Ron sent me this one.

It’s just like Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). Liberals believe in Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) in just about everything but ideas and politics.

There’s this list that’s been goin’ around this Interwebby thing called Why God Never Received Tenure at any University.

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself.
6. He may have created the world, but what else has He done since?
7. The scientific community can’t replicate His results.
8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
10. He rarely came to class and just told students, “Read the Book.”
11. Some say He had His son teach classes most of the second semester.
12. He expelled His first two students.
13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on mountaintops.
14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed His course.

(So naturally Ron hadda rewrite it)

Why Soetoro is a Schmutz (this list just begs to be reapplied to the dipwad)

1. 1. He has only one significant piece of legislation.
2. 2. It is unreadable.
3. 3. It is a thinly disguised wealth-redistribution scheme.
4. 4. It was passed through back-door deals and arm-twisting politics.
5. 5. It had to be authorized by Congress before we were allowed to see what’s in it.
6. 6. He received the Nobel Peace Prize, but for what . . . being black?
7. 7. His entire team of geniuses and “experts” can’t make it work.
8. 8. He lied about the effect it would have on people’s insurance.
9. 9. When he discovered it was broken, he blamed it on greedy corporations.
10. 10. He rarely attends daily security briefings and repeatedly says “Everything’s getting better.”
11. 11. He has a shitweasel put spin on all his mistakes and bad decisions.
12. 12. He refuses to meet or negotiate with anyone who disagrees with him.

Not quite correct. He is willing to meet and negotiate with our enemies while pissing off our allies. And by negotiate, I mean pretty much giving them everything they want in exchange for nothing, like he just did with Iran. If only he hated our enemies as much as he hates Republicans. – GOC

13. 13. He spends more time playing golf and taking vacations than doing what he was hired for.

Which actually is a good thing. Can you imagine what damage he could do if he worked at the destruction of our country full time? – GOC

14. 14. The major factors in his elections were voter ignorance and ethnic loyalty.

Perhaps the only thing of interest shared between JHWH and BHO is that neither has a birth certificate and we don’t know where they really came from.

The major difference between the two is that the former does not believe he is the latter.

Phil Roberson is back on Duck Dynasty. The bullies at GLAAD lost this round and Ron sent me this tidbit he saw somewhere else.

Duck Hunters 1
Dick Hunters 0

Lyle sent me this. Talk about a narrative and reading from the same hymnal.

So, is it any surprise that the LSM marches in lockstep and gets their marching orders from their liberal overlords? The LSM does not present news, but propaganda. Listen to how they do this with the rest of the news.

Last Monday Pun of 2013 and it is from Richard.

Prince Stone had an enormous moth collection. He had large moths, small moths-moths of all kinds. When King Stone decided to retire and pass his crown to the prince, he told the boy he must first dispose of the moth collection and find another hobby.

“Why is that, father?” inquired the prince.

“Because”, replied the old man, (more…)