5 HO’s in a row, not a blonde in sight and Toejam is tired so rather than rate them individually we’ll go for a scale rating. 1 being the best and 5 being lower than a 6 month old Hudson River white fish.
OK, we’ll take it from left to right:
#5 = position #5: Boobage too big, aureoles just right however, from her facial expression I doubt she graduated 8th grade. Besides, her gams are covered up, probably to hide varicose veins the size of a fire hose.
#4 = position #2: UGH, aureole monsters on such a nice pair of mammaries. Gams also hidden, but the glimpse of a high thigh indicates possibilities.
#3 = Position #1: She got saggy boobage. Another enlargement gone wrong. Shoulda went to Dr. Finkelstein ma’am. Candy cane stripped stockings? Hell, they went out with the closing of the Peppermint Lounge located in NYC at 128 West 45th Street. My friends and I use to go there in the early 60’s and did the “twist” with some fine local talent. Poor choice ma’am. Shoulda went for black mesh hose.
#2 = position # 3: We’re getting up there. Boobage excellent, nice “come hither” look and teeny bikini panties almost launched this lass into #1 rating. However, the candy stripped stocking knocked her down a peg. I’d knock her up with my peg but I have a date with my beloved DDP. Now she’s #1 on my personal rating parade.
#1 position #4: Yowsir, fantastic exposed thighs, pert natural boobs and a stare that only indicates ONE thing: “Let’s get naked and go round the world”. Yup she’s gets the Toejam Christmas award. A free weekend’s stay at Toejam’s pleasure palace all expenses included. Be prepared for 48 hours of the finest carnal pleasure you’ve ever experienced. I’ll wear your clit raw and suck your nipples to the length of a yard stick. I’ll even throw in a DVD of our exotic journey into the Twilight Zone.
In any event, it’s been a very long week and I need my rest for the upcuming event so in case I don’t get a chance have a Happy New Year and don’t forget to sign up for Obamacare.
Please take Toejam to the Dr. He must have a fever. Wow he actually likes girls with D cups. Or maybe Toejam has been replaced by a clone, 1 and 4 are the hottest but they are all cute and all have man sized toys to play with.
Sadly the wonderful creature in the middle has hers too far apart to assist me in attempting suicide by suffocation, but the other four will do nicely.
10 real boobs! All lovely, but the one on the far left makes my tongue hard.
That’s fine Tom, because I want the girl in the middle. Hot!!
First one and fourth one, BUT they are all smoking.
I like CandyCanes!!!!!!!
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. What have we got here?
5 HO’s in a row, not a blonde in sight and Toejam is tired so rather than rate them individually we’ll go for a scale rating. 1 being the best and 5 being lower than a 6 month old Hudson River white fish.
OK, we’ll take it from left to right:
#5 = position #5: Boobage too big, aureoles just right however, from her facial expression I doubt she graduated 8th grade. Besides, her gams are covered up, probably to hide varicose veins the size of a fire hose.
#4 = position #2: UGH, aureole monsters on such a nice pair of mammaries. Gams also hidden, but the glimpse of a high thigh indicates possibilities.
#3 = Position #1: She got saggy boobage. Another enlargement gone wrong. Shoulda went to Dr. Finkelstein ma’am. Candy cane stripped stockings? Hell, they went out with the closing of the Peppermint Lounge located in NYC at 128 West 45th Street. My friends and I use to go there in the early 60’s and did the “twist” with some fine local talent. Poor choice ma’am. Shoulda went for black mesh hose.
#2 = position # 3: We’re getting up there. Boobage excellent, nice “come hither” look and teeny bikini panties almost launched this lass into #1 rating. However, the candy stripped stocking knocked her down a peg. I’d knock her up with my peg but I have a date with my beloved DDP. Now she’s #1 on my personal rating parade.
#1 position #4: Yowsir, fantastic exposed thighs, pert natural boobs and a stare that only indicates ONE thing: “Let’s get naked and go round the world”. Yup she’s gets the Toejam Christmas award. A free weekend’s stay at Toejam’s pleasure palace all expenses included. Be prepared for 48 hours of the finest carnal pleasure you’ve ever experienced. I’ll wear your clit raw and suck your nipples to the length of a yard stick. I’ll even throw in a DVD of our exotic journey into the Twilight Zone.
In any event, it’s been a very long week and I need my rest for the upcuming event so in case I don’t get a chance have a Happy New Year and don’t forget to sign up for Obamacare.
I like all of them . Thanks for a wonderful year of boobage
Please take Toejam to the Dr. He must have a fever. Wow he actually likes girls with D cups. Or maybe Toejam has been replaced by a clone, 1 and 4 are the hottest but they are all cute and all have man sized toys to play with.
Doug,
I’m a committed, passionate leg man. You know the long lean appendages a woman walks with and squeezes your head with till you scream.
Boobs are an unnecessary accessory as far as I’m concerned. So the smaller the better.
Besides, Being concerned about the woman’s health as she matures I happen to know that big boobs eventually cause a woman to walk stooping over.
Sadly the wonderful creature in the middle has hers too far apart to assist me in attempting suicide by suffocation, but the other four will do nicely.
I get the one second from the left! Y’all get the leftovers.