I think I may not stand a chance with this one. Toejam loves thighs like that. And her aureola/nipple ratio seems promising for Toejam’s standards. Also…check out that camel toe area. Merry Xmas everyone…it’s been a good ride!
Greetings fellow elves. I’ve come to bring you a Toejam Rating on this winter solstice. Shortest fucking daylight hours in the year. Little light gives me less time to ogle babes on the streets.
I see, keeping with the season, we have a “Santa babe”. I believe this lady’s picture has been posted before but les’s jump on the sleigh and go for a ride. Giddy up Rudolph. Your red nose will lead the way.
1) Face: Lacks that “cutesy innocent” look. This is one hard babe. Judging from the hard stare she’s gotta charge $1,000 per night to deliver the packages. However, her face does have a certain appeal. It’s sculpted well and blemish free. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: I’ll be kind in keeping with the birth of that Puerto Rican kid; Jesus and lay off the aureoles. Yea, those chest ornaments are pretty nice. No sigh of alterations. Just the “real-deal” milk sacs. Full of that vitamin rich creamy liquid just waiting to be sucked out. Rating” “A”.
3) Torso: Very nice. This lady does some serious workouts. Sit-ups by the score have sculpted her abdomen into a flat appealing playground. Put a net in the middle of that tummy and try to smack your balls over it. Rating”A”.
4) Legs: As you faithful readers know my favorite part of the female anatomy. And this woman’s loins certainly make the grade. Long, shapely and finely toned. I close my eyes and picture those appendages wrapped around my head…Yee-Hah! Rating: “A++”.
Overall Toejam rating: “A”.
The only thing I see as detracting is apparently the faux tan. Out of a bottle I bet.
OK. Time to get to wrapping the presents. Got a big red bow(ner) for DDP and a couple of bottles of Ripple (vintage April) for Denny. Yup I go all out for my internet pals.
Hope all of you have a very Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and dozens of more years of Duck Dynasty!
This artificially enhanced boobage is entertaining, but I think what this country needs is a website that specializes in free-range, organically grown boobage.
lovely in every way
That little bit of white at the panty line has encouraged me to have some dirty old man thoughts. Oh yes, nice boobage to.
With her under the Christmas tree who can’t help but became a dirty old man.
I think I may not stand a chance with this one. Toejam loves thighs like that. And her aureola/nipple ratio seems promising for Toejam’s standards. Also…check out that camel toe area. Merry Xmas everyone…it’s been a good ride!
~XxxOoo
She’s a total package. The boobs, legs and face are all very attractive. Good choice for this festive time of year.
Greetings fellow elves. I’ve come to bring you a Toejam Rating on this winter solstice. Shortest fucking daylight hours in the year. Little light gives me less time to ogle babes on the streets.
I see, keeping with the season, we have a “Santa babe”. I believe this lady’s picture has been posted before but les’s jump on the sleigh and go for a ride. Giddy up Rudolph. Your red nose will lead the way.
1) Face: Lacks that “cutesy innocent” look. This is one hard babe. Judging from the hard stare she’s gotta charge $1,000 per night to deliver the packages. However, her face does have a certain appeal. It’s sculpted well and blemish free. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: I’ll be kind in keeping with the birth of that Puerto Rican kid; Jesus and lay off the aureoles. Yea, those chest ornaments are pretty nice. No sigh of alterations. Just the “real-deal” milk sacs. Full of that vitamin rich creamy liquid just waiting to be sucked out. Rating” “A”.
3) Torso: Very nice. This lady does some serious workouts. Sit-ups by the score have sculpted her abdomen into a flat appealing playground. Put a net in the middle of that tummy and try to smack your balls over it. Rating”A”.
4) Legs: As you faithful readers know my favorite part of the female anatomy. And this woman’s loins certainly make the grade. Long, shapely and finely toned. I close my eyes and picture those appendages wrapped around my head…Yee-Hah! Rating: “A++”.
Overall Toejam rating: “A”.
The only thing I see as detracting is apparently the faux tan. Out of a bottle I bet.
OK. Time to get to wrapping the presents. Got a big red bow(ner) for DDP and a couple of bottles of Ripple (vintage April) for Denny. Yup I go all out for my internet pals.
Hope all of you have a very Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and dozens of more years of Duck Dynasty!
Awww Toejam~
I can’t wait to unwrap your package!
~XxxOoo
Great boobage, but her high point is that wonderful little innire tummy button. It looks delicious.
This artificially enhanced boobage is entertaining, but I think what this country needs is a website that specializes in free-range, organically grown boobage.
So much photoshop she might as well be CGI.