Do y’all miss summer yet? Ask the people on the Great Plains what they think about global warming. Here in Atlanta we just had the coldest Thanksgiving since 1911. So, Randy sent me a memory of summer. He claims that Toejam will like her. We’ll see.
Click on image to enlarge.
Toejam: I’ll be here if you need me.
~XxxOoo
Other than being white as Casper, that there is a pretty nice rack.
I king of like what I see standing behind her better wish we could pan up. I do not think Toe jam is going to be too pleased but I have been wrong on a numerous occasions
Time for a freckle hunt.
Denny, I thought this looked too familiar, not that I could be distracted, but did you notice the can cooler is from Party Cove at the Lake of the Ozarks?
I’ll be damned! It is! Where is Party Cove? Is it on the Gravois arm? When I had my cabin down there my cabin was on the Niangua arm of the Lake that was about 30 miles from Bagnell Dam. I drive through there every year and I’m amazed at how much it has grown. The gravel road down to my cove is now paved. The marina where I put my boat in, not very far from the Highway 54 bridge over the Niangua, is now all condos.
I quit going to the Lake in the late 70’s after my best friend got married and we had a falling out. One of my IBM buddies bought a boat and we would go down to Lake Norfork instead. It was a further drive, but that lake had a lot less boaters on it and was nice and clear. He used to teach scuba diving and he took some of his classes down there for checkout dives. My friend Cliff’s wife’s parents have a house at Lake of the Ozarks and she told me that often the Lake of the Ozarks has a very high fecal count prolly from septic tank seepage.
I remember going to the Lake at least twice a summer growing up. We used to stay at Lake of the Ozarks State Park, but then my dad found a place near Tantara where we could pitch our tent right on the water’s edge. Speaking of Tantara, that’s where my wife and I went on our honeymoon.
I have a lot of fond memories of Lake of the Ozarks. When I had my boat and my cabin, I would go down there three weekends a month in the summer. I always skipped Memorial Day and Labor Day ’cause the Lake would be so crowded, even where I was, and the water would be rough and the skiing sucked. September was great since my part of the Lake was deserted then. I remember boating over to the Shooting Star Restaurant for breakfast,
Heck, Denny, even I’ve been to Party Cove on Lake of the Ozarks. Went there on Memorial Weekend to party with some guys my friends and I met in OKC on my 40th birthday. You would have loved all the boobs being flashed. It was okay, but I broke my toe getting into the boat one time. Good times.
Tina – I used to know the Lake, but don’t know where Party Cove is. Was it near the dam?
I don’t remember being near a dam, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t. I’ll have to check with my friend Carol, who I dragged with me when I first met you. She was there, too. I remember being about the 30th boat in the line we tied up to and there were probably 10 lines of boats. It was pretty wild. Boobs and beads everywhere.
I looked it up. It was real close to the Grand Glaize Bridge which is about halfway from Bagnell Dam to where my cabin used to be.
Freckle Hunt?? Hell Yeah!
And she’s on her knees!
Have no fear Toejam’s here. A little later than usual cause I made a fabulous discovery about 6:30 AM. When I awoke out of a sound sleep I found something other than my crumpled bedsheet in my hand and that delayed my visit to the Boobage site. Oh, the memories of my youth were instantly kindled by a brief erotic interlude. But I bore the readers no more and get on with today’s critique.
1) Face: I have a vested interest in redheads since I had a long term relationship with a freckled, flaming red-headed babe back in the 1980’s. Yes she was as red in the pubic area as on her saintly head. However, the woman in this photo looks a tad less red than the casual observer would believe. Henna dye works wonders in turning a listful, dull mop of light brown hair into the red we all lust over. Her face, if examined closely, belies her age. I bet she’s a shade over 35. MILF fer sure. But that doesn’t detract from her appearance. In fact like fine single malt Scotch whisky many “mature” woman taste sweeter. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: Again the age plays a big role in those sagging mammaries. Yea, they’re not that far south…….YET. But give ’em another 15 years and they’ll be bouncing off her knees. The aureoles are big. Not the usual Denny monsters, but much larger than necessary. Nice nipples however and that will raise the point score. Rating “B”.
3) Legs: I’m skipping right to the meat of today’s subject. Those luscious thighs are the creme de la creme of this lady’s anatomy. Smooth, firm and shapely. I’m certain they’d make great pillows to rest my head upon. Drool reflex just kicked in. Yea, those gams are keepers. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
In essence this lady is mediocre on top but score high on the TJ hit parade from the waist down. And she may not be a Julianne Moore redhead, but she’s close enough to cause a stirring, ever so lightly, in my loins. Now it’s off to do a little shopping for the ladies in my life. That’ll max out my credit card for sure. I’ll worry about buying my wife a super-size box of depends next week when my Social Security pay-out hits the bank.
TJ – Randy thought you would like this one. He didn’t think the aureoles were too big. He didn’t realize that anything bigger than a man’s is too big for you. You must have had a bad episode with a woman with woman sized aureoles some time in the past.
Any aureole bigger than a dime is the creation of the devil!
Toejam, how could you rate her age 65-70% high?
She’s 25 @ max.
And begging me to step closer…..
Hey….didn’t you get the memo. It’s no longer “global warming”, it’s “climate change”. Which can be used to explain everything.
She doesn’t look all that happy for someone who’s just had her boobs liberated from bondage.