Still More Irony

Heironymus sent me a good article on the libs going to Antarctica to prove global warming.

You can tell and TELL liberals that shooting themselves in the foot isn’t a good idea but do they LISTEN???

Nope.

Over and over again they seem hell bent on PROVING that a liberal can be led to knowledge but you can’t make them learn.

They accuse conservatives of not believing in science but they don’t either. Vaccines do not cause autism and there is no man-made global warming.

Case in point…

For a week now, a gaggle of 74 liberal idiots have been stranded…On a ship…

STUCK in the ANTARCTIC ICE…

Waiting for rescue.

Why are they there???

I think we know the answer to that one.

TO RESEARCH…GLOBAL WARMING of course!!!!!

They just had to SEE for themselves the effects of the MELTING POLAR ICE CAP.

Oh…

We TOLD them they were mistaken.

We TOLD them that global warming was a farce.

WE TOLD THEM THEY WERE FULL OF CRAP…THE ICE WASN’T MELTING…THERE WAS NO MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING AND THAT…IN FACT…THERE WAS MORE POLAR ICE NOW THAN THERE HAD BEEN IN A CENTURY but…

They just had to go down there and prove US wrong.

And how did that work out?

Well…

There they are…A boatload of morons..Stuck in the ice with their provisions running low, waiting for somebody else to come to their rescue.

First, it was the Chinese icebreaker Xue Long or Snow Dragon, who tried to reach the Russian flagged ship of fools but, upon getting just 6 miles from the global warming idiots…They had to turn back due to the UNUSUALLY THICK ICE.

The FRENCH were going to give it a shot but…Turned back long before ever getting NEAR the stranded numb-nuts because they decided THEY couldn’t do any more than the Chinese.

Then, from Australia, Aurora Australis was trying to get closer but…THEY were battling the coldest environment on earth and had to turn back DUE TO THE EXTREME ICE AND A BLINDING BLIZZARD.

And, wait for it.

What makes this all the more funny is that…Right now…Down in Antarctica…

IT’S SUMMER!!!!!

Here’s the pure GENIUS of all of this…

These global warming buffoons went down there to UPDATE scientific measurements made by the an Australian expedition led by Douglas Mawson back in 1911.

It was cold and icy in 1911 and…IT’S STILL COLD AND ICY TODAY!!!

Read the rest at the link.

More Irony

Rrddbb sent me this about the global warming tools who got stuck in the ice in Antartica.

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And as one of my commenters said, it will be a helicopter powered by evil fossil fuels that will save them. The only thing that would have made this better was if Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW was on the ship.

Keep in mind that it is summer in the Southern Hemisphere.

Thomas the Tout in the comments in the first post about these dickwads.

The expedition seems to be the brain-child (!) of an Aust. academic (Prof Chris Turley) who decided it was one way to promote the fight against global-warming.

Now it seems that the people on the stranded ship will be evacuated by helicopter to another ship. Think of the time, resources and fuel being used by that mob!

An interesting aspect is the reaction from greeny types to anyone who takes any glee from this predicament – do a web search for Andrew Bolt’s blog for some of the comments.

Hope the ice gets thicker and the visibility stays minimal.

Just remember, when we use episodes like this to point out the fallacy of global warming they call it anecdotal evidence. On the other hand, when there is an episode of warm weather, it “proves” global warming exists. Here’s an example. I got an email from some old dude in Canada today who said that some unseasonably warm weather in New York proved global warming, but this event in Antarctica didn’t. This year we had the coldest Thanksgiving in Atlanta since 1911, but to the AGW crowd this was simply “anecdotal evidence” and doesn’t prove anything. On the contrary, it “proves” global warming. Remember, to this crowd, everything proves global warming. AGW is a religion and these idiots lap it up.

Me too. We need to worry more about global cooling than we do about global warming.

Happy New Year

The earth has made another revolution around the sun, I’ve survived another year with no injuries. No strokes. No subdural hematomas, altho’ I may take care of that in a couple of weeks when I’m skiing at Snowmass in Colorado.

I want to thank all of my readers who read my stuff and all of the commenters who comment here. I also want to thank all of you who send me stories to post about and all of you who send me boobage, puns, and uninformed voter jokes. You make writing this blog easier for me. Even some of the hate mail is funny. I have some aging liberal wacko in Canada (not you Claudia) who emails me now and then to “correct” me on sumpin’ he claims I have wrong. I feel sorry for him. Alzheimer’s disease is a sad way to go. Thankfully for him, he emails me rather than commenting on the blog where some of my regulars would tear him up and ridicule him.

I’m looking forward to another year of Claudia demonstrating her mastery of English, her second language, with her contributions to the Monday Puns. Her puns are almost always better than the puns I post.

I’m also looking forward to another year of Ron’s writings and, yes, Toejam’s boobage critiques. I don’t understand his obsession with man nipples. Maybe his ex-wife has big aureoles.

Outside of our country being in decline, Obungler and the Dimocrats trying to destroy the best healthcare in the world (if you don’t believe that, compare our cancer survival rates to other industrialized countries), and the increase of racial tensions (so much for Obumbler being the “post racial” president) it has been a good year in GOC Land. For a crip, I’m in relatively good health. My sister’s cancer is being held in check. The rest of my family is doing OK. I did lose one member of my generation in my family, the first one to go, but as Don Surber would say, “He lived his three score and ten.” Plus eight bonus years. There is still one surviving member of the previous generation and she is in good health. She will prolly outlive me.

Thanks to all of you for a great year for my blog. It’s still fun to write.