I saw a couple of Key birds yesterday. You can always tell them from their bird call, “Key, key, key, keyrist it’s cold!”
And then, there’s the Ohno bird. It’s a bird with two inch legs and three inch testicles and every time it comes in for a landing it cries, “Oh! No!”
Very different from the clang bird, I would say.
The giraffe is the only animal on the planet that can go anywhere and state that the hi-balls are on me!
Then there’s the mileormore bird. When it farts, you can hear it for a mile or more.
We called them kiki birds when I was in college.
Slightly off topic, but if you ever have the chance, go and watch the PBS Nova documentary on the rescue of an abandoned B-29 named “Kee Bird”
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/military/b29-frozen.html
If anyone has seen it, please don’t give away the end !!!
Lets not forget the poor OUCH! bird, which lays square eggs.