AOTW 12-27-2013

I could give it to the asshole in the Infiniti who almost hit me and a few other drivers on I-20 on my way home from Columbia SC yesterday, but the asshole at the Augusta VA hospital beat him out for taking the Christmas out of Christmas. I posted about it yesterday. I’m an atheist and it pissed me off. Even with all the secularization and the commercialization, Christmas is, after all, a religious holiday.

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Update: More VA bullshit from Inbredredneck in the comments. Go here and here.

Not A Myth Anymore

The gummint has discovered the Knockout Game is not a myth anymore. Yep! It exists. It’s when white people knockout black people. It’s true. (Thanks to all the readers who sent me links to this.)

The Obama administration filed a federal hate-crimes charge Thursday against a man whom authorities accused of using the “knockout game” to target a black man, videotaping it, and then bragging about the assault to strangers.

The charge marks the first time the administration has taken action on a “knockout” case after the game became an Internet and media phenomenon. It chose a case in which the person accused is white, even though most other cases reported in the news have involved black assailants.

Just remember. Blacks cannot be racists and blacks cannot commit hate crimes. It’s in the Constitution right by the right to abortion, the right of the gummint to force you to buy health insurance, the right to gay marriage, and every other “right” liberal judges can find in it.

Obummercare Numbers

Stole this from Doug Ross.

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Liberals call this “a success”. And remember, with the expansion of Medicaid, the federal gummint covers 100% of the cost for the first two years. After that, what they will cover will go down and there is no guarantee that it won’t be totally eliminated in the future which means the states who fell for this policy (AKA bait and switch), will be on the hook for a lot of money. We have blue states like California and Illinois going broke already. Wait until they have to pay for the entire cost of Medicaid expansion. It ain’t gonna be a pretty sight.

The Grinch Is Alive And Well

Marty sent me this story. The Grinch is alive and well and is at the VA hospital in Augusta Georgia.

AUGUSTA, Ga. (CBS Atlanta) – An Augusta hospital has adopted a new policy banning Christmas carolers from singing religious songs in public patient areas.

The Charlie Norwood VA Medical Center announced the new policy Monday according to the Athens-Banner Herald.

GMAFB!

“Military service veterans, male and female, represent people of all faiths,” hospital spokesman Brian Rothwell said in a statement according to Athens-Banner Herald. “It is out of respect for every faith that The Veterans Administration gives clear guidance on what ‘spiritual care’ is to be given and who is to give it.”

A group of high school students from Augusta’s Alleluia Community School were prevented from singing traditional holiday songs that honor and celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ to veterans by the medical center last week.

Christ on a crutch! WTF is wrong with these people? I’m an atheist and this offends me. What is Christmas? It’s a religious holiday. Of course Christmas carols are religious songs.

Toto, we’re nowhere near Kansas anymore! We’re somewhere in the Twilight Zone.

Home Again Home Again Jiggety Jog

Just got home from South Carolina a few minutes ago and I’m fixin’ to get back into my everyday routine. The highway was a little crowded but people were driving the speed limit so I made good time. There was a Dale Earnhardt wannabe in an Infiniti that almost hit me and a few other people by weaving in and out of traffic and cutting people off. This is one of the times when I really wanted to see a cop. I used to like to drive really fast, but I never drove as recklessly as this guy. He was a major league idiot!

Didja know that A&E is running a Duck Dynasty marathon. Wow! They must really be upset at Phil Robertson. And, I just heard that he’s gonna be back in January. Does that mean he isn’t getting suspended? Didja ever notice that the people who scream the loudest about “tolerance” are the most intolerant people? Or howza ’bout “Diversity (All Hail Diversity!)? The champions of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) on the college campuses believe in Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) of everything but Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) of ideas. They champion freedom of speech as long as it’s speech they agree with. Conservative speech? Nope! That’s eeeee-vil “hate speech” and must be suppressed. Fucking hypocritical bastards!

Fortunately, this year we didn’t have Christmas dinner with the people we had dinner with the last two Christmases. Our hostess at those dinners was a liberal Dimocrat gummint worker and my sister had to warn me to be on my best behavior. You notice it always seems to be conservatives who have to behave? Maybe it’s because we have more class. We also give more money to charity than liberals do. Conservatives are generous with their own money. Liberals are generous with other peoples’ money. I still remember the year my mother, with a modest income of Social Security and some investment income, gave more money to charity than Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW back when he was VP. He was a millionaire and gave less to charity than my mom who had an income of around $20K. After his tax return was made public and people saw that he and Tipper only gave $300 he was shamed into giving more to charity. And let’s not forget Thunder Rodent Thighs taking a deduction for donating some of BJ’s used underwear.

It’s nice to be home. My cats were glad to see me. Now it’s time to get psyched up for my ski trip in January. I hear there’s a lot of snow in Colorado this year.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all of you from me, from beautiful Columbia South Carolina where we are experiencing some massive global warming. It’s in the 30’s. It’s a good thing there is global warming ’cause it would be a lot colder.

Stanley’s Baby

Ron pens a horror story more terrifying than Rosemary’s Baby. The spawn of Stanley Ann Dunham is doing irreparable harm to this country. Here it is, posted without comments from me.

December 1960 was not a good time for the United States. Among the tragic events of that month were the New York Air Disaster, in which 136 people were killed when UA Flight 826 collided over Staten Island with TWA Flight 226, and the raging fire on the USS Constellation in the Brooklyn Navy Yard in which 50 were killed and 150 injured.

Of course bad things happen every month in a country as large as the United States. In fact, bad things happen every day, so many sometimes that we tend to forget about them in light of the next spectacular event.

One item that happened in December 1960, for example, attracted no attention, made no headlines, caused no animated conversation in the coffee shops and pubs across America. It was, in brief, the union of misdirected evil and misguided naïveté which resulted in the birth of a hybrid species on 4 August 1961.

Barack Hussein Obama, an abusive, alcoholic Kenyan agitator acting on orders from his master الشيطان (or Iblis in Arabic), planted the unholy seed of Ash-Shaytan in the womb of the clueless flower child Stanley Ann Dunham.

As the seed was not human, it did not contain the DNA imprint which would promote development of the routine human traits of morality, ethics, and personal accountability. And as the host was in the low-normal stratum of human potential, the zygote received only minimal-strength coding for a number of traits including purpose, self-discipline, and honesty.

After nine months of parasitic development, the embryo was ejected by the body of Dunham, who then began a pattern of rejecting and abandoning the monster she had co-created until her death 34 years later when she realized, too late, the profound catastrophe of which she had been an integral part.

As the mongrel grew, it was nourished by minions of the eternal Evil One, such as the mother’s completely deluded parents along with an even more delusional surrogate father named Frank Marshall Davis, who taught the misbegotten mistake the tricks of suspicion, anger, accusation, and whining to get what he wanted.

Later his education was completed by an embittered false prophet masquerading as a Christian minister, who taught him race-baiting and fact-skewing; a rabble-rousing domestic terrorist, who taught him how to become famous and wealthy by publishing manufactured stories with manipulated data and massaged dates; and total immersion in a well-established thugocracy, which taught him political extortion and ethnic intimidation.

No, December 1960 was not a good time for America. I was a lowly E-3 in the USN at the time and blissfully unaware of the destructive force being created in Paradise. As for those limousine liberalistas and ethnic loyalistas who elevated the hellish puppet to ultimate power, we told you so, you morons.

The lesson to be learned here is, of course, that naïve young girls who have been captivated by liberal-arts professors should not have sexual relationships with specimen from outside their own species.

Alas, even though Obummercare is crashing and burning, it is still gonna destroy the health insurance industry in this country. There will be no returning to the way things were. Next year, after the 2014 election, the employer mandate (which Obungler has illegally and conveniently delayed until then), kicks in, we’ll see companies dump their employees onto the exchanges.

If you think people are gonna scream now, wait until December of next year when the other shoe drops after many endangered Dimocrat Senators, like Mark Pryor, Mark Begach, and Joe Manchin are safely reelected. Dick Durbin is up for reelection but since he is in a blue state his reelection is a slam dunk. If he doesn’t get enough votes, the Chicago machine can find enough dead people to vote for him.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, five out of the ten red state senators, who all voted for Obummercare, up for reelection, will win. Either the Stupid Party will fuck up and nominate a Todd Akin, or Joe Manchin, Mark Pryor, et. al. will campaign on fixing Obummercare or will outright lie, once again like they did when they said you could keep your health insurance and your doctor, and say they will repeal it.

I knew they and Oblunder were lying then, and they will lie their pants off again. If you people in Alaska, Arkansas, West Virginia, and other red states reelect these lying turds, you will get exactly what you deserve, good and hard.

Elections have consequences. Obumbler should not have been reelected. None of the Dimocrat red state senators should be reelected next year, but I’ll bet the electorate in five of those states (I’m looking at you West Virginia) will reelect their senator. Once again, if you do, you’ll get exactly what you deserve, good and hard.

How’s that hopeychangey stuff workin’ out fer ya? As Dalton said in Road House, “It will get worse before it gets better.”

This Sums It Up

Ron sent me this. He sez that if you look up smug in the dictionary, this is what you’ll see.

I lie

Joe Wilson was correct when he hollered, “You lie!” He lied to get elected. He lied to get reelected. You can’t keep your doctor. You can’t keep your insurance. There are death panels. Liberals are stupid. We are not a racist country. If we were, this butthead would not have been elected twice. He was not qualified to be a dog catcher. Sarah Palin was not only qualified to be VP, she was more qualified to be president than the others on the ticket in 2008. She had run a business, a city, and a state. The only thing Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade had ever run was his mouth. Now he is running down this country.

How’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out fer ya?

We’re doomed!