This lovely lady will make my friend Toren happy. It will drive Toejam crazy, at least that’s what Randy, who sent me this picture, expects will happen. You don’t normally see an Asian lady this well endowed. Could be implants.
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I agree with implants….so what. Nice very nice…
WOW!!! I think I’ll eat some sushi 2nite in her honor.
BoobTastic!!
I am in lust. Even my wife would have to understand with this one.
Shit, my daughter would have to understand.
Yuck-yuck….
Poor Toejam! But seriously, I think this is a job by Mr. Photoshop.
~XxxOoo
They’re real. Her name is Julia.
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Julia_(AV_idol)
Holy hubcaps aureole man. This babe’s aureoles could fit the wheels of a Peterbilt truck with some left over to pave the Main Street of my town. Denny does this just to annoy me…….he thinks. But being the gastronome of feminine boobage I accept there are certain malformations in the mammary world. They really don’t bother me. Actually I feel mucho empathy for these poor women burdened with these yarmulke sized blotches. Really!
Anyway I’m not going to disparage this young lady except to say whoever did the breast enhancement must been trained by a cross-eyed fiberglass instillation technician. Wow, those malformed sacs could double as fender guards on a 1956 Chevy.
OK, no more. My blood pressure is on the rise.
1) Face: The classic Asian flawless face. Highlighted by eyes, which have been “westernized” by the talented hands of Dr. Finkelstein. They have just the correct slant to give a hint of a kimchi gobbler. Kimchi is a wonderful Korean condiment. People who partake of this fabulous dish produce bowel gasses that are beyond description. Take my advice based on personal experience. If in the sack with a pretty young Korean woman slip under the sheets to retrieve your underpants. Guaranteed, she’ll let one rip while you grope for your jockey shorts and you’ll wind up on a respirator. Having said that I must admit this lady’s face is classic and framed with the most unusual (for most Asian woman) a long flowing mane. Rating: “A-“.
2) Boobage: OK. I’ll get down to facts……..Altered, fake and badly at that. Bloated and topped off with aureoles that’d make a Domino’s pepperoni pizza look anemic. I’m so choked up looking at this travesty I cannot comment any further. Rating: “F”.
3) skin tone/body shape: OK, another positive asset to offset the boobage failure. Typical silky, flawless skin and a body unblemished with extra fat. Slim, tight and just the kind of woman you’d like to treat like a 2 scoop ice cream cone on an August day and lick her till she melted.
Ok, we’ll make the final analysis short and sweet. Her faux boobage is offset by other fine qualities, but nevertheless it is the deciding factor in the rating. Toejam’s overall rating: “C-“.
Sorry my young Yuki Onna you don’t meet the high standards of the world’s greatest boobage expert.
Sayonara.
So solly, TJ, they are real. Follow Barney’s link. I quit subscribing to Playboy a few years back because more and more of their Playmates were getting boob jobs. This trend started in the 90’s. Before then most of the busty playmates had real boobs. Now most of the busty ones are enhanced. Plus, I don’t like shaved pubes.
Barney?????
Is that Barney Frank?
No. Just a little something I made up for ID here. Can’t use the same one all over the interweb.
Character assassination doesn’t become conservatives, which I am and assume your are too.
John
This #1 G.I. likes her except for those huge tits, reminds me of my youth dodging bullets, and enjoying the boom boom of South East Asia in 1968-69.
Me likee! Me ruv her rong time!
Clearly a natural.
Northern Asians tend to be quite robust. Southern Asians tend to be more petite. Singaporean Chinese tend to match their northern counterparts in boobage.
Sorry Toejam, your’re way off on this one.
Agree with pdwalker—clearly a natural. You other guys haven’t spent a lot of time looking at asian women. It all depends on the gene pool, but a chunk of Japanese genetics, for instance, tends towards big boobs on a petite frame. And the bottom line is to remember that just because asians may be A-cup on average, there are a huge number of asian women in that average, and they aren’t all the same. Asians are also short on average—ever see Yao Ming?
I knew Toejam wouldn’t like this, more fool he. I showed this pic of Julia (and some more … interesting … ones) to my girlfriend and she thought Julia was gorgeous. She also insisted on a comparison test of her 38 Ds :-).
I’d love to see that comparison. Pic’s please!
Nope! But trust me, they are awesome!
I knew these were real at first glance. But then I’ve spent some quality time in the Pac Rim. Nips match the size, the droop matches the mass, and the overall beauty needs no expletives or explanation. Simply: Yowza!
ToeJam, turn down the lights and rely more on kinesthetics.