Heironymus sent me a good article on the libs going to Antarctica to prove global warming.
You can tell and TELL liberals that shooting themselves in the foot isn’t a good idea but do they LISTEN???
Nope.
Over and over again they seem hell bent on PROVING that a liberal can be led to knowledge but you can’t make them learn.
They accuse conservatives of not believing in science but they don’t either. Vaccines do not cause autism and there is no man-made global warming.
Case in point…
For a week now, a gaggle of 74 liberal idiots have been stranded…On a ship…
STUCK in the ANTARCTIC ICE…
Waiting for rescue.
Why are they there???
I think we know the answer to that one.
TO RESEARCH…GLOBAL WARMING of course!!!!!
They just had to SEE for themselves the effects of the MELTING POLAR ICE CAP.
Oh…
We TOLD them they were mistaken.
We TOLD them that global warming was a farce.
WE TOLD THEM THEY WERE FULL OF CRAP…THE ICE WASN’T MELTING…THERE WAS NO MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING AND THAT…IN FACT…THERE WAS MORE POLAR ICE NOW THAN THERE HAD BEEN IN A CENTURY but…
They just had to go down there and prove US wrong.
And how did that work out?
Well…
There they are…A boatload of morons..Stuck in the ice with their provisions running low, waiting for somebody else to come to their rescue.
First, it was the Chinese icebreaker Xue Long or Snow Dragon, who tried to reach the Russian flagged ship of fools but, upon getting just 6 miles from the global warming idiots…They had to turn back due to the UNUSUALLY THICK ICE.
The FRENCH were going to give it a shot but…Turned back long before ever getting NEAR the stranded numb-nuts because they decided THEY couldn’t do any more than the Chinese.
Then, from Australia, Aurora Australis was trying to get closer but…THEY were battling the coldest environment on earth and had to turn back DUE TO THE EXTREME ICE AND A BLINDING BLIZZARD.
And, wait for it.
What makes this all the more funny is that…Right now…Down in Antarctica…
IT’S SUMMER!!!!!
Here’s the pure GENIUS of all of this…
These global warming buffoons went down there to UPDATE scientific measurements made by the an Australian expedition led by Douglas Mawson back in 1911.
It was cold and icy in 1911 and…IT’S STILL COLD AND ICY TODAY!!!
Read the rest at the link.
LMAO!! I love the smell of poetic justice in the morning.
Global warming, the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind.
If I was looking for global warming I would go somewhere closer to the equator, but that’s just me, I dunno.
Breitbart’s “Ballad of the Global Warming Titanic”, to the Gilligan’s Island tune:
Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
They traveled to Antarctica
Aboard a Russian ship
The chief was a global warming man
The skipper wasn’t so sure
But activists set sail that day
For a propaganda tour
The water started getting cold
The frozen ship was stuck
Their theories called for melting ice
But they were out of luck… yes, they were out of luck…
The ship ran aground on this block of unexpected ice
With embarrassment….
And skeptics too…
But we spend millions on a hoax
While movie stars
Professors and politicians
Give us contempt and bile
So this is the tale of climate change
It’s here for a long, long time
No matter how much their theories fail
Truth has an uphill climb
The government and Hollywood too
Will do their very best
To make us all uncomfortable
In our sustainable nest
No phone, no lights, no motor cars
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
As primitive as can be
The elites won’t join us though, my friends
They’re sure to live in style
While we give up our light bulbs
Recant your climate change denial!
I shared this article on facebook, and was informed by an illiberal ‘progressive’ that the fact that ice is there, sufficient to trap the “researchers” is proof that we humans have effed-up the climate to such a degree that there’s more ice there than we’ve seen in 100 years. A calving glacier blocked the escape route for what remaining ice exists there, doncha know? It’s why they changed the name from Anthropogenic Global Warming to Anthropogenic Climate Change. They could continue the narrative without having to concern themselves with all that inconvenient countervailing data.
I believe it, and now I’m off to purchase the Brooklyn Bridge which I am told is for sale at bargain basement prices, and I’m a-gonna move it to some beachfront property in Death Valley, which another guy is holding just for me.
They reported that they did not see a single Polar Bear on their trip. This was proof that Climate Change had decimated the Polar Bear population of the Antarctic sub continent. If you don’t understand the Idiocy of the above statement, go to Wikipedia and look up Polar Bear.
But, but, but the first snow in Egypt in 100 years is more proof of “climate change.”
You see, the climate around the world is “changing” so it has to be climate change.
Personally, I won’t live that long but mankind better get it’s act together and start preparing for another ice age.
Can this bullshit finally be put to bed?
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/367439/global-irony-deroy-murdock
“Al Gore, the high priest of AGW theory, has closed all of his Alliance for Climate Protection field offices, and laid off 90% of his staff. Contributions have all but dried up since 2008.”
Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/01/the_global_warming_tipping_point_is_near.html#ixzz2pLYo5nMm
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http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/01/the_global_warming_tipping_point_is_near.html
Willie – That warms the cockles of my heart. Looks like some of the suckers are finally getting wise to the scam. About 15 years ago he said that we would reach the “point of no return” in about ten years. As do most progtards, he kept moving the goalposts. I especially liked this quote from the article you linked.
Petard, hoisted upon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I heard that NASA is getting back into the climate change study , and will launch a manned probe to the sun to examine whether it may be responsible for the high temperatures. When asked if the ship would burn up as it neared the sun, NASA officials stated they had solved that problem as well, they would go at night.
It was reported today that it was colder in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada than it was at the north pole of Mars. The Mars Rover, Curiosity operating near the north pole on Mars recorded a temperature of -29 deg C. Meanwhile Winnipeg recorded -31 Deg C. If it climate change continues on its current path the NHL will be playing out doors, in August, in Guadalajara.
PS It is predicted to be colder yet in the coming days. For the record, -31 C is -23 F. That is nowhere near as cold as International Falls will be this evening.