Let’s take a break from cold weather and pretend it’s summertime at the beach.
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Thanks to Greg.
Let’s take a break from cold weather and pretend it’s summertime at the beach.
Click on image to enlarge.
Thanks to Greg.
Now that’s a great set of boobs! Yum!
With those beautiful pair of life preservers, she will never drown.
Very sweet. I just wish the tide would go out.
“click to enlarge”…..aren’t they big enough already?
She will never have to worry about drowning.
Perfect set.
What’s those gigantic red things on her chest? Life preservers? For goodness sakes they big enough to save the entire crew of an aircraft carrier. I hope the sharks don’t spy them and just go for her crotch or they’ll choke on ’em.
Ok, ok so I don’t like humongous aureoles. Does that make me “racist”?
Alright let’s get on with the rating. I got wash cooking on the stove and a turkey in the washing machine. Damn that Bourbon was great on my granola. Yea, I haven’t shit in a week and need some fiber.
1) Face: Blonde is good. Real blonde is better. Her features are kinda nice. However, like last week’s contestant her downward stare gives her the appearance of a lady with low esteem. In a sense that’s good. Low esteem ladies will do ANYTHING to get a dude to like them. They’re not very independent babes who refuse to engage in what they term “un-natural sex”. Ya know like taking moustache rides or having their toes sucked clean. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: Or shall I say Silicon Valley foot hills. Fer God’s sake even Dolly Parton’s chest would shrink into oblivion compared to these manufactured sacks. By the way, speaking of Dolly the word is she ditched hubby and turned into a clam munching Lesbo. Anyone else hear that? Rating: “C-“.
3) Arms: Now these appendages aren’t too bad. She’s not a weight lifter fer sure, but they are moderately tones and look pretty good. If her legs follow suit we could have a fairly decent body after Doc Finkelstein shovels 8 pounds of mammary stuffing off her chest. Rating: “A”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B+”.
Don’t despair DDP. You are in my dreams nightly. And I arise (pun intended) with my pup tent erected. I’ve never, nor will I ever lay my eyes on a more perfect body. And your adult attitude toward sex makes me year to take your toes into my mouth and suck the nails till your crimson polish coats my tonsils.
Ok, gotta leave to with this sage advice: Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn. Unless you’re constipated and desperate.
Is this a photo shoot or did someone catch this lady peeing in the sea?
The photo was taken in the waters off Coronado, California
and being very patriotic
She’s giving a Navy SEAL a golden shower.
You’re right. I can see that she’s holding his head under water.
Another fine young woman. Thank you, Denny.
Yes, lets take a break from winter. I am warmed up already. I just wish the tide would go out and we could see the rest of her.