Another one from Marty. He sends ’em, I post ’em. He labeled this one The Joys of Skinny Dipping
As always, click on image to enlarge.
Another one from Marty. He sends ’em, I post ’em. He labeled this one The Joys of Skinny Dipping
As always, click on image to enlarge.
Mooo…
Well, she is showing her age. All hail age!!
Ah, a firecrotch. Nice. I could do without the air freshener holder but, whatever.
Bless her Mother & Father for this lovely lady.
Very nice. If she actually took a dip in that crick, her nips would probably shrink up enough to please Toejam.
(AD – “firecrotch” LOL. 10-4 on the hardware)
Oooo..Oooo…Ooooo…see that Water Ozell near her knees!!!!!
Her tits are so amazing I missSpelled Ouzel!!!!
Damn I know better….
Look at them Texas size flapjacks on her tits .
Oh My! I wouldn’t mind dipping my magic wand into this little water nymph. I’m amazed by the study that found 78% of men who are led into a room blindfolded where a beautiful young woman is positioned totally naked and when the blindfold is suddenly removed the first things they notice is the woman’s eyes. Doesn’t make sense to me. The first thing I notice about beautiful, young naked women are their long, shapely legs. Then, if they’re fantastic I don’t even give the rest of her body a glance. Alas, but this thread is boobage focused so I’ll force my optic receptors away from this lady’s more than acceptable lower appendages and allow my gaze to wander North.
All was going well until EEEEEEK, the dreaded monster aureoles sent their death rays into my brain. Holy St. Bernard, Judas “is-a-scary-cat”, in one second, thou has turned my stone pillar into mass of flaccid, limp flesh. Suddenly my whole life flashed before my eyes as I gazed upon those enormous blotches. My prostrate shriveled to 1/10th its normal size and is currently residing behind my left kidney shivering in fear. All thanks to those malevolent monsters.
But, as bad as the situation is there’s no retreat from Toejam’s usual Saturday anatomical critique.
1) Face: Standard, alluring and sweet. It appears she has some positive features after all. Although a blonde would rate slightly higher I have to admit I’d say her face is indeed angelic. Rating: “A-”
2) Boobage: Beyond the shadow of a doubt FAKE, BLOATED and SILICON stuffed. The least that amateur plastic surgeon could have done was get the aureoles correct. Then again anyone who tries to stuff 10 pounds of silicon into a 5 pound flesh container certainly doesn’t know a thing about the symmetry of the human anatomy. Rating: “F”.
3) Torso: Deduct points for the belly-button stud. Those metal gadgets are only useful when the TSA agent makes the babe lift her shirt to prove she’s not hiding an RPG in her navel. Applause from fellow passengers, 85% of males, Ellen Degeneres, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer and Hillary Clinton. Fortunately the mid-section flesh rates above average. It exudes an aura of sensuality. Rating: “B+”.
4) Legs: Ah, her Pièce de résistance. Wonderful, strokable thighs and gorgeous lickable calves adorn this young lady. I could spend hour upon hour and most of the memory in Denny’s website describing what I could do with these two works of Mother Nature’s fine art. But let’s just say they have tipped the rating scale into the high figure. Rating: “A+++”.
Overall Toejam rating: “B+” (sorry, but the boobage rating was the anchor on the rest of a fine body)
Ok, now I’ve spent my entire days lust allotment I need to get ready to go out and conquer some new female territory. It takes a lot of courage to approach one. North Carolina women are sort of a cross between the girls out of Duck Dynasty, Jersey Shore and the contestants on Wheel of Fortune. If they ain’t gutting an eight point buck or stirring a pot of “road kill” they’re praying to some sign in front of one of the 10,000 Baptist churches containing a silly euphemism like: “Honk if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet him”.
Oy, it’s gonna be a long day!
Sorry TJ but that is Tessa Fowler. She is a local SC gal and is 100% natural. 100% gorgeous too.
nipples , tits could be bigger. still an A
Looks like a lovely woodland nymph to me. I just wish I were a frisky satyr chasing her. Heh
Totally natural. I passed the online test to distinguish between Doc Finklestein’s handiwork and mamma nature’s with a 100% score. These are the real thing, although hugely perfect!
The Coast Guard requires that I have flotation devices on my boat at all times. Those would be perfect.
I have followed this site for years now .I am convinced that Toejam has never seen a real boob .
May 15 1968 on little elk creek here in Erie County …….I don`t know how or where Marty keeps finding pictures of my old girl friends but the memories it generates are great!
I knew a guy named Marty back then but he passed away years ago so I know it was not him so………Mysterious Marty will continue to make time turn backwards for me.
Happy to be of service !
OK!…….I stretched the truth a bit, this is not a picture of an old girl friend . I do not want Toejam to feel bad, I was so moved by his obvious fascination with Tessa , I have to fess up.
The girl I was with back on May 15,1968 was “Dottie Trailertrash” the neighborhood squeeze . The last picture I seen of her was one featured on the bulletin board at K-Mart for being a loyal ” K-Mart Blue Light” shopper. That was “BWM”….Before WalMart!
She is probably a 300 lb Walmartian now.
Water makes a great lube.