From Richard.
Smitty was a heating and cooling technician. His assistant was a small chimpanzee he had trained to do all the duct work. The chimp had no fear of heights or confined spaces, and besides, he didn’t have to be paid.
One day, Smitty got a call from a customer who said his air conditioner had broken down. Smitty went over and discovered some defective ducting. The customer asked if it would be hard to fix.
“No problem,” replied Smitty, “I have a little duct ape that will take care of it!”
snow too cold on your Noggin there Denny?????
this one ranks as one of the worst
Gave me a grin.
Zoombaya! It’s quite an ape-pealing tail. Alas, there could be a split of opinions. Monkey see as Monkey do. Some people always carry a chimp on their shoulders. They might go banana and form an Apes of Wrath Committee to defend a poor chimp-zipping holes all by himself. Not me! I would plug this pun as the ape-x of them all. Denny didn’t monkey around and slipped a very good one tonight. Let’s drink to the chimp in all of us!
You know, Claudia, I sometimes think that Denny’s puns are pretty sad but I always look forward to your comments. You do so much better with ESL than I would tryin’ to speak Frog that it really makes me appreciate you all that much more.
You will not be allowed to stop commenting here. That’s an order!
Duct Ape?
Hummmm, That reminds me Obama’s press secretary Jay Carney is growing ape hair on his face.
He will look like the south end of a northbound donkey.
🙂 Great description JeremyR.