Stolen from Don Surber.

And if you think it’s bad now, wait until the employer mandate, which Obungler delayed, kicks in after the 2014 election. Those of you in red states with Dimocrat senators running for reelection need to think about this when you go to the polls. Your Dimocrat senator voted for this obomination. If you vote to reelect that Dimocrat, you deserve everything you are getting and will get in the future. And you will get it good and hard.

Thunder Rodent Thighs is positioning herself for her 2016 run for president. Don’t believe it? Read this.

Former President Bill Clinton said that President Obama should keep his pledge to allow people to keep their current health care plans, if they like them, under Obamacare:

“So I personally believe, even if it takes a change to the law, the president should honor the commitment the federal government made to those people and let them keep what they got,” said Clinton in a recent interview.

Clinton has, in general, been a strong supporter of Obamacare.

So now we have Dimocrats, who foisted this monstrosity on us, running to fix what they fucked up, and the American people are dumb enough to vote for them. After all, they reelected Obungler whose policies worsened our economy. He ran for reelection under the worst economic conditions since Jimmah Carter. Like I said in an earlier post, I believe that at least half of the Dimocrat red state senators running for reelection will be reelected in 2014. This will be a combination of a dumb electorate and the incompetence of the Stupid Party which thinks the Tea Party is a bigger threat than the Dimocrat Party.

That is why we’re doomed.

No. Not that one. This is a different Ron and he’s just as fed up with Obungler and the electorate that has foisted him on us not once, but twice! So, he sent me an e-mail and here it is in its entirety.

Everyday that goes by makes me show more contempt for any and every unrepentant Obamatard’s lack of intelligence in being one of the less that 52% of voters who have foisted this disastrous Obama administration on us, not once, but twice:

These are the facts for the Obamatards to ponder:

And that the traitorous LSM tries to hide from us.

There are more Americans living in poverty today than 5 years ago.

There is the lowest participation rate in the work force than ever before.

Everyday, people by the thousands are losing their health insurance thru no fault of their own.

Health insurance premiums are skyrocketing solely due to recent government interference.

Almost every time the gummint gets involved in the free market it mucks it up. The liberals progressives rat bastard commies always think that they can circumvent the Law of Supply and Demand and every time they try, they screw things up. Remember wage and price controls in the 70’s? Remember setting a ceiling on gas prices in the 70’s? Remember the gas lines and shortages caused by that misguided policy? Now they are trying to add 40 million people to the health insurance rolls and they think that will bring prices down. Liberalism is a mental disease.

Our nation’s international respect and credibility is even lower than the last Dimo-Buffoon to occupy the White House, Jimmah’ Cawter.

Obungler promised he was gonna make the world love us again. Instead, he’s pissed off our best ally, the UK, and made our enemies laugh at us. They see him for the pussy he is, just like they saw Jimmah for the pussy he was.

Due to lack of this administration’s concern, our nation’s borders are as porous as they have ever been.

And we have the RINO wing of the Republican Party not trying to do anything about it.

The break-down of our national security is allowing real terrorist threats to be an everyday threat to our homeland peace.

Our military is slowly and effectively being neutered from the top down to the delight of our enemies and the horror of our previous friends.

And the ultimate irony? Blacks, who overwhelmingly supported Obama’s elections are doing far worse than under Reagan or either of the Bushes.

Not really sure if that’s a bug or a feature, but it pretty well demonstrates just how dumb most blacks are. It’s not racist when pointing out a fact. Exactly what have Dimocrats done for blacks or maybe I should say done to blacks? It’s kept them mired in poverty. It’s given them substandard schools. And it has kept them dependent upon gummint. If the KKK had done this there would be an outrage, but remember that the KKK was the terrorist wing of the Dimocrat Party. That’s the nice thing about controlling education like the Dimocrats do. They can keep stuff like this out of the American History curriculum.

So, as the too often said question is asked; “How’s that hopey changey stuff working out for ya?” This time it’s asked of the brain-washed supporters of the Obama administration. You 51%+ voters are getting what you voted for, good and hard.

And they’ve put sandpaper in the KY Jelly.

The only problem is, we who saw it coming, we who tried to open your closed eyes and closed minds, we who vehemently opposed Obama’s Socialism – We are suffering the consequences of you and your ilk’s lack of intelligence and I for one am damned fed-up with your continued ignorance.

Me too!

Thanks a lot idiots!

And if that’s “RACIST” to you I’ll be proud to wear that label – I am proudly RACIST towards everything of every color, race and ethnic background that is truly AMERICAN!

Oh, and just as a reminder:

And, that’s a promise!

And I support that promise.

Ron sent me this one. I think I also saw it in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. In the hopes of stemming the hemorrhaging of subscribers, they have now started “balanced” views on their editorial page and usually have Ramirez’ cartoons multiple times a week.

Click on pic to enlarge.

More people in poverty. Low participation in the work force. People losing their health insurance. Health insurance premiums skyrocketing. And the ultimate irony? Blacks are doing far worse under Obungler than under Reagan or either Bushes. As Sarah Palin sez, “How’s that hopey changey stuff working out for ya?”

You Obutthead voters are getting what you voted for, good and hard.

Another day, another Obungler supporter screwed by Obummercare.

DENVER (CBS4) – President Barack Obama is apologizing to Americans who are losing their current health insurance plans. Millions of people are getting cancellation notices, including about 250,000 Coloradans.

Something those of us with the brain of a third grade pissant knew and warned about. That pretty much leaves out your run of the mill Oblunder voter.

For years the president said that those who like their current plan would be able to keep it, but it turns out that’s not the case.

Obumbler lied, people are gonna die. Oh yeah. Sarah Palin was right. There are gonna be death panels.

In order to comply with the Affordable Care Act insurance companies have had to cancel millions of policies, forcing people to find new, and in many cases, more expensive coverage on the exchange.

Told ya so! Told ya so! Told ya so!

The Colorado Division of Insurance says 250,000 people in Colorado alone have lost their policies in the last few months.

Cathy Wagner says she isn’t political and has never written a lawmaker, much less the president, but with Obamacare she felt compelled.

“I really just wanted him to know … I was so hopeful that this plan was going to move us forward, but in fact I think it’s moving us backward,” Wagner said.

Do you think he cares? You are dumb as a stump.

Wagner and her husband retired early. She was a nurse for 35 years and championed Obamacare, until she received a letter from her insurance company saying it was canceling her policy.

She was a nurse for 35 years and she thought Obummercare would work? She must not have been a very good nurse or was oblivious about what Obummercare would do for healthcare in this country. Most of the people that I know in the medical profession knew Obummercare was gonna be a disaster. Sarah Palin was right. Ted Cruz was right. I was right.

“I was really shocked … all of my hopes were sort of dashed,” Wagner said. “’Oh my gosh President Obama, this is not what we hoped for, it’s not what we were told.’ “

You were in the medical profession and you believed Obumbler? You are a booger eatin’ moh-ron!

She was shocked further to learn that for the same coverage she would pay 35 percent more and have a higher deductible.

“Our premium for next year is going up to over $1,000 a month for two of us and we’re two fairly healthy individuals,” Wagner said.

But you’re two very stupid individuals. Sorry. I have no pity for you whatsoever.

“This is yet the most recent issue,” said U.S. Rep. Diana DeGette, D-Colorado.

DeGette sits on the committee that oversees Obamacare. She insists the Wagners are the exception, not the rule.

“the exemption, not the rule”? Another lying Dimocrat, and there are plenty of the people in this country who believe that bullshit just like they believed Oboner’s promises.

“As we work through all of this I think that a year from now people overall are going to be very, very happy with the way the Affordable Care Act is working,” DeGette said.

Yeah. Like that’s gonna happen. Maybe the people on Medicaid will like it. They’re signing up in droves for their “free” Obummercare.

But Wagner isn’t convinced. For the first time she’s considering going without health insurance.

“The whole plan was to get everyone enrolled so there’s a larger risk pool and our costs go down,” she said. “Wow, not at all what we’re seeing.”

You fell for Hope and Change and you’re getting what you voted for, good and hard. Bend over and crack a smile.

The president says the administration will do everything it can to help people who are in a difficult situation because of the cancellations, although he hasn’t said what that help will be.

Nationwide at least 3.5 million people have received the cancellation notices.

It’s gonna get worse before it gets better. How’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out for ya?

Today is Veterans Day. It used to be Armistice Day, which celebrated the end of WWI. That’s what my mother always called it. In 1954 Congress changed it to Veterans’ Day.

If you know a vet, thank him for his service. Many of them have spent a lot of their service time in foreign lands. When I was in the Navy I spent more than half of my four years of active duty overseas. My last 22 months I spent on an LST (Long Slow Target) home-ported out of Guam. This was the late 60’s so I got to spend a little time on the sparkling beaches of South Viet Nam. Guam, by the way, is actually an acronym for either Give Us American Money or Give Up And Masturbate.

Our vets certainly won’t get many honors from our current commander-in-chief, other than lip service, and the majority of the Dimocrat Party. The Dimocrats always talk about voter suppression but they’re the ones who do their best to have ballots from serving members of the military thrown out. As Ruch Limbaugh once said, “If you want to see what shady things the Dimocrats are doing, look at what they accuse Republicans of doing.” Projection is alive and well in the Dimocrat Party.

But I digress.

Thanks to all of you veterans for honorably serving your country. Some of us appreciate all that you have done and all that you have given.

I haven’t posted a pun by my friend Richard in quite some time. Here’s one he sent me many moons ago.

In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man’s strength and courage came from his beard, and thus the man with the biggest beard was their chief.

After leading the band for many years, Benny began to feel uncomfortable wearing the beard, in this hot and dusty land. He wanted to shave it off, so he called his council together to get their advice.

When he said he wanted to shave, the councilmen were shocked. One said, “Do you not remember the ancient legend, sire. The leader who removes his beard is cursed and made into a piece of earthenware.”

Benny had heard this legend, but being a modern man, he scoffed at the tale.

Being headstrong, he went ahead and cut and scraped away his once magnificent beard. As the final whisker was cut off, a huge dust storm came up. It lasted only a few seconds, and when it cleared, there was a man-sized clay vessel where only moments before had stood their leader.

The council then knew the legend must be true. Their conclusion was … (more…)

So there I was, back in the early 70’s. I worked for a florist part time while going to college. It was one of those holidays where we delivered a lot of flowers, prolly Valentine’s Day. It was dark and I was using my own car to deliver flowers and I was listening to KSHE (the best rock station in the world) and this came on. WTF? I got to the address and I had to wait until this song finished. This was recorded before Felix Pappalardi went deaf.

The next day, I went out and bought this album.

Bach Cello Suites really transcribe onto guitar very well. Here’s the Prelude from his Cello Suite #6.

Heironymus sent me this one.

An uninformed voter was walking by the local mental hospital one day and he heard the patients shouting, “13! 13! 13! 13!”

The fence was too high to see over, but he saw a little gap in the planks so he looked through to see what was going on. When he did, one of the patients poked him in the eye with a stick and all of the patients then started shouting, “14! 14! 14! 14!”