It’s bloody cold outside! It’s colder today in Atlanta than it is in Denver. Oh. That’s right. Unseasonably cold weather is evidence of global warming.

Thanks to George for the graphic.

North Dakota Weather Report. Also from George and Ron, who’s freezing on the Gulf Coast.

Ron sent me this one.

Toejam sent me this one.

Karl U sent me a Thunder Rodent Thighs 2016 campaign poster.

If the Stupid Party were smart (What am I saying?), they would hammer TRT about Benghazi. Both she and Obngler have blood on their hands, but they’ll get away with it partially because of a very complicit LSM, which is the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party.

I’m in the middle of the last Tom Clancy novel and there was a Benghazi type situation going on in the Crimea. President Jack Ryan didn’t go to bed early and fly off to a fund raiser, he did everything in his power to rescue the people in that situation.

Also, in the same novel, there is a Russian media babe who treats the Russian leader pretty much like the US media treats Obumbler and the Dinocrats.

Here’s a little thought experiment. Imagine how the LSM would have covered Bengahzi and the congressional hearings if Bush were president and Congress was controlled by the Dimocrats. Here, I’ll give you an example of what would happen. Watergate. Benghazi was far worse than Watergate. No one died in Watergate. I often wonder how members of the LSM can look at themselves in the mirror in the morning. The only time they really do their jobs is when Republicans are in power. They are not journalists, they are propagandists. When this country eventually descends into a socialist dictatorship, one of the reasons will be the failure of members of the LSM to do their jobs.

Karl U. sent me this one. I’ve heard it before, but don’t think I’ve ever used it.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, (more…)

Here’s Leo Kottke showing off playing a 12 string guitar.

So my friend Pres posed the question: Have you ever wondered what women actually
do when they go to the ladies room together??

And then, he sends me the answer. (more…)

I’m gonna give it to the looney tune Australian Professor Chris Turney who led the expedition to Antarctica to prove there is no sea ice, getting stuck in sea ice. He and his group of AGW true believers had to be evacuated from the ship they were on by helicopter. And then, true to form, he doubled down on his idiocy by saying the reason they got stuck in the sea ice, in the summer was because of global warming. Remember, to these booger eatin’ moh-rons global warming causes everything. Droughts? Global warming. Floods? Global warming. More storms? Global warming. Less storms? Global warming. The Chinese who rescued these assholes should send them a bill.

I’ll just give Professor Chris Turney the coveted AOTW Award.

Saw this story at Gateway Pundit.

PORTLAND, Ore. (CBS Seattle/AP) — One Oregon mother says that she is unable to afford health insurance for her and her 18-month-old son because it’s too expensive.

How can that be? Obungler promised that premiums would go down $2500. The Obamessiah wouldn’t lie to us would he?

The woman — who wishes to remain anonymous

Because she’s a booger eatin’ moh-ron

— tells KOIN-TV that she originally championed President Barack Obama’s signature health care law because she thought it would help people in her situation.

And what situation might that be?

“I’ve been a cheerleader for the Affordable Care Act since I heard about it and I assumed that it was designed for people in my situation,” she told KOIN. “I was planning on using the Affordable Care Act and I had done the online calculator in advance to make sure I was going to be able to afford it.”

A previous version of this story said that she was a freelance yoga instructor. They took that out of this version for some reason.

Her husband works for a non-profit organization that pays for his health care, but the couple is unable to afford to have her and their son covered under his plan. And she’s been told their combined income is too much to qualify for a subsidized health care plan under Cover Oregon.

“It wasn’t until I started the process and got an agent that I started hearing from them I wasn’t going to qualify for subsidies because I qualify on my husband’s insurance,” she told KOIN.

Poor baby!

The woman is hoping things work out but she doesn’t know if she will have health care for her and her son.

“I guess I’m hoping that I will find out there’s a way around this, but I don’t know yet,” she told KOIN.

Elections have consequences. By the way, I wonder if Peggy Joseph has health insurance? Or a house? Or a car? Or even a job? I wish someone would look her up and find out how’s she is doing.

Ron sent me this one.

Click on image to enlarge.

And didja hear that A&E is gonna give BJ and Thunder Rodent Thighs their own reality shows? BJ’s will be called Dick Dynasty and TRT’s will be called Dyke Dynasty.