Roman sent me this one. My friend Jeanealla from North Dakota would call this a Norwegian joke.
Ole drove by Sven’s house and saw a sign that said “Boat For Sale” Interested, Ole stops but only sees and old pickup truck and a well used tractor. Ole says, “Sven, ware is da boat dats for sale? I only see a pickup and a tractor.” Sven says, “Ya …
… and dere boat for sale.”
Holy Wah! Is thick wit da Yooper humor.
Ole Moses! Sven had one hull of a problem in his raft-er. The sign was a bit unfathomable. But no reason for Ole to burst a blood vessel and sink Sven with rudder nonsense. Too much to do aboat nothing. All Ole needs is to tract-or pick up some latitude. And the full deck will be floating away tide-ly.
Denny, I’m sure you know it’s verboaten in Americato to pick up on a Norwegian or any race. You can sea that black and white truth hanging aboat everywhere.
Claudia – Actually Norwegians are OK. You can pick on any white race, white males. It’s blacks that are forbidden.
Reminds me of the one where the teacher in an Appalachian school asked her students to use an unusual word in a short story.
Finally she pointed to Elmer and said he had to use the word: Timbuktiu (North African city).
Elmer thought a while and then he said: Duh, Mah friend Tim and I were a-walking through the local forest and saw three purdy young women skinny-dipping in a pond. We got to talkin to the gals who were kinda frisky and finally the inevitable happened.
Lordy, I happened to be wupped out after plowing the North-Forty that morning so it wound up I could only “buck” one but “Tim-bucked-tiu”.
Well Norway isn’t that far from Mali.
Mark Twain said “What’s dumber that a dumb swede? A smart Norwegian!”.
Biorn, a Norwegian farmer went to a lawyer, “I want a divorce” The lawyer asks, “Do you have grounds?” “Ya Sure, I have 360 acres”. “No” says the lawyer “Do you have a case?” “NO I have a John Deere, what difference does it make” The lawyer is starting to become frustrated. “well, is she a nagger?” “No” says Biorn, “But she ran off with one! That’s why I want a divorce”.
Sounds to me, this Biorn chap is a sensible fellow.
Rog, ya left out half of it.
“Do you have grounds? Yes, I have 60 acres. I mean, do you have a case? No, I have a John Deere. No, I mean, do you have a grudge? Yes, its where I park the tractor…..