The following was sent to me by many readers:
Fiftieth birthday must be really hard for The Mooch. Imagine reaching the day when your age, your IQ, and your hip size are all the same number.
I expect to get a nasty email from a geezer in British Columbia who gets irate when I “cowardly” make fun of black racists like Moochelle and Oprah. Here’s more.
Didja know that Playboy has offered Sarah Palin a million dollars to appear in a nude photo shoot? Not to be undone, National Geographic offered Moochelle $50 to appear in a nude photo shoot in their magazine.
That will prolly cause the liberal Canadian old fart to spit out his false teeth and send me more fan mail.
Now that right there is reason #1 out of 100 reasons to cancel your subscription to National Geographic.
Her butt is so big she wouldn’t fit on the standard fold-out pages so NG had to put her on a separate folding map instead.
I hear she accepted the $50.
I thought the First Wookie that had to pay Nat’l Geographic $50 so she could pose nude.
A liberal Canadian old fart? Warren Kinsella only spits out his dentures when he’s sucking on donkey dicks…
Denny, I hate to tell you, that happened thirty years ago. her IQ, age, and hip size were the same, 20. 20 decimeters that is.
It is a rare woman who looks as good at fifty as she did at twenty. Yup, she was fugly enough to make a freight train take a gravel road even back then.
The worst of it is that she is ugly on the inside too.
She looks like she does from all the fellatio she has had to do on Barry to keep him happy.
I bet its FUN spending all those dumb old white ignorant crackas’ money… Wish I could do it like Mooch does, too…
Roger nailed it !
Err…. let me rephrase that ….
I understand Obama wanted to take her on a trip to Kenya to visit his relatives for her birthday but she was afraid to go because of her fear of cannibals……Obama said don`t worry, your ass is too big to fit in the village cooking pot!