Plugs Is Brilliant

Toejam sent me this example.

After you finish laughing let me say, for home protection, both Kim du Toit and Jim SOTW told me a shotgun is the best weapon. I have a pump action shotgun loaded and ready, within arms reach, under my bed. Jim also told me that when the goblin hears the sound of racking a shell into the breech he’ll either take a crap in my house, or on my front porch as he’s making his exit.

6 comments on “Plugs Is Brilliant

  1. Or, if armed, he will shoot first. That’s why I leave mine in condition one, ready to go with the safety on. If you slide the safety off slowly it does not click. Remember, the first shot is a warning for the second intruder.

  2. Way back in 1981 an SOB broke into my house at 3:30 AM and I gave him one shell, 2 shot, from my 12 gauge. I caught him in the forehead and the police told me “you did the right thing son. The only story you want us to hear is your story”. I lived south of KCMO in the country.
    Today, I’d probably be cuffed up & hauled to jail.

  3. If Biden was ever confronted with an intruder, he’d probably piss his pants and suck his thumb in the corner. Biggest moron of the past 50 years.

    • You got that right. He makes Dan Quayle look like a rocket scientist. And then we have Obungler calling a Navy corpsman a corpse-man. Can you imagine the howls of laughter from the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party if a Republican had done that?

  4. Biden is full of crap (but we all knew that). I had an auto rifle and a pump-action 12-gauge and the rifle was easier to aim and shoot. The rifle was for target plinking and the shotty for protection. I agree with Denny; if the sound of chambering the shotgun doesn’t make the crim crap himself, the next sound from the shotgun sure will!

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