Besides the poor trigger discipline, and it appears she is not carrying the correct ammunition for that revolver.
The nice nips do not make up for these errors.
My gosh, various corny half-formed puns rush to mind. The right to bare arms. A double-barreled weapon. Gun show. This is a bust! This is my pistol, this is my gun.
Yahoo! Guns, gams, blonde (bottled) and proper size aureoles. What more than that would a horny old man want? Ok, it would be better if her father owned a chain of liquor stores and her 18 year old nymphomaniac who had a crush on me, but ya gotta take what’s on the plate. This purdy lass would look great on my dinner table on Thursday, basted in cranberry flavored oil and legs spread wide and toward the sky. Hell, I’d even skip the sweet potatoes and yams.
OK, onward and upward (down boy) to a very favorable rating.
1) Face: I love that “I’m armed and in control” look on her perfect face. I close my eyes and imagine being hog-tied to a brass bed waiting to unleash my 6 rounds directly into her fur shroued bulls-eye. Glossy, full lips and silky blond(ish) hair complete her lovely face. Rating: “A++”
2) Weapon: BAD, BAD. No not the revolver. It’s a fine looking piece. The bad part is her finger is on the trigger and that’s a real NO-NO in gun-safety land. Ma’am, you only stroke the peni///oops, trigger when you mean to shoot. That’ll cost you points. Toejam is very safety conscious young lady. I don’t need to have a .44 cal. slug taking my manhood off. Rating: “D-“. However her wonderful toned arms will raise her score to “B+”.
3) Boobage: Not those firm, natural breasts are the finest I’ve seen in years. Perky, point up and tipped by wonderful aureoles and erect nipples. There’s not a thing to complain about here. Bodacious boobage on the hoof. Rating: “A+++”.
4) Torso: What can I say? A perfect, firm and flawless stomach is yet another winning point. What a wonderful landing strip to make a one-point landing on. Rating: “A++”.
5) My favorite. Firm, flawless thighs. Two fantastic pillows to rest my head on while I excercise my tongue. Inhaling deeply and savoring that musky body perfume. OH, Lordy I think my Testosterone factory is shifting into round the clock production. Rating: “A+++”.
Overall Toejam rating: “A++”.
Alas, it was only her naughty handling of that weapon that kept her from hitting the “triple +” category. You have an invite to stop over at Toejam’s weapon discipline workshop sweetheart. I’ll show you the proper finger grip to make any firm weapon become an accurate and effective and able to hit the mark.
DDP, don’t be mad. You’ve got the absolutely, first-class finest grip ever. And that will never be surpassed.
Ya’ll have a very Happy Thanksgiving and for a great sensual change; nail your partner on the cloth covered dining room table before company arrives. That way you can sit around eating turkey with family and friends, look into each other’s eyes and savor the mental image of the carnal capers which took place a few hours before. That’s what DDP and I plan on doing.
Toejam with all due respect i have read and agreed with a lot of your post over the years but who in the hell looks at the gun with a fine specimen like that pictured
She needs to be disciplined for having her booger hooker on the bang lever. Send her to my office, without he pistol, at once!
Baby it’s cold outside!!
Nice nips! Poor trigger discipline.
Besides the poor trigger discipline, and it appears she is not carrying the correct ammunition for that revolver.
The nice nips do not make up for these errors.
My gosh, various corny half-formed puns rush to mind. The right to bare arms. A double-barreled weapon. Gun show. This is a bust! This is my pistol, this is my gun.
What’s wrong with me?
And why is she standing in front of a target?
Yahoo! Guns, gams, blonde (bottled) and proper size aureoles. What more than that would a horny old man want? Ok, it would be better if her father owned a chain of liquor stores and her 18 year old nymphomaniac who had a crush on me, but ya gotta take what’s on the plate. This purdy lass would look great on my dinner table on Thursday, basted in cranberry flavored oil and legs spread wide and toward the sky. Hell, I’d even skip the sweet potatoes and yams.
OK, onward and upward (down boy) to a very favorable rating.
1) Face: I love that “I’m armed and in control” look on her perfect face. I close my eyes and imagine being hog-tied to a brass bed waiting to unleash my 6 rounds directly into her fur shroued bulls-eye. Glossy, full lips and silky blond(ish) hair complete her lovely face. Rating: “A++”
2) Weapon: BAD, BAD. No not the revolver. It’s a fine looking piece. The bad part is her finger is on the trigger and that’s a real NO-NO in gun-safety land. Ma’am, you only stroke the peni///oops, trigger when you mean to shoot. That’ll cost you points. Toejam is very safety conscious young lady. I don’t need to have a .44 cal. slug taking my manhood off. Rating: “D-“. However her wonderful toned arms will raise her score to “B+”.
3) Boobage: Not those firm, natural breasts are the finest I’ve seen in years. Perky, point up and tipped by wonderful aureoles and erect nipples. There’s not a thing to complain about here. Bodacious boobage on the hoof. Rating: “A+++”.
4) Torso: What can I say? A perfect, firm and flawless stomach is yet another winning point. What a wonderful landing strip to make a one-point landing on. Rating: “A++”.
5) My favorite. Firm, flawless thighs. Two fantastic pillows to rest my head on while I excercise my tongue. Inhaling deeply and savoring that musky body perfume. OH, Lordy I think my Testosterone factory is shifting into round the clock production. Rating: “A+++”.
Overall Toejam rating: “A++”.
Alas, it was only her naughty handling of that weapon that kept her from hitting the “triple +” category. You have an invite to stop over at Toejam’s weapon discipline workshop sweetheart. I’ll show you the proper finger grip to make any firm weapon become an accurate and effective and able to hit the mark.
DDP, don’t be mad. You’ve got the absolutely, first-class finest grip ever. And that will never be surpassed.
Ya’ll have a very Happy Thanksgiving and for a great sensual change; nail your partner on the cloth covered dining room table before company arrives. That way you can sit around eating turkey with family and friends, look into each other’s eyes and savor the mental image of the carnal capers which took place a few hours before. That’s what DDP and I plan on doing.
It is very clear this young lady must be taught trigger discipline and the proper method holding a weapon erect!
Toejam with all due respect i have read and agreed with a lot of your post over the years but who in the hell looks at the gun with a fine specimen like that pictured
Yeah – I agree. The only gun I look at is the one between my legs.
You gotta love the 2nd Amendment.
What do you mean “click on image to enlarge”. Just seeing the image made me ‘enlarge’.