OH YEA! LOCK AND LOAD! You have the LOCK on me lady and I’ve got the LOAD. I’m in her sights and she’s ready to pull my trigger. Beside check out the perfect sized bulls-eyes. I figure I could plant a 2 inch group of my patented paint-ball ammo dead center. And as a bonner……OOP’s, meant bonus, she’s a blonde and possibly a real one. But we’ll have to leave that to speculation.
Side Note: Denny continues to harass me about “man nips”. I dare him to post the picture I sent him of real “man nips”. Come on Denny do it.
I gotta ask our fellow commenters; “Would you rather suck on a pair of frisbee sized, bloated mammary caps or a couple of nice firm, sweet cherry sized and colored ones?”
Now we’re off to the possibility of a triple “A” rating. Imagine that a boobage hat trick. This babe’s got it all, including a nice hand gun. Anybody know the manufacturer and caliber?
1) Face: Outstanding. ma’am. Friggin outstanding. I’m in awe and that only usually happens when DDP enters our bedroom. Beautiful hair, clear fresh skin and the piercing eyes of an eagle. Rating: “A+++”.
2) Boobage: Triple friggin outstanding. Perfect size, shape and muscular control. Note the left breast has been lowered to allow for better sight alignment. That takes talent. Real talent. As a long time member of the NRA and rabid gun owner I approve of her stance and her control. Rating: “A++++”.
3) Torso: Drooling with my tongue hanging out. OH, WOW. What an “innie”. I could use it for a well accodating landing zone for my pocket rocket. Firm, fully packed, flawless flesh and perfect pelvic girdle flare. “PANT, PANT. PANT.” Rating: “A+++”.
Over all Toejam rating: “A+++”. Almost 4 star.
However, don’t worry DDP. You’re definitely my ONLY 5 star lady on the beautiful lady hit parade. You score 5 stars in every catagory and I score any chance I can get.
Yup, Denny has done good this time. Except for his disparaging her very fine aureoles and erect nipples.
Now THIS is “Gun Control” you boobs!
First sign your date has gone horribly wrong…
Where did you say that gun club was?
Denny, thanks –
Those are large without clicking on image!
Only took me 10 minutes to find the gun hidden in the picture.
A gun! I’ll have to go back again and look! Thanks.
Trick question, No gun in this picture.
OH YEA! LOCK AND LOAD! You have the LOCK on me lady and I’ve got the LOAD. I’m in her sights and she’s ready to pull my trigger. Beside check out the perfect sized bulls-eyes. I figure I could plant a 2 inch group of my patented paint-ball ammo dead center. And as a bonner……OOP’s, meant bonus, she’s a blonde and possibly a real one. But we’ll have to leave that to speculation.
Side Note: Denny continues to harass me about “man nips”. I dare him to post the picture I sent him of real “man nips”. Come on Denny do it.
I gotta ask our fellow commenters; “Would you rather suck on a pair of frisbee sized, bloated mammary caps or a couple of nice firm, sweet cherry sized and colored ones?”
Now we’re off to the possibility of a triple “A” rating. Imagine that a boobage hat trick. This babe’s got it all, including a nice hand gun. Anybody know the manufacturer and caliber?
1) Face: Outstanding. ma’am. Friggin outstanding. I’m in awe and that only usually happens when DDP enters our bedroom. Beautiful hair, clear fresh skin and the piercing eyes of an eagle. Rating: “A+++”.
2) Boobage: Triple friggin outstanding. Perfect size, shape and muscular control. Note the left breast has been lowered to allow for better sight alignment. That takes talent. Real talent. As a long time member of the NRA and rabid gun owner I approve of her stance and her control. Rating: “A++++”.
3) Torso: Drooling with my tongue hanging out. OH, WOW. What an “innie”. I could use it for a well accodating landing zone for my pocket rocket. Firm, fully packed, flawless flesh and perfect pelvic girdle flare. “PANT, PANT. PANT.” Rating: “A+++”.
Over all Toejam rating: “A+++”. Almost 4 star.
However, don’t worry DDP. You’re definitely my ONLY 5 star lady on the beautiful lady hit parade. You score 5 stars in every catagory and I score any chance I can get.
Yup, Denny has done good this time. Except for his disparaging her very fine aureoles and erect nipples.
Awww Toejam….
~XxxOoo
Is that a .40 or a .45?
Kinda reminds me of my exwife except the boobs are too big and the attitude is too small.
Where’s your ex live? I think I’d like to meet her.
TJ, my ex has a flat chest, and an attitude that would serve Moochell well. She is a man hater. Try Wichita Kansas.
OK, If you follow my ratings you know chest sizes don’t bother me. I go for long, shapely legs! 🙂
Wichita???? What’s the current temperature there. I have enough frequent flyer miles to cover the air fare.
I wonder if she likes dumb blonde jokes?
The gun is aimed over my right shoulder, but her eyes are on me. All four of them.
Am I the only one who noticed she must have a very stiff trigger spring? She has two fingers on the trigger.
You’re probably the only one who noticed she has hands…
My first wife.