I went way back into my pun files and found this one that Jon sent me over four years ago. So cheer up everyone. If I haven’t used a pun you’ve sent me, I may still get around to using it.
Two poor, not too bright farmers had problems with rats in their barns. The decided to go see rich farmer Johnson since he never had problems with rats.
Farmer Johnson told the two that he had bought a snake and the snake kept the barn free of rats.
The two farmers thought this was a great plan and because they were poor they decided to go in together to buy the snake. When they got the snake, they couldn’t decide how to share it, and not being too bright, they decided to cut the snake in two. Each took his part of the snake back to his barn, where obviously they each continued to have rats.
Anybody could tell you this was doomed to failure, because … it was a half-asp plan.
that is a Corn(y) snake joke
Betcha Cleopatra wouldn’t find this pun humerous.
When I was growing up my grandfather kept a large black snake in his barn to control the mouse and rat population and it worked. He also had barn cats but you never saw a kitten. It also kept me out of his barn.
Their barns remained infested with demonrats?
Cheers