Went back in the pun files and found this one from Richard.

Dodge City was a rough town. Nevertheless, it had an excellent theatre group. One time it planned to perform the Swan Lake Ballet.

On the day of dress rehearsal, it was discovered that moths had gotten into the tutus. Everything was ruined. The producer placed a call to the Acme Costume Company in Wichita and learned they had plenty of tutus. The proprietor promised to ship the much needed garments over on a special train. They should arrive in plenty of time for the opening.

Back at Dodge, everyone was in a big hurry. Someone needed to go down to the depot and fetch the tutus. Butch, the biggest, toughest guy in town offered to do it. So he went to the station and sat down. When the station master saw Butch, he went over and asked if he might be of help. Butch replied, (more…)

Majeot nominated this for Sunday Metal.

A little lute for ya.

Randy sent me this week’s entry. I’m sure my buddy Toren will like this one. (more…)

I was tempted to give it to Politifact, the left leaning truth detectors. They just announced that Obumbler’s statement that if you liked your health insurance you could keep your health insurance the lie of the year for 2013. Funny. Back in 2008 they rated this statement as true. I said it was a lie back then. I said it was a lie in 2009. And 2010. And 2011. 2012. 2013. I’ve got a much better bullshit detector than they do. But they got beaten out by my record holder.

He did it again! Yep! Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade added to his record number of AOTW Awards. Didja see him at the funeral? When he made his speech about Mandela, he mentioned himself more times than he mentioned Mandela. Typical! And there he was in the audience yukking it up and taking pictures of himself. One thing I can say about Obungler is he’s got a lot of class. Unfortunately, it’s all low.

Yet another AOTW Award.

Actually it’s a booger eatin’ moh-ron, Shelia “Is the Mars Rover near where the astronauts planted the flag?” Jackson Lee.

I don’t think people who work get unemployment insurance.

“And we can’t only be about our self this holiday season…” This is a woman who acts like royalty. She has been called Queen Sheila. She only thinks about herself. The only time she thinks about her constituents is at election time when she needs to get the stupid voters to elect her again so she can keep the welfare gravy train and her royal lifestyle going.

Of course, Queen Sheila does not have to follow the rules of the House and stay within the time limit. She’s black. She’s entitled because of Slavery® and 400 years of oppression or sumpin’. I remember “civil rights icon” John “I was called nigger 13 times by racist tea baggers” Lewis not shutting up after his time had expired when he was ranting and raving about how Republicans didn’t care for the poor or old people.

Hey Sheila! Bite me!

Ron sent me this one.

Obungler’s poll numbers are down near where Bush’s were in his second term. Just think how low they would be if the LSM wasn’t doing everything in its power to prop him up. If the LSM covered him like it covers Republicans the country would be calling for his impeachment. And just wait until the employer mandate, which Obumbler illegally postponed to after the 2014 election, kicks in and even more people lose their healthcare insurance. You remember that big gavel exSpeaker Blinky was carrying? The country will want to ram that up her ass and then use it to beat the crap out of Oblunder before this debacle is over.

We are now seeing what happens when affirmative action meets the Peter Principle. But we elected a black president to prove that we weren’t racist. That’s all that matters.

Catfish sent me this one.

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Heh. George sent me this one.

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate.
He could start by spending 27 years in prison. – Don Imus

On the global warming climate change front we have been setting records this fall. Here in Atlanta, we had the coldest Thanksgiving since 1911. Since I moved here in 1985, Thanksgiving has usually been warm enough to wear a short sleeve shirt. Not this year. Earlier this week, Chicago set a record cold for that date. New York just had a record snowfall.

I contend that the the record cold weather this Fall is proof of global cooling. And, here in Atlanta we had a very mild summer, yet again proof of global cooling.
Yeah, this is all anecdotal, but when we have a hot day, the religious fanatics of the Church of AGW all yell that this is proof of global warming.

Yes. AGW is a religion. It has a high priest, Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW, and it sells indulgences in the form of carbon credits, a scam that has made Pope Albert rich. Yannow, maybe I oughta start my own church. There’s a Jehovah’s Witness church a few blocks away that’s for sale. Maybe I oughta buy it.

But I dogress. The Arctic ice is returning at the North Pole. Antarctica is setting cold temperature records.

As Insty sez, “The Last Centurion and Fallen Angel are just novels, right?”