Gregory sent me this one.

A guy took his uninformed voter girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was…’Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!”