On the head it’s not too bad. But black hair genes do not discriminate and after two days without the aid of a well honed razor her legs most likely look like a well aged Carolina pine tree festooned with 8 inch needles. UGH? And that black stubble reaching from her pubic area up to her navel looks like the migration of a colony of Brazilian army ants invading a rival colony’s abode.
Sorry, I’ve made the mistake of having one of these “she apes” wrap her loins around my head and afterwards I had to visit the local ER to have numerous gashes on my head, neck, ears and tongue stitched up. Fortunately, my prescription glasses saved my eyesight, but it cost me $250 to replace the lenses.
Memories!
Onward and upward to an abbreviated rating session:
1) Face: What the hell’s with the ladies lips? It appears they’re frozen in a sardonic grimace. Did her yeast infection suddenly sprout a Portobello mushroom? Other that those facial labia her face is kinda acceptable. Rating: “C+”.
2) Boobage: From the small portion of the boobage I can see they’re covered in blotches and her aureoles would rival the size of Saturn’s inner rings. On top of that those mammeries appear to have undergone a slight enlargement. And the low quality indicates it wasn’t Dr. Finkelstein who did the job. Rating “C”.
3) Personality: Can’t rate that till I spend a weekend at a 5-star Myrtle Beach hotel assessing that. Denny, please wire the money to “The Breakers resort” hotel and I’ll +live stream” our entire (day & night) capers over your blog. Rating to follow.
Overall Toejam rating: Incomplete, but temporarily: “C+”.
Don’t worry DDP. Denny will spring for a great weekend at Myrtle Beach. I’ll ditch hairy legs and you can move in. At least I know your long, lean shapely gams are always as smooth as a baby’s butt. It’ll be really great and, OK I’ll turn off the video camera when we do our usual kinky routine.
What a sweet daughter. Not mine so,,,,um um ummm.
Oh my Wonderful.
I didn’t click on image to enlarge because they seem to be the perfect size!
Black hair?
On the head it’s not too bad. But black hair genes do not discriminate and after two days without the aid of a well honed razor her legs most likely look like a well aged Carolina pine tree festooned with 8 inch needles. UGH? And that black stubble reaching from her pubic area up to her navel looks like the migration of a colony of Brazilian army ants invading a rival colony’s abode.
Sorry, I’ve made the mistake of having one of these “she apes” wrap her loins around my head and afterwards I had to visit the local ER to have numerous gashes on my head, neck, ears and tongue stitched up. Fortunately, my prescription glasses saved my eyesight, but it cost me $250 to replace the lenses.
Memories!
Onward and upward to an abbreviated rating session:
1) Face: What the hell’s with the ladies lips? It appears they’re frozen in a sardonic grimace. Did her yeast infection suddenly sprout a Portobello mushroom? Other that those facial labia her face is kinda acceptable. Rating: “C+”.
2) Boobage: From the small portion of the boobage I can see they’re covered in blotches and her aureoles would rival the size of Saturn’s inner rings. On top of that those mammeries appear to have undergone a slight enlargement. And the low quality indicates it wasn’t Dr. Finkelstein who did the job. Rating “C”.
3) Personality: Can’t rate that till I spend a weekend at a 5-star Myrtle Beach hotel assessing that. Denny, please wire the money to “The Breakers resort” hotel and I’ll +live stream” our entire (day & night) capers over your blog. Rating to follow.
Overall Toejam rating: Incomplete, but temporarily: “C+”.
Don’t worry DDP. Denny will spring for a great weekend at Myrtle Beach. I’ll ditch hairy legs and you can move in. At least I know your long, lean shapely gams are always as smooth as a baby’s butt. It’ll be really great and, OK I’ll turn off the video camera when we do our usual kinky routine.
Toejam~
….I’ll be in Room 69….
~XxxOoo
You’re giving me a serious case of “blue balls” DDP.
I’ll be there ASAP. PANT, PANT, PANT!
Don’t wear anthing special for me.
Matter of fact don’t wear anything at all 🙂
The best sex I ever had in my life was with a woman who had black hair.
I would happily apply some chapstick if you know what I mean
Pardon me miss, but did you know your blouse is unbuttoned? A-T-T-I-C.
Toejam, some people would bitch if they were hung with a new rope.
Toejam, you are too old to be a judge of female anatomy.
Old = beaucoup experience = major expertise
Some day you’ll agree, young man.
I had a GF in the long ago who ran around the house wearing only one of my work shirts half unbuttoned like that.
She did it: A. To get my attention. And B. To keep it.
It. Worked.