Ron sent me this. He sez that if you look up smug in the dictionary, this is what you’ll see.

Joe Wilson was correct when he hollered, “You lie!” He lied to get elected. He lied to get reelected. You can’t keep your doctor. You can’t keep your insurance. There are death panels. Liberals are stupid. We are not a racist country. If we were, this butthead would not have been elected twice. He was not qualified to be a dog catcher. Sarah Palin was not only qualified to be VP, she was more qualified to be president than the others on the ticket in 2008. She had run a business, a city, and a state. The only thing Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade had ever run was his mouth. Now he is running down this country.

How’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out fer ya?

We’re doomed!

Toejam sent me this one.

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Another knockout game attack yannow, the thing that the LSM calls a “myth”.

Brooklyn, NY – A woman walking along a Brooklyn street Saturday became the latest apparent victim of the sick “knockout game.” The 33-year-old was walking down the block with her 7-year-old daughter when she was ambushed in front of 1212 Elm Street in Midwood by a Black male in his thirties.

Yep! Another feral black doing what he does best, attacking a defenseless woman. I’ll bet that really makes him feel like a really tough man.

The victim was taken to Maimonides Medical Center by EMS where she was treated for minor injuries and later released.

the NYPD’s 70th precinct hate crime task force is investigating, no arrests have been made in the assault. police gave the description of the perpetrator as a Male, Black, 6 ft. tall, with dreadlocks, green jacket, black hat, and black book bag.

Cops said the violence was similar to previous knockout attacks, noting that nothing had been stolen from the victim.

Similar to previous attacks? But I thought the knockout game was a myth. Ya mean there have been more of these attacks?

Assemblyman Dov Hikind said in a statement “I urge everyone to be cautious. That doesn’t mean fearful, just sensible and conscious of your surroundings.”

In other words, lock your car doors when you see a group of blacks or cross to the other side of the street, yannow, the things that Obungler, in his last speech on race, said upset him when whites do just that to protect themselves. It makes them come across as racists. To me, it’s just common sense as we see more examples of the knockout game and feral black flash mobs.

Toejam sent it to me. Kudos to the guy who created it. If anyone knows who created it please let me know so I can give credit where credit is due.

Michael sent me this story.

SEDALIA, Mo. (KMOX) – Inspired by Time Magazine’s well-known list, Sedalia, Missouri now has its own Person of the Year Award and the 2013 competition isn’t even close.

So was it Pope Francis? Yannow, the only reason Time made him the Man of the Year is because he bashed capitalism and sounded like a rat bastard commie. The only religion the rat bastard commies at Time support is communism. I would say that they also worship Pope Albert I’s religion of AGW, but since the rat bastard commies have taken over the environmental religion, AGW is a subset of communism.

Was it Obungler? Close.

There are seven nominees but the man who brought national attention to the Missouri State Fair this summer is running away with more than half of the votes.

Tuffy Gessling, better known as Tuffy the Clown, is a rodeo clown who wore a mask of President Obama at the fair, asking those in the crowd if they wanted to see the president gored by a bull.

And you remember what happened then. It was deemed racist. Remember, back in 2008 when Obumbler was running for president I predicted then that any criticism of him would be deemed racist. It was OK to compare Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler to Hitler, but when it happened with Oblunder it was close to treason. “Dissent is the highest form of patriotism” (as Thunder Rodent Thighs shrilled) only applies when a Republican is in office. When it’s a black Dimocrat it is treasonous and racist.

Have you noticed that the biggest bullies in this country today are the assholes who demand tolerance? The biggest enemies of free speech are those on the left. A prime example is GLAAD with the Duck Dynasty kerfuffle.

In the comments, Old School Conservative said, “Seem like GLAAD has no sense of humor. I’ve always figured if you can take it up the ass you ought to be able to take a joke.” Of course, to gays, this is no joke. They demand that we not only tolerate their gayness, but that we should support it. We should be OK with naked men in gay pride parades. They want to ram their gayness down our throats. We don’t fucking care what you do in the privacy of your bedrooms.

As my friend Cindy just told me, “Liberals support free speech as long it is speech that they agree with.” If they don’t agree with it, they’ll shout it down or demand boycotts.

Maybe we might get a reprise of Nixon’s Silent Majority. Maybe the populace is finally getting tired of all the bullying from the left in this country. I certainly hope so. It’s long over due. Thank you Phil Robertson for speaking your mind and thank you Robertson Family for standing up for your patriarch and for your beliefs! You are far more American than the Kenyan imposter.

Thank you Sedalia for making Tuffy Gessling your Man of the Year.

I went way back into my pun files and found this one that Jon sent me over four years ago. So cheer up everyone. If I haven’t used a pun you’ve sent me, I may still get around to using it.

Two poor, not too bright farmers had problems with rats in their barns. The decided to go see rich farmer Johnson since he never had problems with rats.

Farmer Johnson told the two that he had bought a snake and the snake kept the barn free of rats.

The two farmers thought this was a great plan and because they were poor they decided to go in together to buy the snake. When they got the snake, they couldn’t decide how to share it, and not being too bright, they decided to cut the snake in two. Each took his part of the snake back to his barn, where obviously they each continued to have rats.

Anybody could tell you this was doomed to failure, because … (more…)