Michael sent me this one,

The world is a dangerous place. Unfortunately, there is a circus in Washington DC and the clowns got loose and are running the country. and, as we now know, the head clown is Obeauzeau. Yannow, I think Bozo the Clown could do a better job than Obeauzeau. He couldn’t do any worse.

Glen sent me this story that his brother told him about.

A few years back he worked at a plant in Shelbyville, Indiana that made automotive glass. Apparently it is colder there in the winter due to the windshield factory. One of the factory employees decided to start taking karate lessons. Every day at lunch, he would regale his coworkers about how fast his karate skills were improving and boast about his progress. After he got his black belt, his coworkers expected the lunchtime boasting to stop or at least slow down. However he soon began to brag that he could teach his dog karate. Each day at lunch he would expound on the karate abilities of his dog and the amazing feats the dog could perform.

Finally one of his coworkers could take it no more and demanded to see the dog in action. The next day, instead of meeting in the lunchroom, a small group formed in the factory parking lot hoping to finally see the braggart finally put in his place. He walked into the parking lot with a small mixed breed dog on a leash and carrying a bag and a small stick. The group gathered in a circle around the man and dog. The man tossed the stick to the dog and said “Karate the stick.” The dog grabbed the stick in his mouth and broke it in two.

When his coworkers began to scoff and jeer, the man said “Wait, he’s just getting warmed up,” and then pulled a short section of 2 by 4 out of the bag. He threw it to the dog and said “Karate the 2 by 4.” The dog became a blur of action and reduced the 2 by 4 to splintered wood in no time. The man’s coworkers were stunned.

One dragged a large fallen tree branch from the corner of the parking lot and said “Karate this tree branch.” The dog soon reduced it to splinters as well.

One coworker went back inside the factory and emerged driving a fork truck with a large steel I-beam on the front. A crowd of onlookers followed the fork truck out of the factory began. The fork truck driver asked the man if his dog was up to the challenge. The man said “Karate that I-beam.” The dog reduced the I-beam to metal shards, then continued to tear the forks off the fork truck as well.

Lunch had now ended, and the plant manager became concerned that the factory line had not restarted yet. He looked out into the parking lot, saw the large crowd and stormed outside, pushing his way to the center of the crowd. “What is going on here!” the plant manager demanded.

Someone shouted “We’re watching this karate dog do tricks.”

“Karate my rear end” the plant manager replied.

You may ask how if this story is true (as my brother never lies), why you have never seen or heard of this karate dog in this age of the internet and reality TV. At the hearing after this incident, the judge determined that the dog was too dangerous and ordered him put down. Sadly the plant manager had died. After he had uttered those fateful words, he was rushed by ambulance to the hospital, but … (more…)

Let’s get toasted with some Post Toastee. I haven’t heard this one in years, maybe decades. Another rock guitarist who died way too young. Talk about Post Toastee. He died from too much heroin, coke, alcohol and barbituates, all at the same time. This got a lot of play time on KSHE 95 in St. Louis, the best rock station in the world. I’ve been in Atlanta since 1985, and I’ve never heard this song played here. I saw him when he was with the James Gang after Joe Walsh left.

Ron sent me this one.

Sorry sweetie! You’re one of the reasons this country has gotten so fucked up. You prolly know more about what Beyonce and Lady Gaga are doing than you know about Obummercare and runaway entitlement spending. And guess who gets the tab for all the profligate spending by politicians of both parties? You do. My generation thanks you guys. And, as Ron wrote, she’ll prolly vote for Thunder Rodent Thighs. Ron also wrote, “Sorry, sweetheart. Nice to see that you’re not as stupid as you used to be, but you’re still stupid.”

Actually, I take exception to that. Stupidity can’t be cured. Ignorance can, so it should actually be, “Sorry, sweetheart. Nice to see that you’re not as stupid ignorant as you used to be, but you’re still stupid.” You’re an uninformed voter. You’re a joke. That makes you an Uninformed Voter Joke.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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AlphaDelta sent me this one. Is it summer yet? (more…)

I’m giving it to Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. I know. He’s the default ’cause I can always count on some major league assholiness from him. Putin sees just what a pussy he is and has proceeded to walk all over him. Both Sarah Palin and Mittens were right about Russia and Obungler was wrong. Remember how Obumbler snarked at Romney when he correctly labeled Russia as our largest geopolitical threat by saying that the 1980’s called and wanted their foreign policy back? Hey Obeauzeau, Jimmah Carter called and he wants his foreign policy back.

But you can add another AOTW to your vast collection.

My friend Pres sent me this one.

Liberals Progressives Rat bastard commies are always trying to repeal or circumvent the Law of Supply and Demand. Can’t be done. Mr. Market determines what the true cost of labor should be, not the gummint. If, by gummint mandates, labor is priced more than Mr. Market sez it should be worth, companies will cut back on labor or find other solutions. Paying overtime is cheaper than having to hire and train new employees.

Isn’t it ironic that with the first black president blacks are doing so poorly. Black teenagers, who get their start with minimum wage jobs, are hurt even more. If you think they have it bad now, wait until the Dims raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour. It will be brutal.

Blacks did far better under Reagan and both Bushes than they are doing under Obungler.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Willie posted a link to this story in the comments from one of yesterday’s posts.

William Rivers Pitt, a leftwing editor at TruthOut, whose foibles have been chronicled in NewsBusters and is probably best known for his journalism “scoop” of predicting the indictment of Karl Rove on May 12, 2006, is back in the spotlight again. While waiting 24 business hours to elapse for the Rove indictment to finally take place, Pitt shocked many at the Democratic Underground by posting an extremely angry attack, What I’ve learned about the Affordable Care Act, upon Obamacare due to a bad personal experience with it. In order to fully appreciate how far Pitt has turned against Obamacare, we need to go to his DU post back in December when he was proclaiming his love for Obama’s signature plan…before he even experienced it:

Well, I just had my first experience with the Healthcare.gov website…

Creating a user name and account: easy.

Plowing through all the questions: easy.

Alas, I logged out to track down some personal info, and when I tried to log back in, it said the system was currently down.

…but then, Ermahgerd! A phone number: 800-318-2596

And it’s toll-free, too!

So I’ll be calling in the morning to finish the process.

No. Big. Deal.

Thanks, Obama.

That was then. This is now:

What I’ve learned after a three-month war with these fiends: the ACA says the insurance companies cannot deny coverage to those with pre-existing conditions, which is true as far as it goes. But they can deny coverage for the life-saving medications necessary to treat those conditions. The insurance company I signed up with through the ACA exchange just denied coverage of my wife’s multiple sclerosis medication. We’re “covered,” to the tune of $700 a month…just not for what she really needs.

A cozy loophole, that.

F— you, insurance industry.

F— you, Mr. President, you piece of sh*t used-car salesman.

From my heart and soul, f— you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m sporting a big ol’ schadenboner. I just love it when a libtard gets slapped in the face by reality. But wait! There’s more!

I long for a time machine.

I helped, in my own small way, to promote this thing, because of the pre-existing conditions aspect that would benefit my wife. I feel like a f—ing dupe.

On edit: I AM a f—ing dupe. Last time that happens.

We tried to warn you that this legislation was a piece of crap.

He’s totally wrong about the last time that happens. He’ll vote for whichever Dimocrat runs in 2016, and whichever Dimocrat congresscritter runs in 2014. You can’t fix stupid! Liberalism is a mental disease.

Many readers have sent me this picture of a liberal think tank. Must be Obungler, exSpeaker Blinky, and Horrible Harry.