Monday Pun 2-3-2014

Ric emailed me that he has a condition that prevents him from retiring now. It’s called…
… A Pension Deficit Disorder.

Yeah. After five years of Obungler there’s a lot of that going on.

5 comments on “Monday Pun 2-3-2014

  1. I feel his pain.

    I opted for an “early retirement before the 2008 financial crash. One of the provisos was I would receive a reduced monthly pension for life but the amount was fixed and not subject to inflationary increases. So what i gross now is exactly what I grossed in 2002. That along with Social Security and a small IRA payout are yielding a ststic monthly amount.

    Guess I’ll have to cut my Bourbon intake to 1 bottle daily. 🙁

  2. Yeah, I’ve handled that Pension Deficit Disorder, but I’m at an awkward age; too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

  3. It’s very, very sad. I had a bypass once, and I understand all the symptoms. Your country missed a beat 5 years ago and took a dive. Cardiosharks have been preying and thumping on you ever since. Most people have become Gritty, Old and Crumpy. Nobody can run fast with rotten heart-eries. The “booger eatin’ moh-rons” are lost and just shuffling along, bringing all of you down. Sorry Toejam, but not even a bottle of Bourbon daily will help you. If you don’t get a savvy peacemaker soon, you will all be crashing down. Better pump it up, friends, if you want a monthly check up in your old age.

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