A Good Flash Mob

Here’s a change of pace from the feral black flash mobs that do smash and grabs or play the Knockout Game with their flash mobs. Here we have the United States Air Force Band with their flash mob.

Someone is prolly gonna get in trouble because they played and sang religious Christian music on gummint property. Thanks to my sister and her husband for sending it to me.

Dear Stupid Black People

Dear Stupid Black People,

I saw this on Gateway Pundit. Last Friday, December 6, was a memorable date for blacks in this country.

On this day in 1865, the 13th Amendment — abolishing slavery — became part of the Constitution — when ratified by three-quarters of the states.

Despite protests from the Democrats, the Republican Party made banning slavery part of its national platform in 1864. Senator Lyman Trumbull (R-IL) wrote the final version of the text, combining the proposed wordings of several other Republican congressmen.

All Republicans in Congress voted for the 13th Amendment, while nearly all Democrats voted against it. So strongly did President Abraham Lincoln (R-IL) support the 13th Amendment, he signed the document, though presidential approval is not part of the amendment process.

Yes, outlawing slavery was a Republican achievement.

Yes. It was the Republicans who set you dumb ungrateful bastards free. It was the Dimocrats who enslaved you. Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, unlike what that plaque on that building at a small Illinois college said. So was MLK. Did you know that Bobby Kennedy, a Dimocrat, tapped MLK’s telephone? Yep! He and the sainted JFK thought MLK was a communist. That was when at least part of the Dimocrat Party wasn’t communist, unlike today when they are all rat bastard commies.

It was Dwight Eisenhower, a Republican, who sent troops to integrate a school in Arkansas. It was a Dimocrat, Orville Faubus, one of BJ’s mentors, who stood in the doorway of a public school in Arkansas to keep blacks out.

The father of Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW, a Dimocrat, voted against the Civil Rights Act. Yeah! Pope Albert lied when he said his father voted for it.

Now, you have traded one form of slavery for another. You are totally dependent upon Massa, the Dimocrat Party, for food, clothing. and shelter. You are kept poor, uneducated, and stuck on the Dimocrat Party plantation. We saw what happened when the state and local gummint, run by Dimocrats, failed during the aftermath of Katrina. Fortunately, the Dimocrats were able to blame Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler for it. Nevertheless, you keep voting for these people. You have the black useful idiots in Congress who grow rich and live high on the hog while doing absolutely nothing to improve your lives. Jesse Hymietown Jackson and Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton are cut from the same cloth.

If the KKK had come up with a plan to break up your families and keep you poor and uneducated they couldn’t have done a better job than today’s Dimocrat Party. And furthermore the Republicans had absolutely nothing to do with the KKK. It was the terrorist wing of the Dimocrat Party. That’s right. The KKK was composed solely of Dimocrats. You people were really stupid to fall for the bullshit the Dimocrats sold you and continue selling you to this day.

You deserve to be poor.

Monday Pun 12-9-2013

This one is from Clyde.

Two ladies who had not seen each other in quite a while ran into each other. Catching up on news they eventually began to talk about their children and their activities. One stated her boys had finished school and bought a cattle ranch. The other lady said that is very unusual and wanted to know more. The first talked about the location and some of the ranching business. She said they had allowed her to name the ranch, which she called “Focus”. The friend wanted to know how she had arrived at that name, to which she replied, ” Simple, (more…)

AOTW 12-6-2013

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I didn’t give out an AOTW Award last week.

Sometimes the assholiness is just so blatant that my jaw drops and I want to bang my head against a wall. Sometimes it goes above and beyond simple garden variety assholiness and achieves a level only matched by Obungler and the Dimocrat Party. Such was the case this week. Toejam sent me the following story.

Didja know that if you’re a college professor and you correct the capitalization, punctuation, and spelling of a minority student that you’re a racist? Me neither, but that’s how it works in California.

Racial tensions are inflamed at the University of California at Los Angeles following several incidents — most notably, one where a professor corrected the grammar, punctuation and capitalization in minority students’ assignments.

The act of correcting a black student was “micro-aggression,” according to the members of the student group “Call 2 Action: Graduate Students of Color,” which launched a sit-in during a subsequent meeting of the class.

Micro-agression? WTF? WTF is wrong with these people?

“A hostile campus climate has been the norm for Students of Color in this class throughout the quarter as our epistemological and methodological commitments have been repeatedly questioned by our classmates and our instructor,” wrote the group in a statement to the college. “[The] barrage of questions by white colleagues and the grammar ‘lessons’ by the professor have contributed to a hostile class climate.”

That’s correct. A college professor trying to teach you booger eatin’ moh-rons how to speak and write correct English is creating a “hostile climate”. Trying to give you idiots the language skills to do well in this country is racist? And you wonder why you are second class citizens? You wonder why it’s hard for black people to get jobs? This could be one of the reasons. Is it hard carrying that 4×4 giant chip on your shoulder and trying to find racism behind every tree and under every rock? I know there is racism under some rocks. Just look at the rocks that Jesse Hymietown Jackson and Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton crawled out from under.

Some 25 students participated in the sit-in, including five of the 10 members of the class.

Val Rust, a professor of education and information, was the official target of the sit-in, though the aggrieved minority students had problems with UCLA’s handling of racial issues that went far beyond just one classroom, according to Inside Higher Ed.

Rust is guest-lecturing in China this week,

I’ll bet his Chinese students don’t think that correcting their capitalization and punctuation is racist.

and did not respond to a request for comment. He sent a letter to his colleagues in the education department, however, in which he clarified that he meant no offense to minorities.

I was just trying to teach them how to read and write intelligently. Who knew they wanted to come across as ignorant imbeciles with their writing skills?

“I have attempted to be rather thorough on the papers and am particularly concerned that they do a good job with their bibliographies and citations, and these students apparently don’t feel that is appropriate,” he said in a statement, according to The Daily Bruin.

We be wantin’ to be using Ebonics rather than be actin’ white!

Some of the corrections were clarified by sit-in organizer Kenjus Watson. Rust told one student that she should not capitalize the word “indigenous” in her papers. This correction was ideologically-motivated, according to Watson.

Huh? Just huh? Face plant!

Rust admitted that he likely made matters worse by not aggressively and proactively taking the side of a minority student who was engaged in an argument with a white female student. The minority student told the woman that she had no right to feel oppressed, and Rust did not express agreement either way.

We be black. Dat teacher should be taking our sides because of Slavery® and 400 years of oppression. Dat teacher be rayciss! Obama done told us so.

“Two weeks ago a Student of Color and a white female student got into a big discussion,” said Rust. “She wants to use Standpoint Theory [a method of analysis coined by feminist sociologist Dorothy Smith, based on the idea that all knowledge is subjective and based on one’s position in society] in her dissertation, and the Student of Color told her she had no business claiming that she was a member of an oppressed group.”

There only be one oppressed group in history and that be us niggas because of Slavery® and 400 years of oppression. Jesse Jackson done tol’ us dat. And Jews be bloodsuckin’ monsters. He and Rev. Al done tol’ us dat, too!

“She came back saying there are all kinds of oppression.

Like whites having to bend over backward to avoid any type of behavior which will in any way shape or form be interpreted as racism, like not using words like niggardly or denigrate (which ignorant or stupid blacks think come from the word “nigger”) or trying to teach them to speak or write coherent English.

I likely did not handle the situat

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ion well, because I chose not to stop the discussion between them, so it went on for quite a while, and the Students of Color apparently interpreted my silence to mean I wasn’t supporting them.”

Because as we all know, not supporting them in everything means you’re obviously a racist. All whites be rayciss! Criticizing the Obamessiah be rayciss!

And these offended “People of Color” are assholes. They get the award this week.

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I’m Clueless

Ron rewrote the words to the song, I’m Busted, which was sung by both Ray Charles and Johnny Cash. He retitled it, I’m Clueless.

My website is broke and my health-care’s a joke
‘Cause I’m clueless
Ratings are down like a bug on the ground
‘Cause I’m clueless

I got a House that hates me and a team that can’t play
A mid-term that’s less than full year away
The children now laugh my example away
I’m clueless

I went to my brothers to get some support
‘Cause I was clueless
Racism works as a good last resort
When you’re clueless

My brothers said, “There ain’t a thing we can do.
You can’t blame George Bush if you ain’t got a clue.
You ‘built that’ and now it’s entirely on you,
‘Cause you’re worthless.”

Now I’m just a fraud and I know I’ve done wrong
‘Cause I was clueless
Got myself into where I don’t belong
‘Cause I’m clueless

The dollar is weak and employment won’t grow
The world thinks that I should just pack up and go
But I’ll just write books and give speeches to show
That I’m useless.

And now, he’s pivoted back to the economy for the umpteenth time. This time it’s to try to distract us from the abject failure of Obummercare. He just gave yet another speech on the economy and talked about economic opportunity, yannow, the good ol’ class warfare that he has been waging since he got elected. He’s too clueless to realize that it has been his policies that have exacerbated the lack of opportunities in this country. Obummercare is turning us into a nation of part time workers. People are losing the health insurance they liked and now have to pay a lot more for health insurance coverage they don’t want. Under him, poverty has gotten worse and the worst off are the people who have been his most ardent supporters, blacks. They have the highest unemployment rate. The ultimate irony here is that blacks did a lot better under Reagan and both Bushes than they have under Oblunder, but that’s OK. They got a half black dude running the country and that’s all that matters. Suckers!

How’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out for ya?

The Last Laugh

Don Surber sez it was Sarah Palin (item 4) with a “shit-eating grin” about the news that Martin Bashir got fired resigned from MSNBC over his comments that people should shit and pee in Palin’s mouth. It only took three weeks for that to happen. On a network with any kind of standards, it would have happened the next day, but this is MSNBC we’re talking about, the network that gave noted Jew hater, racist RWPP Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton his own show. Sharpton is responsible for more deaths of people of color than George Zimmerman.

I guess Don’s mom is OK with him using “shit”. In this case it’s certainly justified.

It’s really ironic that the liberals progressives rat bastard commies who lectured us and demanded a new tone and civility after the Giffords’ shooting are the ones who are the most uncivil and who have the potty mouths. They’re the ones who hope conservatives will die. They’re the ones who salivated over a book about the assassination of George W. Bush. They’re the ones who scream “racism” over any criticism of Obungler or his policies. The language and invective they used against Bush far surpasses any language used against the Obamessiah. This is full blown hypocrisy on display.

Of course, in Bashir’s case he was merely speaking in public what everyone at MSNBC sez about Palin and conservatives off the air. He was just mouthing their belief system. He didn’t see anything wrong with this statement. I’m sure he was totally surprised that there was any outrage about this, especially since no one watches MSNBC except hardcore liberals and a few conservatives, like my friends Michael and Cindy, who want to see what the enemy is doing and what they are thinking.

Sarah Palin really drives these people nuts doesn’t she?

Photo Of The Day

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Shamelessly stolen from Rich Galen.

To all of you Obungler supporters who elected and reelected this disaster and who are now losing your health insurance and/or seeing your premiums skyrocketing, how’s that hopey changey stuff working out for ya?