For today we have an Olympics pun from Tom.
I thought you should know … some interesting history to share at an appropriate time for the Sochi games.
A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of magnificent naked males marching toward her and she exclaimed:
“Oh! Limp pricks!”
Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into ‘Olympics’.
And a visual bonus pun about the opening ceremony from Walt.
“limp pricks”?
At first I thought she was referring to the Democrat team.
Then I realized the “fudge packing” event wasn’t recognized by the Olympic committee.
Russia should be sooooo embarrassed at the big dud they made. Hey putin, how does it feel to be shown to be such a cheap, unthinking dud?
Just before the games opened I read that of the Fifty Billion Rubles spent on the preparations, Thirty Billion had gone to bribes and corruption. Vlad Putin and his pals had stolen it. Russia has become a full fledged Kleptocracy.
What the dick-ens was Russia thinking? The Bolt-cheviks were skating on very thin ice. They Putin too much hope in a limping organ-isation. If it doesn’t harden, it will never rise. And it will not know how to enter courses with others. The dick-otomy of all games is win some, luge some. Otherwise, it loses all (sex) appeal. And people get snowbored with it all. Hell poor Russia!
Claudia – We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy! We bow to your genius.
Amen, Denny. Amen!
All hail Claudia!