always exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time?”

AOTW 11-22-2013

Another week of rampant assholism.

Howza ’bout that Charlie Rangel earlier this week saying that every Republican has a Confederate flag in his living room? I hate to break it to you Charlie, you racist, crooked, bigoted politician but it was your party that specialized in Confederate flags. The Dimocrat Party was the party in control of the South when it seceded from the union to start the Civil War. Your party was the party of slavery then just like it is the party of slavery now. Your party has broken up the black family, given your people crummy inner city schools, and has kept your people in the slavery of total dependence upon the gummint. The KKK was the terrorist wing of the Dimocrat Party, your party. Robert Byrd, a respected member of your party was a Kleagle with the KKK. You are one of the useful idiots who have helped destroy the lives of black people trapped in inner city ghettos.

When you’ve got nothing and need to distract from the failures of Obummercare, slam down the race card. It’s all you’ve got.

Or howza ’bout how the left treats conservative blacks. Here’s a fine example.

Black radio host and Fox News and Breitbart News contributor David Webb was attacked on Facebook as an “Uncle Tom” and a whole series of vile names.

uncletom

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Niggler? Niggly? Niggra? Exactly who are the racists here? Such nice people.

Noted brain surgeon Cher, who is a high school drop out, called Sarah Palin a “dumb cunt”. Sarah Palin really pisses liberals off doesn’t she? Hey Cher, have you looked in the mirror lately? You’re a real class act.

And speaking of Sarah Palin, that brings us to MSNBC personality Martin Bashir. What did he do? He went off on some tirade where he said that people should “piss and shit” in Palin’s mouth. More class from a liberal. I guess someone actually thought that he may have crossed a line so he apologized. Part of his apology follows:

Last Friday, on this broadcast, I made some comments which were deeply offensive and directed at Governor Sarah Palin. I wanted to take this opportunity to say sorry to Mrs. Palin and to also offer an unreserved apology to her friends and family, her supporters, our viewers, and anyone who may have heard what I said.

Fortunately, not too many people watch MSNBC, so not very many people heard what you said.

My words were wholly unacceptable. They were neither accurate, nor fair. They were unworthy of anyone who would claim to have an interest in politics. And they have brought shame upon my friends and colleagues at this network, none of whom were responsible for the things that I said.

Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Blah. Blah. Blah. All bullshit. Has he been suspended yet? Nope!

Remember after the Giffords shooting the left demanded a “new tone” and “civility” in politics. Yeah. Me too. As with most demands from the left this “new tone” and “civility” only applies to Republicans. Alec Baldwin can call a photographer a “cocksucking fag” and that’s OK. This was after he called a British reporter a “fag”. So the mothership of the left, MSNBC, only suspended him from his new show for two weeks. Do you know what would happen to a conservative if he called someone a “cunt” or a “fag”? He/she would have to go on a six month apology tour. He/she would lose his/her job. Look what happened to Don Imus after he and his sidekick joked about “nappy headed hos”. He was kicked off MSNBC. Imus had to grovel before noted racist and anti-Semite Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton. Meanwhile, Sharpton has not paid for any of his antics. He has caused more deaths of blacks than George Zimmerman. He didn’t even have to pay the settlement when Steve Pagones sued him and won a settlement against him and two other racist agitators over the Tawana Brawley circus. Someone else paid his settlement in that case. RWPPs like him and Jesse Jackson get away with racist and anti-Semitic remarks all the time. Remember when Jesse Jackson called New York “Hymietown”? Think what would happen to Sarah Palin if she called New York “Hymietown”? Or, if someone on the right called Atlanta or Detoilet “Nigger Town”? The left and their willing accomplices in the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party would be all over him/her.

By the way, where were the feminists when Bashir made those comments about Palin? They were silent because the feminists in this country are just like the blacks. If you’re not good little leftists, you’re fair game you can be called “Uncle Toms” or “cunts” and it’s OK.

If the left in this country didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all.

So Martin Bashir, you got off for your offensive comments with a simple apology. No suspension because in the minds of the people who run MSNBC, offensive remarks against conservative women are OK unless too many people are outraged and then a simple apology is fine. Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink. Don’t worry. They feel the same way about Sarah Palin that you do. You just got carried away and voiced what everyone there is thinking.

Here’s your award.

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