Ron sent me this story.

The technological failures of Healthcare.gov highlight the lack of technological expertise in the federal government. All the best programmers go to Apple, Google or Facebook.

Or porn.

Porn sites can’t make money if their sites crash like healthcare.gov.

“My name is Corey Price, Vice President of adult entertainment website Pornhub.com,” began a recent open letter to the White House. “On behalf of our company, I’d like to extend an offer to the Obama administration to help fix the U.S. health insurance exchange website.”

And you thought the Affordable Care Act rollout was already obscene.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But wait a minute. As Price points out, his website gets a lot of traffic. Like, tons. Legions of people are impatient to log on: “Pornhub.com believes its staff of talented engineers can help prepare the Obama administration to accommodate millions of concurrent users to avoid future ‘tech surges.'”

Naturally, Pornhub’s offer was rebuffed as the PR stunt it undoubtedly is.

But their software engineers are a lot better than the booger eatin’ moh-rons working on the gummint’s Obummercare website. They could have prolly created sumpin’ in half the time for half the money and it would have worked twice as well as what we’ve got. They could certainly teach the gummint about capacity and bandwidth issues. Streaming video eats up a lot of bandwidth and with a lot of users watching that needs a lot of capacity. Not that I have any experience with porn sites on the internet. Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink. Say no more.

“I think that would be pretty inappropriate and something we would not be interested in doing,” Julie Bataille of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services told reporters, apparently with a straight face.

Kind of a shame. Think about it. The porn industry knows technology.

That it does!

It figured out home video before anyone else, playing a pivotal role in the VHS v. Betamax debate. Adult filmmakers pioneered the first successful business model on the Internet, and porn has been at the forefront of every new wave of technology — streaming, mobile, interactive. It’s like the NASA of digital distribution, always pushing the envelope.

In fact, porn does technology better than it does porn.

The internet as we know it was not very old when the porn industry embraced it and led the way in making money on the internet.

Before we completely dismiss this offer, let’s look at it from Pornhub’s perspective.

Which group of American workers needs to stay on top of its collective well-being — often, it bears mentioning, with no access to affordable health care — more than adult film stars? Who needs that automatic birth control coverage that comes standard with Obamacare? These are Americans, and they have skin in the game. So to speak.

If the government is not going to let the porn industry fix the Healthcare.gov website, at least put its performers in charge of taking the Obamacare phone calls. They have a lot of experience there, too, and their customer service is excellent.

Or so I’m told.

Well, Obummercare is a lot like porn. Unfortunately, with Obummercare it’s the customers who are getting screwed.

Ron sent me this little blurb on Flipper’s and Obungler’s “success” in Iran or as he labels it Barry & Kerry negotiate, and here’s the result:

Iran gets:

$3 Billion in sanction held cash released
$9.6 Billion in sanction held gold released
$5+ Billion in future sanction-held petrochemical sales
Keep enriched uranium for 1 bomb
3,000 new centrifuges
Keep 1 plutonium reactor

We get:

Zero Iranian cetrifuges dismantled
Zero uranium removed from Iran
Zero nuclear facilities closed
No end to missile testing
No reduction in support or terrorists or terrorism
No stop to human rights abuse
No hostages released

And this is a good deal . . . . . how?

It’s the North Korea model all over again.

Ya gotta understand that the base of the Dimocrat Party, especially Obumbler and his close advisers, hates America. Look at how Flipper came home from Viet Nam and trashed our military. He even threw his medals over the White House fence, or so he claimed. Then, all of a sudden, he became a “war hero”, at least in his own mind. He proudly displayed his medals in his Senate office. He got three purple hearts, two of them dubious, to get out of serving his full year in Viet Nam. He now refuses to disclose his military records which he promised to do when he was running for president. What is he hiding?

The base of the Dimocrat Party also hates Israel, and it wouldn’t bother them a bit if Iran wiped Israel off the map. The black base hates Jews and is rabidly anti-Semitic. For the life of me, I cannot comprehend how Jews could support a party that welcomes anti-Semites. It’s like how could blacks support a party that is racist? Wait a minute! They do. Dimocrat social programs have broken up the black family, increased black poverty, supported failing inner city schools, and has blacks dependent on the gummint for food, housing, and their very existence. If the KKK had come up with a plan to destroy blacks and keep them in poverty, they couldn’t have done a better job than today’s Dimocrat Party. But, after all, the KKK was the terrorist arm of the Dimocrat Party so what Dimocrats have done to blacks is perfectly reasonable. What’s really great is that just like Jews vote for the party that hates Israel, blacks vote for the party that has kept them down. Are Dimocrat leaders smart or what to get these people voting for them?

“And it you like your testicles, you can keep your testicles. Period!”

Sent to me by Pres.