So my friend Pres posed the question: Have you ever wondered what women actually
do when they go to the ladies room together??
And then, he sends me the answer.
Click on image and wait.
Figgered I’d start the year off right. You’re welcome.
So my friend Pres posed the question: Have you ever wondered what women actually
do when they go to the ladies room together??
And then, he sends me the answer.
Click on image and wait.
Figgered I’d start the year off right. You’re welcome.
hot damm……
by the way, first?????
Excellent! That answers so many questions.
I can hardly wait for Toejam’s review of this one.
Wait no longer pilgrim.
That’s enough to cause global warming.
Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby)
Twist and shout (Twist and shout)
C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now (Come on baby)
Come on and work it on out (Work that homogenized, heavy cream on out)
Jesus-H-Christ what do we have here? A bunch of Dairy Maid milk maids demonstrating for a $15 an hour minimum wage? Betcha they only know how to produce vanilla shakes. On second thought I don’t want to know how they make chocolate ones.
Ok we’ll have to go for the “one at a time” rating system. Starting from the left and #1 being the best breast to #4 being the cow.
1) This little honey has the finest and smallest aureoles but she only take the #2 slot because her pea-brain decided to ruin that fine boobage by having some stoned tattoo artist put a tramp stamp under the Starboard mammary.
2) Fair boobage, but aureoles the size of Silver dollars and a puss that could make Big Ben go into a counter-clockwise mode put her in the #3 position.
3) She kinda comes in on an even rating with #2, but I had to use my aureole calipers and her’s are a millimeter bigger. However, her face is definitely a better sample than the previous lady. Sorry honey you are in #4 position. Call me later for a personal face to boob meeting and we’ll see if I reconsider.
4) And the #1 rated maiden. Why you ask? Blonde, although out of a gallon bottle, is my weakness. However, her boobage ratio to aureole size is perfect. That’s based on the Toejam hyposisis of mass to matter in the form of hooter math. Yup, although DDP has her beat tits down this beauty wins the award for today’s boobage display.
Now if we could only see their fine legs the entire rating system might have to be scrapped.
Can linger any longer my laundry awaits in the dryer and the temperature’s a balmy 16 degrees so I need to get my polar bear skivies out and pull ’em on.
Toodles for today.
Off we go into the wonderful world of the female body.
Keep the end ones, send the middle two home. (#2, saggy; #3, bolt-ons)
Late to the party, but – gob stoppers they all be.
Fucking awesome!
The cutie on the left needs some more attention
The others a also fine as well. It may take further investigation.
1 is very pretty, 2 is a D cup all natural, 3 Fake as hell and ugly breast and 4 was a C cup and a Dr. enlarged her to a D cup.