Gotta make an abbreviated rating this AM. My Liberal, prude sister is staying with me till next Tuesday cause she wants to celebrate MLK day in a real Southern State in order to protest the South’s horrible treatment of our African-American brothers and sisters. Go figure. I often introduce her to strangers as: This is my sister. She’s an only child.
Anyhoo, here we go:
1) Face: Black hair doesn’t really impress me. I’m a blonde fan. The dumber the better since it’s easier to talk them out of their thongs. 🙂 However, she does have a very attractive face. Independence is writtten all over it and her feature are sharp and well designed. Rating: “A”.
2) Boobage: Slightly too large in the boobage department. Especially for her demure size. Aureoles are Denny’s payback for my excellent reviews. OK, Denny I’ll keep that in mind. Having said that her boobage is interesting. Nice shape and maybe the large size would be perfect for pillows. Rating: “B+”.
3) Torso. Fine, lean and firm. I have to say her mid-section is probably the most desirable part of her visible anatomy. Too bad her log, luscious, shapely gams aren’t in view. Rating: “A+”.
Overall Toejam rating: “A”.
DDP, my loins are on fire at the thought of you dancing naked on my King size bed. Come on over and after my Obama-living sister departs on Tuesday to attend a “Code-Pink” rally in California we can do whatever carnal capers you wish. I am at your command.
Here’s the thing with aureoles. They should be symmetrical with the boobage. The larger the boobs, the larger the aureoles. These are the perfect size for her boobage.
I still think your ex has large aureoles and that’s why you don’t like them and prefer man nips.
Maybe you should take your sister down to a black ghetto and let her get acquainted with some of our poor oppressed blacks. Better yet, drop her off in the Southside of Chicago or Atlanta. Even better, take her to East St. Louis about 14 miles away from where I’m staying tonight.
Yow, baby…….
a little bit a lot of times!!!!
Denny thanks – oops I forget to check to see if she has black hair! I’ll look again.
Gotta make an abbreviated rating this AM. My Liberal, prude sister is staying with me till next Tuesday cause she wants to celebrate MLK day in a real Southern State in order to protest the South’s horrible treatment of our African-American brothers and sisters. Go figure. I often introduce her to strangers as: This is my sister. She’s an only child.
Anyhoo, here we go:
1) Face: Black hair doesn’t really impress me. I’m a blonde fan. The dumber the better since it’s easier to talk them out of their thongs. 🙂 However, she does have a very attractive face. Independence is writtten all over it and her feature are sharp and well designed. Rating: “A”.
2) Boobage: Slightly too large in the boobage department. Especially for her demure size. Aureoles are Denny’s payback for my excellent reviews. OK, Denny I’ll keep that in mind. Having said that her boobage is interesting. Nice shape and maybe the large size would be perfect for pillows. Rating: “B+”.
3) Torso. Fine, lean and firm. I have to say her mid-section is probably the most desirable part of her visible anatomy. Too bad her log, luscious, shapely gams aren’t in view. Rating: “A+”.
Overall Toejam rating: “A”.
DDP, my loins are on fire at the thought of you dancing naked on my King size bed. Come on over and after my Obama-living sister departs on Tuesday to attend a “Code-Pink” rally in California we can do whatever carnal capers you wish. I am at your command.
Aww Toejam…
…pillow fight!!
~XxxOoo
Here’s the thing with aureoles. They should be symmetrical with the boobage. The larger the boobs, the larger the aureoles. These are the perfect size for her boobage.
I still think your ex has large aureoles and that’s why you don’t like them and prefer man nips.
Maybe you should take your sister down to a black ghetto and let her get acquainted with some of our poor oppressed blacks. Better yet, drop her off in the Southside of Chicago or Atlanta. Even better, take her to East St. Louis about 14 miles away from where I’m staying tonight.
Dark haired beauty, Thanks Denny!
another piece of art well done
She has kind of an Obama/Mussolini pose going there. It works for her, though.
I’d get tired carrying around those things all day every day. Maybe they just get used to it. I hope they give her as much pleasure as they give us.
Precisely what boobs should be.
I think Denny won the internet on this one.
The only problem for me is that she needs a couple good steak dinners.
Like the man said, she could use some taters an’ gravy.
Nice boobs though.
Anybody know who she is?