This one is from Richard.
An elderly woman was walking home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day. When she saw Nathan Hale’s Used Cars, she decided to stop and look at cars. As it happened, the owner himself approached her. He asked her what kind of car she wanted.
“Well,” she said, “I can’t remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger.” The owner was quick to reply, “Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a few. What color would you like?”
The woman reached into her shopping bag and pulled out an ear of corn. She striped down the shucks and said, “I want this color.” Nathan replied, “Ma’am I’m sorry, but we don’t have any in that color. How about a nice blue one?” “No son,” she said, “I want this color.”
“But ma’am, they didn’t make that color! Maybe a cherry red one?” By this time, the old woman was mad and started throwing things at the owner. Another salesmen noticed the disruption and asked the secretary what was going on. The secretary replied, “Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman’s corn!”
Sounds like the 35 year old woman whose hubby wasn’t drilling for oil in hs home state lately and was leaving the local supermarket trailing behind a 17 year old high school football player as he was carrying her bags to the car.
Suddenly her hormones kicked into overdrive and she turned an said in a husky voice: “Son I have an “Itchy-Pussy””.
The kid replied: “I’m not familiar wtih these new Asian car models. Could you please point it out.”
Missed another cougar shot lad!
For Heaven’s sake, why didn’t Hal just repaint the car the colour the elderly lady wanted? There’s more than one way to get a purr and to skip a spat and a sCrATtch.
Denny, I have a pun but have lost your email somehow.