Yup, I’m responsible for this lady’s appearance on the Saturday boobage hit parade. There were a couple of reasons I nominated her for the honor. Firstly, despite the fact I not enamored with raven-haired lasses I knew Denny would fall in love at first glance. I figured it was time to pay back Denny for the eons of boobage he’s posted over the years. Secondly, I wanted to see more of a vixen than from the navel up. Yup those pins she’s a-sportin are second only to DDP’s gorgeous gams. Long, lean and mean. Of course her boobs have undergone the Dr. Finkelstein first-class treatment. How else would a poor Italian girl from the slums of Naples (Yea, I know all of Naples is a slum) with a chest as flat as a ping pong paddle make it in the big time Boobage industry?
OK, now that I have explained my reasons for embracing this olive-skinned beauty (I’m only saying that figuratively, DDP) let’s get on with the show.
1) Face: Although her hair is as black as coal it highlights her fine Southern Italian sun pigmented skin and the sea-breeze whipping her hair heightens the Testosterone high one gets from imagining her hair spread across his pillow. Or in the LGBT community her pillow. I had to toss that in or face the wrath of all the Libtards who have migrated to the lovely State of North Carolina from New York and New Jersey. Now back to her “bel viso”. Wonderful, sharp features accent her face. Don’t let that stern look fool you. She’s probably having her period and all you married dudes know how that is. Rating: “A”.
2) Boobage: Ok, already so her breasts have been slightly augmented. But their standing as erect as the Roman obelisk standing in Garibaldi square, Cortona. Let me tell you, I’ve been there, seen them and it’s an amazing sight. By the way I must mention her aureoles are in perfect symmetry with those luscious mammary mounds. Finished off by a skin tone that only can be described at well aged Italian Fontina Cheese directly from the cows located in the Valle d’Aosta. Magnifico, senora. Rating: “A+”.
3) Torso: Tight as the skin on a snare drum with the very same patina like hue which coats the magnificent statue of David in the Vatican. Her flaring hips and pelvic girdle are just begging to embrace the multiple fetuses she will bear in years to come. The perfect bambino factory. But in the meantime enjoy the sensual steppe like vista. Rating: “A+”.
4) Legs: I’m shivering all over since these long limbs are my favorite parts of the female anatomy. Lush, well tanned thighs and curvaceous calves are a sight to behold and, if you get “fortunato” wrapped around your head. Yeow, these pins are those of a Roman Goddess. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+”………..just a thin pizza crust away from the double + rating.
DDP, I’m all worked up right now. I know we’re a couple of thousand miles apart at the moment but could you give me a call and we can engage in some sorted, earthy phone sex. You can describe what you’re doing with that banana soaked in virgin olive oil and I’ll explain the delights of a well shaken liver filled sock…….between moans of course. Use the speed-dial honey, ASAP!
Why would Toejam care where divinely sculpted David might reside? Apart from beautiful boobs, the only glorious appendage Toejam loves to look at and to describe to us is not a cold marble, on a public square, but his very own living one.
You have a great talent, Toejam. And I’m convinced that Michelangelo would have loved to paint the scenes you portray with so much warmth, on the GOC blog.
It looks like I have more than a few competitors for your attention this Valentine’s weekend.
But you know where to find me….
XxxOoo~
Claudia,
What are you doing looking at naked women for.
Shame on you….
Or,
Is your alter-ego DDP?
Perfect symmetry? I agree that the artificial symmetry is alright… but the aim is off! Her left nipple is looking directly and respectfully at you, but the right is staring at the floor! Kudos to the Dr for the enhancement, but bad form on the attention to detail
TJ, them airy-oles are big as hubcaps. Your eyes must be goin’ bad.
WOW A Real beauty.
I think that I’m going to visit the ocean tomorrow and see if I can find one of those for myself. Momma has to understand bringing one of those home.
Molta Bella. Bellisima.
Fake titties and huge nipples. What’s up with that TJ? Nonetheless, she’s a looker.
Yup, I’m responsible for this lady’s appearance on the Saturday boobage hit parade. There were a couple of reasons I nominated her for the honor. Firstly, despite the fact I not enamored with raven-haired lasses I knew Denny would fall in love at first glance. I figured it was time to pay back Denny for the eons of boobage he’s posted over the years. Secondly, I wanted to see more of a vixen than from the navel up. Yup those pins she’s a-sportin are second only to DDP’s gorgeous gams. Long, lean and mean. Of course her boobs have undergone the Dr. Finkelstein first-class treatment. How else would a poor Italian girl from the slums of Naples (Yea, I know all of Naples is a slum) with a chest as flat as a ping pong paddle make it in the big time Boobage industry?
OK, now that I have explained my reasons for embracing this olive-skinned beauty (I’m only saying that figuratively, DDP) let’s get on with the show.
1) Face: Although her hair is as black as coal it highlights her fine Southern Italian sun pigmented skin and the sea-breeze whipping her hair heightens the Testosterone high one gets from imagining her hair spread across his pillow. Or in the LGBT community her pillow. I had to toss that in or face the wrath of all the Libtards who have migrated to the lovely State of North Carolina from New York and New Jersey. Now back to her “bel viso”. Wonderful, sharp features accent her face. Don’t let that stern look fool you. She’s probably having her period and all you married dudes know how that is. Rating: “A”.
2) Boobage: Ok, already so her breasts have been slightly augmented. But their standing as erect as the Roman obelisk standing in Garibaldi square, Cortona. Let me tell you, I’ve been there, seen them and it’s an amazing sight. By the way I must mention her aureoles are in perfect symmetry with those luscious mammary mounds. Finished off by a skin tone that only can be described at well aged Italian Fontina Cheese directly from the cows located in the Valle d’Aosta. Magnifico, senora. Rating: “A+”.
3) Torso: Tight as the skin on a snare drum with the very same patina like hue which coats the magnificent statue of David in the Vatican. Her flaring hips and pelvic girdle are just begging to embrace the multiple fetuses she will bear in years to come. The perfect bambino factory. But in the meantime enjoy the sensual steppe like vista. Rating: “A+”.
4) Legs: I’m shivering all over since these long limbs are my favorite parts of the female anatomy. Lush, well tanned thighs and curvaceous calves are a sight to behold and, if you get “fortunato” wrapped around your head. Yeow, these pins are those of a Roman Goddess. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+”………..just a thin pizza crust away from the double + rating.
DDP, I’m all worked up right now. I know we’re a couple of thousand miles apart at the moment but could you give me a call and we can engage in some sorted, earthy phone sex. You can describe what you’re doing with that banana soaked in virgin olive oil and I’ll explain the delights of a well shaken liver filled sock…….between moans of course. Use the speed-dial honey, ASAP!
“the magnificent statue of David in the Vatican” The magnificent statue of David is in Florence, not the Vatican.
The question is:
Is the statue of David’s sister Florence in the Vatican?
By the way, David was carved out of marble which doen’t attain a patina……….my bad #2
Why would Toejam care where divinely sculpted David might reside? Apart from beautiful boobs, the only glorious appendage Toejam loves to look at and to describe to us is not a cold marble, on a public square, but his very own living one.
You have a great talent, Toejam. And I’m convinced that Michelangelo would have loved to paint the scenes you portray with so much warmth, on the GOC blog.
Toejam…
It looks like I have more than a few competitors for your attention this Valentine’s weekend.
But you know where to find me….
XxxOoo~
Claudia,
What are you doing looking at naked women for.
Shame on you….
Or,
Is your alter-ego DDP?
Perfect symmetry? I agree that the artificial symmetry is alright… but the aim is off! Her left nipple is looking directly and respectfully at you, but the right is staring at the floor! Kudos to the Dr for the enhancement, but bad form on the attention to detail
Constructed or not, it’s sure nice to look at her.
Perfection!!!!
She selected a superb surgeon for her implants, and if she feels better for having them, good for her. They and she are gorgeous.
Now that is a nice piece of garlic
She’s a beauty, with built-in floatations devices!
She is lovely, but can’t we see her Virginia.